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DUmmie FUnnies 04-30-09 (KOmmies Speculate About Air Force One Manhattan Flyover)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 30, 2009 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/30/2009 7:03:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The Air Force One flyover story is not over, much as the Obama administration would love to shut it down. According to the official version put out by the White House, one Louis Caldera picked up the phone and set the whole thing in motion for the purpose of a highly expensive photo-op of Air Force One with Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty in the background. Meanwhile nobody else in the White House knew a thing about it. And if you believe that, I have a Brooklyn Bridge in the photo-op background that I want to sell you. Much as the MSM want to believe the ABSURD official version of the story, the Blogosphere and talk radio are raising a lot of skeptical questions about this fairy tale which was covered in this absolutely brilliant NEWSBUSTERS story. And speaking of the Blogosphere, what is the attitude about this story in KOmmieland? Well, a handful are skeptical and most just want to blindly accept the ridiculous official story as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD, "USAF Flew Presidential Plane Low Over NYC--What Were They Thinking?" So let us now watch the KOmmies board Air Force One for a joy ride in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Harrison Ford was on board, is in the [barackets]:

USAF Flew Presidential Plane Low Over NYC--What Were They Thinking?

[That it would make for either an expensive photo-op or a great joyride. I suspect the latter despite the official fairy tale.]

According to the AP, the flight was "part of a government photo opportunity and training mission." The AP further reported,

[AP was reciting the White House fairy tale.]

Of course, the wingnuts are out in force on the WSJ message board and elsewhere, but setting those folks aside (as I gladly do), it still seems just dumb to do something like this, and I would hope that Air Force quickly and effectively offers apologies to the folks in Manhattan and the New Jersey side of the river for this stunt.

[Damn those wingnuts for not blindly swallowing the official fairy tale. And now to hear from the rest of the KOmmies...]

Manufactured distraction.

[To distract away from the worse than expected first quarter economic report?]

The FAA has invited President Obama to Ford's Theatre for a special showing of David Mamet's new play, "Look Behind You, Mr. President."

[Is that you, Chuck Schumer? Chuck is laughably placing the blame for this on the FAA.]

This was authorized by the White House Military

[It's Louis Caldera's fault. He picked up the phone and set the whole fiasco in motion all on his own without letting anyone else in the White House know about this. Please believe this official fairy tale!]

Gotta say, this sounds like an Air Force idea that wasn't run up the political flagpole. Demotions will be forthcoming.

[Yeah, let's blame it all on the Air Force. They run Air Force One completely independently of the White House. Blame THEM...and Louis Caldera.]

White House Military Office Director Louis Caldera issued a brief statement saying he was too blame.

[Case closed! Return your brains to their normal state of hibernation.]

Somebody needs to be sacked and pilloried in the public square for this dunderhead maneuver.

[It must be Louis Caldera! He and only he ordered the flyover without a single other soul in the White House knowing the tiniest little bit about it. Blame Louis. Or did he lie for our sins?]

Those morons in the FAA and law enforcement should have said something. Since the USAF had clearance to do this, I think you should rename your diary. They were not in the wrong.

[Blame everyone except He who lives in the Oval Office.]

However, clearly, the USAF is throwing "New York law enforcement" under the bus by saying they had informed them. Those conversations need to be part of the public record. What did the AF tell NY "law enforcement" and what was the mutual understanding about how this would be communicated to the public? Was NY accorded a say as to whether or how this stunt went down?

[You've just started out on your long path to discovery, Grasshopper. Next you have to ask who REALLY authorized this expensive photo-op or was it a joy ride? I suspect the latter. If so, then ask WHO was aboard the Air Force One for the Lower Manhattan joy ride.]

Sometimes a photo op is just a photo op

[Except when it's REALLY a joy ride.]

If Bush had done this? Half this site would be up in arms calling it "psy-ops."

