Posted on 03/09/2009 12:00:30 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Have you tolerated environmentalist wackos up to this point? Have you said that libtards and hippies aren't that bad? Well I present to you the most recent liberal argument, "Toilet paper is bad for the environment."
(Video on site)http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/03/toilet-paper-bad-for-environment-well.html
From the New York Times:
But fluffiness comes at a price: millions of trees harvested in North America and in Latin American countries, including some percentage of trees from rare old-growth forests in Canada. Although toilet tissue can be made at similar cost from recycled material, it is the fiber taken from standing trees that help give it that plush feel, and most large manufacturers rely on them.
Customers “demand soft and comfortable,” said James Malone, a spokesman for Georgia Pacific, the maker of Quilted Northern. “Recycled fiber cannot do it.”
The country’s soft-tissue habit — call it the Charmin effect — has not escaped the notice of environmentalists, who are increasingly making toilet tissue manufacturers the targets of campaigns. Greenpeace on Monday for the first time issued a national guide for American consumers that rates toilet tissue brands on their environmental soundness. With the recession pushing the price for recycled paper down and Americans showing more willingness to repurpose everything from clothing to tires, environmental groups want more people to switch to recycled toilet tissue.
“No forest of any kind should be used to make toilet paper,” said Dr. Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist and waste expert with the Natural Resource Defense Council.
So what is the alternative you say? A handful of leaves, a branch, your hand? Well, sure those would all do the trick. But here is the suggested alternative.
Reusable Toilet Paper? Excerpt: The purpose of the family cloth is to reduce the waste created by toilet paper. The environmentally unfriendly aspects of toilet paper happen before it arrives at your home. Trees are destroyed for the necessary pulp and large amounts of chemicals are used to turn the wood pulp into the soft, fluffy, white tissues we like to use. In addition, those darn packages of t.p. are big and a lot of fuel is burned getting them to their destination. These concerns are causing people to ditch their toilet paper and use a family cloth instead. Eco-friendly families usually start out trying different cloths. Old t-shirts are the most popular source for family cloth pieces. Using them for a family cloth prevents them from becoming yet another piece of landfill. Cotton t-shirt material is soft and very absorbent. They also receive high ratings from female users because they don’t leave any of that annoying tissue dust after usage. For those unfamiliar with the family cloth, the name is somewhat misleading. No one seems to be certain where the term originated but is not an accurate title. Family members do not share a single cloth for their bathroom wiping needs. Each family has their own method, but most often a stack of clean cloth strips are left near the toilet in the bathroom. After use the family cloth is placed in a bucket. Every few days the contents are washed.
How to Store Used ‘Family Wipes’ Excerpt: Some families find it easiest to put a small wet bag in their bathroom - either just laying on the floor near the toilet, or hanging from a nearby doorknob, cabinet knob, or hook. One friend actually hangs her bag from the toilet paper holder. My family keeps a small version of a diaper pail in the bathroom just for wipes. It’s a 2-gallon stainless steel garbage bag with a step-pedal to open the lid. Wally loves depositing his wipes in there after we’re done cleaning him up!
How to Wash Soiled ‘Family Wipes’ Excerpt: If you have kids in diapers, wash with the diapers. If you don’t have kids in diapers, I recommend washing wipes separately from the rest of your laundry. Wash in hot, dry in the dryer. You may add whatever laundry additives you desire - chlorine bleach, oxygen bleach, tea tree oil, lavender oil, stain remover, whatever.
How to Use Cloth Wipes (Family Wipes, Toilet Wipes) (Sold on Wallypop.net – “Supporting a natural lifestyle” Excerpt: OK, this is not nearly as gross as you might be imagining. Give it a try, you’ll see what I mean! But, really, you might be wondering, how do I use these? Using cloth wipes for urine-only visits to the bathroom is so simple it’s hardly worth mentioning. Go, wipe, and then toss the wipe into whatever container you prefer. Using cloth wipes for other toilet visits is not any more difficult, but there is a certain ick factor involved. Consider how much waste you’re willing to leave on your children’s diapers or wipes when you toss them in the pail. Use the same standards for yourself. Shake, scrape, swish, or squirt off anything you don’t want in your laundry, and then toss the wipe into the pail or container. (Personally speaking, we just wipe and toss in the pail.)
The Latest “Green” Craze: Reusable Toilet Paper?! - How to Purchase ‘Family (or Toilet) Wipes Excerpt: Family Wipes: $11 per dozen basic, $16 per dozen premium - “Alright,” you say, “You’ve convinced me about cloth diapers, and I understand using cloth gift bags and napkins. But toilet paper??” For some people, making the switch to cloth toilet wipes is a huge leap, that’s true. But it doesn’t need to be! Using cloth toilet wipes actually has many advantages. For one, it’s a lot more comfortable and soft on your most delicate body parts. It’s also more economical, uses less paper, and saves you those late-night trips to the store. And cloth wipes can be used wet without any of the sopping disintegration that regular toilet paper is prone to. For a discussion of the practical aspects of using cloth toilet wipes, please check out our page detailing How to Use Cloth Wipes.
Thanks to Canada Free Press.
My parents used cloth diapers on me, not because they were environmentally friendly, but because that's all there was. You see, there is a little thing called progress. We don't have to use cloth diapers or cloth wipes anymore, because there is an alternative, and using cloth is just plain nasty. My Dad still tells me stories of how he would have to take the diaper and rinse it out in the toilet before washing it. My Mom says he would gag, and even dry heave in the process. Screw that, plastic and paper are my best friend.
Any good muslim uses his left hand . . . I wonder if the Great and Almight, the Most Magnificent and Benevolent Obama uses his . . . or maybe he has a White House servant wipe his poofter.
These lying scumbags don’t care about reality. They just want people to believe that old growth forests are being logged to make toilet paper.
The truth is that toilet paper is made from farm raised pulpwood that is bred for that purpose.
Hey.....Leaves work fine and they are cheap.
Can we use that on the White House ?
C'mon people, get with the times. (Another good use for the Times newspaper)
That sounds extremely unsanitary. I wouldn't want to reuse and especially not share anything I use to wipe myself.
These democrats, liberals and NYT journalists don’t need much toilet paper because they usually have their heads up their assholes.
That’s true. I suppose you could clean yourself like a cat with that vantage point.
Well it’s a good thing I don’t wipe then LOL
The libtard ecofreaks are welcome to use their hands, tongues, whatever ... Standard TP breaks down just fine in my septic tank, and is made from farmed trees.
Why don’t they just kill a few embryonic trees, and use their STEM CELLS to engineer “Self-Generating Toilet Paper”? Oh, I forgot, they’re trees...you can’t harm THEM.
Somehow, that series of pictures seems to have a certain “San Fransisco” air about it ...
Coulsn’t the liberals just lead the way themselves. Walk the walk for a while before they talk the talk.
Just remember: "Leaves of three, Let it be!"
Dr. Allen Herschkowitz...a “waste expert.” Yeah. The truth hurts, huh doc?
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