Posted on 03/03/2009 2:05:58 PM PST by minn7rules
Edited on 03/03/2009 2:20:52 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Rush Limbaugh looks like a jackass, and Michael Steele is Emasculated...what a pity
http://twobigboobs.wordpress.com/
the latest post at Two Big Boobs blog (political blog)
Mod Note: Punkin just checked with Rush and she will be leading the Viking Kitty charge.
Mod Update from Punkin: Thanks for the chow
“If you ask him, old sarge will put you on his message list, his Military messages slay me.... but do NOT ask him about mouse balls unless you really want to cry.....”
What’s this about mouse balls? :D
Oh. I knew he was gone, but you responded to a post I made to someone else who’d announced he’d be happy to be ZOTTed because he felt the same...
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The “Magic Negro” song was offensive only to those who a) didn’t actually listen to, and comprehend, the content, or b) didn’t CARE to even TRY to comprehend the content.
The parody did NOT make fun of Obama, or of African-Americans. The “Magic Negro” title came from a column by David Ehrenstein, an AFRICAN-AMERICAN DEMOCRAT who wrote a column in the Los Angeles Times called “Obama the Magic Negro”. In Ehrenstein’s own words: “But it’s clear that Obama also is running for an equally important unelected office, in the province of the popular imagination the “Magic Negro.” The article talks about how Obama lends himself to white liberals’ idealized black man. As “Al Sharpton” sings in the song, “They’ll vote for him and not for me cuz he’s not from the hood”.
The song also mocks liberals’ hand-wringing over whether or not Obama was “black enough” to be their candidate, Joe Biden’s comment about how Obama was the “first” articulate, clean black candidate (to which Sharpton replied, “Hey, I take showers, too), and the reaction of Sharpton and others who felt like Obama didn’t have real slave blood, hadn’t paid his dues in the Civil Rights movement, and wasn’t “down for the struggle”.
The title of the parody mirrored the title of Ehrenstein’s article, and Puff, the Magic Dragon was a natural fit for the tune. The parody is sung by a very jealous “Al Sharpton” (Paul Shanklin) through a bullhorn(a nod to his leading of protest marches), worried that he’s going to lose the attention he’s used to getting.
If you don’t understand that, then you’re just as comprehension-challenged as the other critics, or you haven’t been listening. Rush’s critics made several trys to gin up outrage over this parody, using the same kind of mischaracterization they used with Michael J. Fox and the “Phony Soldier” non-scandals.
My bad although he deserves the same fate.
Here’s the parody. Remember, it’s sung by “Al Sharpton”. References to the LA Times, and “the guy from the LA paper” are references to Ehrenstein’s column. With that background, and Al Sharpton’s background, the rest SHOULD be self-explanatory:
Barack the Magic Negro Lyrics
Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
Cause hes not authentic like me.
Yeah, the guy from the L.A. paper
Said he makes guilty whites feel good
Theyll vote for him, and not for me
Cause hes not from the hood.
See, real black men, like Snoop Dog,
Or me, or Farrakhan
Have talked the talk, and walked the walk.
Not come in late and won!
Oh, Barack the Magic Negro, lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
Cause hes black, but not authentically.
Oh, Barack the Magic Negro, lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
Cause hes black, but not authentically.
Some say Baracks articulate
And bright and new and clean.
The media sure loves this guy,
A white interlopers dream!
But, when you vote for president,
Watch out, and dont be fooled!
Dont vote the Magic Negro in
Cause
Cause I wont have nothing after all these years of sacrifice
And I wont get justice. This is about justice. This isnt about me, its about justice.
Its about buffet. I dont have no buffet and there wont be any church contributions,
And therell be no cash in the collection plate.
There aint gonna be no cash money, no walkin around money, no phoning money.
Now, Barack going to come in here and
LOL LOL LOL
Be VERY careful popping them out for service, Thats all I have to say.
(giggling uncontrollably)
Send him a ping to this thread. We won’t tell anyone who he is. Come on.
Obviously, you’ve NEVER actually listened to Rush!! He NEVER says ANYTHING ‘recklessly’—everything he says is for specific reasons and purposes of driving liberals crazy, and informing others of just how crazy and dangerous liberals are!
This time, he’s unveiled exactly how deep the corruption is in the white house, because these personal attacks are definitely originating from there, trickling down into the congress and the MSM...Rush is ‘sacrificing’ himself as a ‘victim’ so the rest of America will be able to open their eyes and see the truth about this usurper in the white house trying to destroy the financial underpinnings of the USA!!!
Don’t you realize—by doing this, the liberals took Rush’s bait? A large majority of Americans could care less about politics or what is going on in Washington—until they feel things happening in their wallets! Rush had the highest cable ratings with his CPAC speech, and now, the MSM is joining in with the white house to demean Rush and the Republicans by saying, “They want Obama to fail—ooooooooo!”
I believe a lot of people will be tempted to check into that story by checking out Rush’s website, where they will find the TRUTH of the matter, not what Beltway Bob (O’s mouthpiece, Robert Gibbs) has to spin about it!
I'd hit 'em!
Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark!!! :-O
But has it reached absolute zero? :P
Mitt’s a flim flam man.
Unfortunately for us he see pretending to be conservative is his best chance at the White House.
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