[And a call for a Congressional investigation, Mr. Kewpie Doll winner.]

this IS psy ops, just not for Obama's sake. Bush may be gone, but there are plenty of his fellow travelers buried deep in the Pentagon.

[Oh, now it's clear who is to blame. BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

If this turns out to be...some sort of saboteur, I'd be surprised. I'm sure the answer is much more benign. Again, this seems most easily attributed to stupidity.

[So are you saying that Louis Caldera is a saboteur because he is the one laughably attributed for setting this whole joyride in motion all on his own.]

What photo op could be so damned important that it's worth scaring the hell out of New Yorkers? It's just plain stoopid.

[How about a photo op that is really a joyride for Obama supporters?]

Where they taking photos of NYC? You can do that with choppers. Were they taking photos of AF1 over NYC? With Hollywood special-effects CGI these days, you can convince people Air Force One was flying over MARS. You didn't need to do this. But the only thing I can think of that might've lessened the impact of this was to have flown a banner plane behind it saying something like "Don't panic, this is not a terrorist attack!"

[Or, like the photo above, "OBAMA 2012."]

Probably Evangelicals in the USAF trying to make Obama look bad.

[Jerry Falwell at the controls? Oops! He's dead so maybe Pat Roberton. Oops! He's Pentecostal. Back to square one.]

A slow flying presidential plane flying low excorted by an f-16 fighter, looking so much like the planes on 9-11? A threat about what could happen, Practice exercise maybe?

[Joyride maybe?]

I'm in nyc. And everyone here is just awestruck at the stupidity. It caused sheer panic in lower manhattan and many buildings were evacuated.

[Damn that Louis Caldera! He and only he is to blame! Got that? ONLY Louis Caldera is at fault.]

Seen the pix & vid? Looked like a freakin air show to me.

[Looked like a freakin joyride to me.]

I think many people here are just trying to suppress this story because it's embarrassing for our president and his Pentagon. There'd be zero apologists for this debacle had it happened on Bush's watch. ZERO.

[Okay, I'll send you a Kewpie Doll too. You earned it with that brief moment of mental clarity.]

You actually believe this was a "photo op"?

[Actually I'm of the "joyride" belief.]

Wow I didn't think Obama would do that!

[Apparently you didn't get the correct directive. It was Louis Caldera, and ONLY Louis Caldera, who did it.]

Thanks, story still developing. More to come, we shall see.

[And the KOmmies won't be happy campers when the story develops that it wasn't just a photo op and that Louis Caldera, and ONLY Louis Caldera, was solely to blame.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; kommies; louiscaldera
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To: PJ-Comix


21 posted on 04/30/2009 7:34:19 AM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: PJ-Comix
USAF Flew Presidential Plane Low Over NYC--What Were They Thinking?

[That it would make for either an expensive photo-op or a great joyride. I suspect the latter despite the official fairy tale.]

Thinking is not part of this administration's qualities. You have to ax TOTUS.


Manufactured distraction.

[To distract away from the worse than expected first quarter economic report?]

Manufactured terrorism moment for the Hussein voters in NYC.


This was authorized by the White House Military

This was authorized by the White House TOTUS.


Somebody needs to be sacked and pilloried in the public square for this dunderhead maneuver.

[It must be Louis Caldera! . . . ]

Hussein is complaining about too many crises already, and then he creates another one.


If Bush had done this? Half this site would be up in arms calling it "psy-ops."

[And a call for a Congressional investigation, Mr. Kewpie Doll winner.]

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] perhaps?


What photo op could be so damned important that it's worth scaring the hell out of New Yorkers? It's just plain stoopid.

[How about a photo op that is really a joyride for Obama supporters?]

Bambi's voters won't drop their support for him for most reasons, but the ship is taking on water already.


I think many people here are just trying to suppress this story because it's embarrassing for our president and his Pentagon. There'd be zero apologists for this debacle had it happened on Bush's watch. ZERO.

