Posted on 04/28/2009 7:19:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
In case you haven't heard--like, if you've been living on Jupiter for the last few weeks--Obamassiah is marking ONE HUNDRED DAYS in office this week! The nation REJOICES! The WHOLE WORLD REJOICES!! And the DUmmies are no exception. They are just OUT OF THEIR MINDS . . . with jubilation, that is. They're riding high in April. Will they be shot down in May? Who knows. But for now Obambi can do no wrong. He can terrorize Manhattan and get away with it. He can import swine flu from Mexico and get away with it. And what's more, the Democrats enjoy near-total hegemony. They just picked up Benedict Arlen Specter. Freaky Franken could soon be on his way. Yes, these are the good old days, the halcyon days for the DUmmies, as America marches boldly forward into the Glorious Future!
PRAISE YOU, OBAMASSIAH! The Church of The One has begun assembling for worship on this Eve of the Centidiurnal of Our Obamassiah. Right now they are venerating icons of the Young Prince and His Consort from the First Hundred Days, as we see in this THREAD, "PHOTOS 100 Days, 35 Images," and this THREAD, "PHOTOS The First Couple, The First 100 Days, 50 Images."
But before we get to the DUmmies, here is my own musical tribute for this High Hundred Days Festival. Click the link and sing along!
ONE HUNDRED DAYS
Tune: "Five Hundred Miles"
If you turn the TV on, you can watch the networks fawn
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days
A hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days
Lord, we're one, Lord, we're two, Lord, we're three, Lord, we're four
Lord, we're five trillion dollars in the hole
We're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole
Lord, we're nine trillion dollars in the hole
Not a tax we will lack, got a target on my back
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change
Keep the change, keep the change, keep the change, keep the change
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change
If you like these hundred days and you sing Obama's praise
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
You're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
Now grab a barf bag and take a pew in the back, as we observe the Obama Nation of Jubilation, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent and the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, hoping Obamassiah's Appearance on the Hundredth Day just a couple of miles from my house doesn't interfere with my driving, is in the [Barackets]:
My faves!
[I feel like I'm reading Tiger Beat.]
Great photos! But check the caption for #24. That's Bo, not Michelle. . . .
[Hard to tell them apart.]
Blush. Wackiest caption muddle in the history of caption muddles!!!
[Don't worry! Obamassiah has issued a special Caption Muddle Jubilee Indulgence for his Hundredth Day.]
This is among my all time favorites!
[It's a picture of Obamassiah blessing an infant. I'm series.]
Very adorable.
[The baby or Obama?]
I like #28 the look on his face, I wonder what's in the NYT that day.
[All the Hagiography That's Fit to Print.]
Barack is from Hawai'i and Chicago and Michelle is from Chicago.
[Barack is from Heaven and Michelle is from Mars.]
I really really really really want that black dress!
[Calm down, ben!]
no one has mentioned the one with Hillary. . . .
[You mean, The One with Hillary.]
Class, intelligence, honor, dignity, and genuine niceness has come to the WH again. . . .
[Bo is quite a dog.]
I feel better now.
[I feel bitter now.]
niiiicccee! i heart all the pics!!
[i heart all his pecs!!]
Love the pics of them holding hands.
[Those are terrorist fist-jabs.]
Just priceless.
[Porkulus bill: A bazillion dollars. Federal deficit: 47 gigatrillion dollars. Photos of Barry and Michelle holding hands: Priceless.]
My feet start to throb just looking at some of her shoes. The belts have to go. Her stunning figure, just does not need them.
[47 gigatrillion dollars is an even more stunning figure.]
Love the one where they're yukking it up with Teddy.
[Hey, that's what I do when I see Teddy: Say "YUK!"]
I'm glad they're such good friends!
[Awww! Group hug!!]
still have to pinch myself. . . .
[Whatever floats your boat, ben.]
That's what I call a Power Couple!
[Is that like the Wonder Twins or something?]
She always looks like she stepped out of a Nordstrom catalog.
[Or a Black Lagoon.]
They look like they have their own thing going on still, as if none of this ever happened.
["As if none of this ever happened." I wish!]
I'm still pinching myself. . . .
[TMI, ben!]
I LOVE THE FIRST COUPLE!!! love love love!
[DUmmieland is about to EXPLODE with ecstasy!!!]
Who wants to see these pictures of a couple in love with each other.... all over the world..........looking good in every shot.......being so in love.. No one wants to look at these................... If they are a Republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Ewww, ugly, NASTY Rethuglicans!!]
Glamour. That's the word for Michelle.
[Stammer. That's the word for, um, Barry.]
I think a woman actually commands more respect in a dress, and I wish Hillary would take note of this.
[Please, no.]
I thought this guy was taking out the trash.
"START, d*mn you, START!"
ROFLMBO!!!
"Watch this, Tim! I'm doing a wheelie!"
"Look! Our airplane made them all run out of the building! Cool!"
"So I was down at Home Depot getting a drill to put in some new plugs, and I was testing it out,
and OOPS! I made a little hole right smack dab in the middle of my forehead!"
Bo, B.O.
"Man, that Broom-Hilda! She always cracks me up!"
Tim: “Sir, what’s a wheelie?”
Rahm: "OK, now YOU tell the guy next to you what you just heard on the phone--
whisper in his ear--and he'll tell the next guy, and so on down the line, and
we'll see how it turns out at the end! Believe me, this is a fun game!"
ROFL!
Haven't you heard? $40,000 is the NEW $250,000. Or is $40,000 the new millionaire? Doesn't matter; the Obambi will raise taxes on everyone except the non-taxed welfare losers sitting on their fat a**es with their hands out.
"OK, Reggie, you hold Invisible Girl there real still, and I'll give her a paddling she won't forget!"
LOL!
So that’s why Robert Gibbs never knows anything!
"OK, whoopee cushion in place . . . slide the old chair gently forward . . . oh, man, this is gonna be great!"
I don’t know. That looks like Gibbs in the upper-left corner of the picture.
LOL LOL LOL !!!
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