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Government Demands GM Fire 10,000 “White Collar” Employees
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 14 Feb 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/15/2009 5:54:47 PM PST by John Semmens

As a trade-off for the bailout money it is receiving from the U.S. government, General Motors will be required to trim an additional 10,000 “white collar” employees. This follows an already taken lay-off of 5,000 white collar workers in the last year.

An Obama Administration official, speaking on condition of anonymity, explained the mandated unemployment. “With the unemployment rate soaring, some may question the mandated firings. Isn’t it contradictory to the intent of the ‘stimulus’ legislation, they ask. Well, this administration isn’t just simply concerned with the number of jobs. The type of job is also important.”

“First, these are non-union jobs,” the official continued. “This is not the type of job that the president is committed to protecting or creating in his stimulus plan. Second, the administrative functions performed by these people will no longer be needed. From now on, all the key executive decisions for the firm will be made by the government.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; satireshouldbefunny; socialism; unions
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1 posted on 02/15/2009 5:54:47 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

To 10,000 employees of GM.

SCREW YOU!!

Thank you for your vote,
President in Thief, Barack Obama


2 posted on 02/15/2009 5:56:13 PM PST by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristopherson)
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To: John Semmens

By the way, my reply was semi serious/semi satire


3 posted on 02/15/2009 5:56:38 PM PST by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristopherson)
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To: autumnraine

Satire....


4 posted on 02/15/2009 5:56:41 PM PST by madison10
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To: John Semmens

Right...marching orders from the UAW no doubt.


5 posted on 02/15/2009 5:57:29 PM PST by Lady GOP
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To: madison10
Satire, but real. Several years back USPS conducted an experiment where local and district management personnel didn't show up at work.

No one noticed.

Estimates were this could have continued for weeks with no damage to service.

6 posted on 02/15/2009 5:58:55 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: John Semmens

Good Sunday chuckle John. Thanks.


7 posted on 02/15/2009 6:00:17 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, Call 'em what you will, they ALL have Fairies livin' in their Trees.)
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To: John Semmens

so, i guess GM refuses to rid themselves of the real problem with their union workforce


8 posted on 02/15/2009 6:00:21 PM PST by kerbear413 (just say NObama)
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To: madison10

Sounds like a great name for a GM car

The 2010 Satire


9 posted on 02/15/2009 6:01:36 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom. I love sarcasim)
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To: John Semmens

Obama hates WHITE collar people.


10 posted on 02/15/2009 6:01:37 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Have You Punched A Democrat Today? - Do it for the children.)
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To: John Semmens

You’re racist, Johnny. They’re called “caucasian-collared workers”. Get with the program.


11 posted on 02/15/2009 6:02:00 PM PST by max americana
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To: al baby
“First, these are non-union jobs,” the official continued. “This is not the type of job that the president is committed to protecting or creating in his stimulus plan.

Right the only jobs in the stimulus are union NOT PRIVATE INDUSTRY. This is designed to expand the labor party, coffers and voting pool for future elections for the Liberals.

12 posted on 02/15/2009 6:08:12 PM PST by Lady GOP
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To: Lady GOP

Maybe the government could do the same and save the taxpayers some money.


13 posted on 02/15/2009 6:09:59 PM PST by Radl (rtr)
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To: John Semmens
“First, these are non-union jobs,” the official continued. “This is not the type of job that the president is committed to protecting or creating in his stimulus plan.

The get whitey plan that Rev Wright talked at length about. Sort of bold to state it outright, don't you think?

So when does whitey get it?

14 posted on 02/15/2009 6:10:04 PM PST by Tarpon (If you don't stand on principle, you stand for nothing at all.)
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To: Radl

What the heck do you know, you aint nothing but a right wing, redneck, hill billy, bible clinger for gosh sake, pipe down ~


15 posted on 02/15/2009 6:16:30 PM PST by Lady GOP
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To: Lady GOP

No Chit I know that


16 posted on 02/15/2009 6:31:27 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom. I love sarcasim)
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To: John Semmens

Had GM canned more of its white collar workers...they would not be needing a bailout

One thing about business....if they are over paying the non-management employees....you KNOW they are over paying the management.

The government should not mandate this....but, they took bailout money...


17 posted on 02/15/2009 6:33:50 PM PST by UCFRoadWarrior (The Biggest Threat To American Soverignty Is Rampant Economic Anti-Americanism)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
Obama hates WHITE collar people.

There fixed it

18 posted on 02/15/2009 6:34:15 PM PST by clamper1797 (Obambi ... Karl Marx in black face)
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To: John Semmens
Well, this administration isn’t just simply concerned with the number of jobs. The type of job is also important.”

Boy - isn't that telling. While GM might be top-heavy, for the government to just come out and say "get rid of 10K more employees" from ANY field of work in the company is insane. Particularly from a president who ran on and have promised that he will put Americans to work...

What a lying sack of dung. And those in CONgress who likely back this up.

19 posted on 02/15/2009 6:54:52 PM PST by TheBattman (Pray for our country....)
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To: madison10

See Post #3


20 posted on 02/15/2009 7:02:56 PM PST by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristopherson)
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