Posted on 03/08/2009 8:10:41 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
I find all our new commieislamofascist friendships around the world so confusing these days.
I mean, when do I have to start acting like a character in Animal Farm? Are we down with the Bible and up with the Quran? (If so, I think 72 virgins is a little much for me…I’d prefer to have just one…I’m sort of monogamous…plus it’s hard enough keeping one woman happy, no?) Am I no longer allowed to have Jewish friends? (If so, there are some things I’m going to have to tell Allah Akbar! about my support of Israel.) Should I be dressing my wife in a burkha? (GAWD I just LOVE how hot she is when I can see only her eyes!) Should I be preparing for the Sunday night party meeting (with a dog-eared copy of The Communist Manifesto – after I run it through the dryer a couple times – in tow)? Should I be ignoring all the Tea Party messages that are vibrating my crackberry and, I have to admit, kinda turning me on?
I just don’t know what to do. Life was pretty simple when I had F-16s flying over my house because the Twin Towers had shockingly been attacked and fallen, when I had a nice warm gun in a shoulder holster next to my heart (oh, I assure you: it’s still there), when you could easily define all enemies as being either “with us or with the terrorists.”
That hawkish philosophy not only made this crazy, screwed up world a little easier to comprehend (and explain to my kids) but also had style, substance, and stability.
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