[Okay, I'll send you a Kewpie Doll too. You earned it with that brief moment of mental clarity.]

Wow!! A double Kewpie Doll award for the KOmmies! That must be a first.


Wow I didn't think Obama would do that!

As 95% of the Hussein supporters do. One liberal woman was shocked to hear about this yesterday. She is actually ashamed she voted for Bambi now. She sho bees quiet now.

22 posted on 04/30/2009 7:37:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for "The Failure" BO to tear it down.)
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To: bboop

Was Michelle aboard?


23 posted on 04/30/2009 7:42:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: cripplecreek

Hahahahahahaha! We may have the next “Tourist Guy” web-wide Photo Shop contest!


24 posted on 04/30/2009 7:43:58 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: Cyber Liberty
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25 posted on 04/30/2009 7:45:57 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: PJ-Comix
White House Military Office Director Louis Caldera issued a brief statement saying he was too(sic) blame.

Sherman, set the Wayback Machine.
December 02, 2008.

Okay, Mr Peabody.

Building on his list of Clinton-era officials, President-elect Barack Obama picked Louis Caldera today to lead the White House Military Office. Caldera was appointed by Bill Clinton to serve as managing director and chief operating officer for the Cooperation for National and Community Service, and then as Secretary of Army in 1998.

"I know he'll bring to the White House the same dedication and integrity that have earned him the highest praise in every post, from Secretary of the Army to university president," said President-elect Obama.

From dedicated genius to Doofus in one easy step.
So get under the Bus Louis, and watch out for Barry's grandmother.
26 posted on 04/30/2009 7:46:00 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: pillut48

have you seen this thread

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2240628/posts


27 posted on 04/30/2009 7:59:46 AM PDT by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: PJ-Comix

They photoshopped the chemtrails out!


28 posted on 04/30/2009 8:09:42 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: edzo4

Oh no they dint! ;-)

Bwahahaha!!! That is too funny! Thanks for the heads up!


29 posted on 04/30/2009 8:20:19 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Condor51

Where was that story? I want to send the full article citation to some people.


30 posted on 04/30/2009 8:23:41 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Arlington Fall Guy was Army Secretary Togo D. West Jr.
31 posted on 04/30/2009 8:25:43 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: PJ-Comix
Rush reported that the infamous Greg Craig was appointed by Obummer to head the investigation into this.
32 posted on 04/30/2009 8:41:48 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

405: The Movie - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1wZ_TLWjw4

Hey Zer0, watch and learn.


33 posted on 04/30/2009 8:56:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Eaker
You messed up the shadows in your composite. Easy to see the sun must be coming from two different directions!

Regards,
GtG

PS The little "Air Farce" is cute though.

34 posted on 04/30/2009 9:21:32 AM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: PJ-Comix

so basically, its Bush’s fauly..

brilliant!


35 posted on 04/30/2009 9:32:20 AM PDT by GeronL (TYRANNY SENTINEL. http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com LIBERTY FICTION at libertyfic.proboards.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

My husband thinks it was an Obama campaign donator who was looking to join the presidential version of the mile-high club ;-)


36 posted on 04/30/2009 9:43:28 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; Charles Henrickson

--- Summoned by the Collective ---


37 posted on 04/30/2009 9:52:22 AM PDT by mikrofon (Obama of Barack)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

I didn’t change the shadows at all?


38 posted on 04/30/2009 9:54:48 AM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: PJ-Comix

All DUmmie FUnnie fans, we have a poll to FReep:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2241348/posts

What grade would you give Obama?


39 posted on 04/30/2009 10:16:25 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Tu ne cede malis.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
If Bush had done this? Half this site would be up in arms calling it "psy-ops."

This Lousy Freeper Troll came dangerously close to outing himself/herself. Luckily the bong-induced mental haze prevents DUmmies from picking up on things like this.

40 posted on 04/30/2009 2:01:38 PM PDT by rdl6989
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