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US Army Stocking Up on Riot Gear & Training [Satire]
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 8 March 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/10/2009 12:06:23 PM PDT by John Semmens

The federal government is budgeting funds for an anticipated “hot summer” of domestic unrest.

“With the likes of Limbaugh, Santelli, Cramer and others stirring up trouble with their repeated expressions of disrespect toward the President, we’ve got to be prepared,” said the President’s Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs. “We cannot tolerate any destabilizing demonstrations of disloyalty during these times of severe economic crisis.”

Gibbs warned that “the army has been training assiduously for this sort of contingency since day-one of this Administration. There is an old saying from World War II that ‘loose lips sink ships.’ Well, we cannot afford to allow the loose lips of talk radio to sink the American ship of state. The President has said he will take whatever action he deems necessary to see that this doesn’t happen. He will not be deterred by formalistic notions regarding freedom of speech or assembly that may conflict with his intent to transform this country.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: disloyalty; freespeech; obama; satire
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1 posted on 03/10/2009 12:06:23 PM PDT by John Semmens
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I'd love to see our Pres ent just try to order true patriots, the military, to quell an uprising...

I'm sure the order would be met with either "About Face!" or "Too the rear, march" and turn on him.

THAT would be protecting and defending the Constitution.

2 posted on 03/10/2009 12:08:57 PM PDT by NorCoGOP (Recession: friend loses his job. Depression: You lose your job. Recovery: Obama loses his job.)
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To: John Semmens

It’s a BS story, the riot gear is normal stock for The Military prison at Fort Leavenworth Kansas.

Our soldiers don’t need riot gear, they have body armor.

DUH!


3 posted on 03/10/2009 12:09:04 PM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: bamahead

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4 posted on 03/10/2009 12:09:20 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: John Semmens

Me too.


5 posted on 03/10/2009 12:09:26 PM PDT by SwinneySwitch (ObommaNation - beyond your expectations.)
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To: John Semmens

My friend got a grenade launcher for Christmas, but shhhhh. Don’t tell anyone, kay?


6 posted on 03/10/2009 12:09:26 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: John Semmens

rumor has it that the military has been told to be ready to defend the whitehouse.


7 posted on 03/10/2009 12:09:31 PM PDT by nbhunt
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To: John Semmens
Coming to a neighborhood near you ...

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8 posted on 03/10/2009 12:10:52 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: John Semmens

Wow, this is crazy. “He will not be deterred by formalistic notions regarding freedom of speech or assembly that may conflict with his intent to transform this country.” That is a ridiculously disturbing comment. And training the army to handle “this situation”? I’m not sure the army was intended to police its own citizens.


9 posted on 03/10/2009 12:11:44 PM PDT by aureliusss (who is John Galt?)
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To: usmcobra
Our soldiers don’t need riot gear, they have body armor.

But only when a Democrat is in the White House.
10 posted on 03/10/2009 12:12:19 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: John Semmens
LOL, funny stuff

I knew people were stocking up on guns and ammo for some reason, now I understand why

11 posted on 03/10/2009 12:12:56 PM PDT by KTM rider (keep thy powder dry, gird thy loins, and brace for the winds of change)
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To: John Semmens
LOL, funny stuff

I knew people were stocking up on guns and ammo for some reason, now I understand why

12 posted on 03/10/2009 12:12:58 PM PDT by KTM rider (keep thy powder dry, gird thy loins, and brace for the winds of change)
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To: John Semmens

“With the likes of Limbaugh, Santelli, Cramer and others stirring up trouble with their repeated expressions of disrespect toward the President, we’ve got to be prepared,” said the President’s Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs. “We cannot tolerate any destabilizing demonstrations of disloyalty during these times of severe economic crisis.”
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Is there another link (news article) to verify this quote, please? Thanks.


13 posted on 03/10/2009 12:13:16 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: John Semmens

hmm, now thats odd, for the past 8 years, I’ve seen bumper stickers that claim “dissent is the highest form of patriotism” and now thats not the case?

wow, am I shocked.


14 posted on 03/10/2009 12:13:49 PM PDT by tm61 (somewhere in chicago, a ward is missing it's crook)
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To: John Semmens

Heh....


15 posted on 03/10/2009 12:14:18 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: nbhunt
"rumor has it that the military has been told to be ready to defend the whitehouse.

so they are going to defend the constitution also and remove the illegitimate Kenyan basterd....finally ! !

16 posted on 03/10/2009 12:15:51 PM PDT by KTM rider (keep thy powder dry, gird thy loins, and brace for the winds of change)
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To: John Semmens

So if riots happen, Barry’s going to blame Rush. It’s a setup for the reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine and the end of the 1st Amendment.


17 posted on 03/10/2009 12:16:40 PM PDT by America2012
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To: nbhunt
rumor has it that the military has been told to be ready to defend the whitehouse.

How reliable is the source of the rumor?

18 posted on 03/10/2009 12:17:15 PM PDT by Churchillspirit
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To: NorCoGOP

I would have thought so too until a conversation I had with an Army field officer night before last.


19 posted on 03/10/2009 12:17:31 PM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: John Semmens

will you please tell some of these people that this is satire?


20 posted on 03/10/2009 12:19:22 PM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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