He gets his buds together and they snort lines right off of that "spiffy" nuclear code football.
Posted on 02/07/2009 6:00:48 AM PST by bloodmeridian
Parody of Michael Phelps' Olympic TV Ad:
TV Ad Pitchman: "To be the greatest swimmer in the world, Michael Phelps doesn’t just train every day, he smokes…"
Michael Phelps: "Hawaii Maui Waui, skunk red hair, Thai stick, and purple haze…"
(Excerpt) Read more at feedyouradhd.blogspot.com ...
“The Greatest Swimmer”
Ted Kennedy?
Mikee did a foolish thing and has been chastised severely. Yet, Obama was a coke head...no big deal, right??
Seriously, he seems like an OK kid, doing exactly the things most of us did at that age. He will get through this and be wiser for it, as we were when we got caught doing similar things.
My arrest and night in jail at 18 for drugs (1979) didn't serve as much of a deterrent, but my Moms disappointment was crushing. I wish Mr. Phelps all the best in the future, for lessons learned the hard way are the ones we learn best.
You apparently haven’t seen my posts on Obama....I’m tired of writing about The Messiah’s crap every day. I needed a break. Tag! Mikey’s it.
Marijuana: Makes You Fast!
Who cares, I have two college kids and one high school kid. They are all upstanding students, active in many social groups and at church, just generally all around good kids. And they all smoke pot with their friends who are also generally all around good kids from good families.
What’s the big deal with a little bong hit? They need to legalize marijuana, it’s probably worth several billion dollars per year to the US in taxes and removal of eradication costs. It’s a natural plant for goodness sake!
He gets his buds together and they snort lines right off of that "spiffy" nuclear code football.
On the way to work one night, I took a BC powder. Just then I hit a bump in the road. When I got to work, a co-worker took me aside and started asking me if I “had a problem” with drugs. I’m sure I looked at him like he was crazy, ‘till he had me look in the mirror. It looked very similar to your pic, except I am “more handsomer”. I wiped it off, we had a great laugh, and I was careful with the BC from that point forward.
They need to legalize marijuana
I agree, but until they do it is illegal and should be prosecuted at the fullest extent of the law. We don’t pick and chose which laws to obey and which ones to disregard. Phelps committeed a crime and deserves everything he is getting. This is not his first crime either. He had a DUI a few years ago. You cannot compare yourself to Phelps as you learned your lesson the first time...Phelps did not. Some people need to find out the hard way and Phelps will through a record and financial problems with sponsors cutting him.
Funny!
>> a co-worker took me aside and started asking me if I “had a problem” with drugs.
Well, you did have a problem with your drugs that day, now didn’t you? :-)
>> It looked very similar to your pic, except I am “more handsomer”.
Handsomer than Obamessiah? Is that possible?
lol. I just hope that you will always be with us and not in the slammer...
“Did you really think we want those laws observed?” said Dr. Ferris. “We want them to be broken. You’d better get it straight that it’s not a bunch of boy scouts you’re up against... We’re after power and we mean it... There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What’s there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that’s the system, Mr. Reardon, that’s the game, and once you understand it, you’ll be
much easier to deal with.” (’Atlas Shrugged’ 1957)
My dad used to use BC powder all the time. He had frequent headaches, unrelated to me or my activities (before you infer anything of the sort). He smoked 2 packs of Kool Mild Menthol cigarettes a day and blamed his headaches on the weight of his eyeglasses.
I had the same problem until the plastic lenses came out. The thick, heavy glass lenses pushed on my nose bridge, causing a headache. That being said, BC’s are addictive. I have one before work whether or not I have a headache. If I don’t take one, I get a headache. Probably the caffeine.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
GREAT POST, Kozak. I read Atlas Shrugged in my late teens and again in my 20s. Time to read it again.
What on earth is a “BC”?
headache powder.
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