Posted on 04/13/2009 7:15:52 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
Im happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ships captain and killed three of the pirates, too! (Isnt it amazing how they train those things to shoot guns? Must be some tasty sardines they give them for treats )
The bad news is: one of the pirates is still alive. Hes coming back here to go on trial. Thats crazy!
I can tell you just whatll happen. First, hell complain that the Navy didnt read him his rights in whatever language they speak in Oongaboongaland. Then some famous lawyer will take his case and say the poor guy was driven to a life of crime because he came from a broken home his father only had TWO wives!
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the only bad part of the whole episode is that there aren’t four dead pirates.
If a pirate did the deed, he must be freed.
If the pirate didn’t get burned, he must be returned.
If the AK-47 doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
I say if this kid shows some form of remorse we should consider trying to save his arse, teach him to drive a taxi.
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