Posted on 03/11/2009 4:58:19 PM PDT by slomark
EXCERPT:
The bad news is that newspapers are dying and comic strips are fading into history. The good news is that the Huffington Post is guaranteed to make you laugh every day.
For example, here’s how New Age guru Deepak Chopra opened his article about Rush Limbaugh yesterday.
“When Michael Steele, the hapless chairman of the Republican Party, lost his bearings and called Rush Limbaugh’s style ugly and incendiary, everyone knew it was the truth,” the subcontinental sahib said. “But it was a perfect example of an inconvenient truth. The right wing has long used ugly, incendiary speech the way baseball players use steroids: to artificially pump themselves up. Limbaugh has taken to saying that he wants Obama’s policies to fail because they spell the end of an America based on personal freedom. This isn’t just a grotesque exaggeration; it disguises the very thing the right wing has been doing when it curtailed civil liberties in the name of national security.”....
(Excerpt) Read more at ihatethemedia.com ...
He apparently learned a valuable lesson from the DNC.
If you want to make the front page news, mention Rush!
No, that was his brother, Deepgrease Porkchop!
The Star Wars bar scene looks like a Democratic Party convention, starting Greedo Pelosi and Harry The Wookie Reid.
Actually, the Sarlac Pit looks like Obama’s financial policies - swallows everything into an endless pit, such as your money.
Teddy Kennedy as Jabba the Hut?
Barbara Boxer as Jabba’s little pet Solacious Crumb?
James Carville as Admiral Ackbar?
Rahm Emanual as Darth Vader, or is that Terry McAuliffe, or both?
Barack Obama as Anakin Skywalker after the DarkSide took over?
Michelle Obama as the Rancor Monster?
Robert Gibbs as the Gamorean Guard?
This is fun. Everybody jump in with your favorite Star War character matched to a Democrat.
Based on the “Law of Attraction” Deepak is actually responsible for creating the “ugly and incendiary” in the universe.
Dear Deepak,
You are a maggot.
Signed,
America
Liberace could play the piano very well, wore great looking, but flambouyant clothes, and was a nice guy.
Deepchop PorkChop is a New Age ponzi scheme.
Barney Frank as Jar Jar.
“The right wing has long used ugly, incendiary speech the way baseball players use steroids: to artificially pump themselves up”—
Bet we know how YOU pump yourself up, Deepak.
What does he know about morality ? Nothing ! Deepak Chopra is a New Age Atheist.
shalom b'SHEM Yah'shua HaMashiach Adonai
Doesn’t he have some idiot celebs to go fleece with his worthless new age self-help advice? I know that Demi Moore and Michael Jackson worship him and have forked over a lot of their networth for him to be their personal spiritual advisor.
I’m guessing there is serious overlap between emptyheaded Chopra followers and emptyheaded Obama voters.
I was thinking Jerry Nadler as Jabba, but the Swimmer works well also.
Chuck Schumer as the Trade Federation Viceroy
Deepak Chopra - new-age nutjob.
Ah yes, but remember, O sahibs, that it is written......
“One must curry favor with those who favor curry”
(Cue up Rhavi Shankar sitar music)
;^)
Like most Indian ‘guru’ types , I would imagine that if the light of truth could illuminate every corner of their life and mental machinations , you would find a sordid , immoral , corrupted cesspool of consciousness . How many women or boys have you got stashed away and on call around the world Deeppak ?
These people are disgusting . They need to have a genuine chat with the Lord sometime.
i think that the election of obama has caused the “rats” to come out of the woodwork.
nice to know of whom i won’t be spending my money on.
Isn’t “Deepak Chopra” the name of some old Klingon perverted sexual practice?
Fornicating with a Batleth?
That made me laugh out loud. That is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while.
sw
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