Posted on 02/03/2009 5:52:42 PM PST by ElKafir
The Genial Thinker Of The Bay Area claims that 500,000,000 (that's correct, five hundred millions) Americans will lose their jobs every month if her trillion dollar mega-pork bill doesn't pass. See video
(Excerpt) Read more at transsylvaniaphoenix.blogspot.com ...
That must be the extra 200 million from the other 7 states in Obama’s 57 states!
I guess she’s counting all of the murdered children, as well.
500,000,000 people
57 states in America
Boy, we’re in for a long 4 years . . . or is it 4,000 . . . three more zeroes . . . who cares?
You owe an apology to bags of hammers everywhere.
Pray for America
if nothing else it's going to feel that long
Massive dumbness bump.
That is one helluva lot of condoms. And by the way, what do condoms have to do with “stimulus”?.
Never mind.
In the Federal Government, a bag of hammers could be worth as much as five hundred million dollars.
No wonder they wanna ban guns... If Nancy ever got hold of one, she’d shoot herself in the head multiple times before she figured out what was happening.
Maybe if they’re really dumb hammers.
Nancy Pelosi is without a doubt the dumbest woman in the history of the Congress.
Enquiring minds want to know: What color is the sky on Pelosiworld?
No wonder a trillion isn’t a big deal to these people. Look at all the asses we have to save.
Dumber than a box of dumb rocks.
I think it reveals the liberal approach to fuzzy math. Inflate all numbers by the power of 10+ in every situation. It tickles those liberal brain cells and chokes off reason. How else can you explain their current majorities? Liberals never get elected on truth.
I can imagine George Bush watching this snippet and thinking, “See, it’s not as easy as you think.”
Nah, they were Chinese import hammers, the steel was sub-standard and already rusting, arsenic was found in the handle compound, and asbestos in the packaging...
Hey this is cool. That means everyone is going to lose their job at least once a month. A lot of people will have to have at least two jobs during a month in order to lose 500 million jobs a month. However, unless everything is going to come to a halt, a lot of people are going to be getting hired. Cool, wonder what I’ll be doing next month?
there is nothing in the constitution that says the speaker of the house has to be a member of the house. interesting, no? therefore i nominate my dog rufus to be the speaker since he is much smarter than comrade pelosi. all in favor say “aye,woof”
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