Posted on 04/13/2009 7:15:52 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too! (Isn’t it amazing how they train those things to shoot guns? Must be some tasty sardines they give them for treats…)
The bad news is: one of the pirates is still alive. He’s coming back here to go on trial. That’s crazy!
I can tell you just what’ll happen. First, he’ll complain that the Navy didn’t read him his rights in whatever language they speak in Oongaboongaland. Then some famous lawyer will take his case and say the poor guy was driven to a life of crime because he came from a broken home – his father only had TWO wives!
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the only bad part of the whole episode is that there aren’t four dead pirates.
If a pirate did the deed, he must be freed.
If the pirate didn’t get burned, he must be returned.
If the AK-47 doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
I say if this kid shows some form of remorse we should consider trying to save his arse, teach him to drive a taxi.
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