Colorado House Passes Measure To Ban Cell Phones And Car Flatulence

Elective Decisions ^ | 4/9/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Denver—In order to strike a blow to irresponsible drivers and save the children, the Colorado House of Representatives passed a measure—House Bill 1094—restricting the use of cell phones to “hands free” devices, and banning flatulence for drivers of motor vehicles.

The resounding victory came on Wednesday, April 8, 2009, in a 39 – 25 vote, ending the scourge of drivers on the highway that use cell phones and “pass gas.” The bill was brought by Rep. Claire Levy, D-Boulder, to protect other drivers, children and the environment.

[Judith Anne]

Some enterprising fellow ought to invent a “recoverable personal methane device” for just such occasions.

[Judith Anne]

PS thanks to Rush for that one.

[rockabyebaby]

With the whackjobs in power it’s hard to tell these days what’s a joke and what isn’t!