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Bill Authorizing Federal Concentration Camps Introduced
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 Jan 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/01/2009 7:34:11 PM PST by John Semmens

Representative Alcee Hastings (D-Fla) has introduced legislation (H. R. 645) authorizing the establishment of “national emergency centers” on military installations throughout the nation. The facilities would be intended to “house individuals and families when the president declares it a matter of national security requiring it.”

Hastings dismissed fears that these centers would be abused to stifle opposition to the government. “The decision on when or who will be housed in these facilities will not be made by a miscreant president like Bush or Nixon,” Hastings reassured his critics. “I have the utmost confidence in President Obama’s humanitarian instincts. If someone like Rush Limbaugh ends up in one of the centers, it will only be because the well-being of the country requires it.”

The congressman stressed that the “centers” would be nothing like those run by Hitler or Stalin. “Inhabitants won’t be shot, gassed, or starved,” Hastings promised. “The crematoriums will only be used for those dying from natural causes or accidental deaths. A better model would be the camps used to intern Japanese-Americans during World War II.”

The bill includes funding of only $180 million per year. “It’s not like we have to accommodate millions, at least I hope we don’t,” Hastings said. “Timely and targeted use may stem the need for expansive accommodations.”

In related news, the Clark County School District of Las Vegas has modified the pledge of allegiance recited by its school children. Instead of the flag, the president is the new focus of the oath. “Pledging to a flag doesn’t make any sense,” according to Superintendent Julius Schreck. “The flag is an inanimate object. The president is the animate, active representation of the nation’s will. If we teach our children and, indeed, their parents, as well, to get behind him there is no limit to what we can accomplish.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; hr645; internment; obama; satire
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To: stboz

I is reel skeered. Is it agin da law to be pssed off?


41 posted on 02/01/2009 8:49:34 PM PST by mojitojoe
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To: JrsyJack

All of those “cold dead hands” will need to go somewhere once the guns are pried from them

Mine were all lost when the box they were in fell overboard offshore in 800 feet’. I hope they can dive that deep. I wish them luck.


42 posted on 02/01/2009 8:52:42 PM PST by mojitojoe
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To: mojitojoe
Wow...mine too! What a coincidence.
43 posted on 02/01/2009 8:55:26 PM PST by JrsyJack (Oh dem golden slippers!!)
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To: mojitojoe

trip not, Freeper friend. There are over 2 million deaths in the USA a year. That means 2 million coffin liners a year. If you look at the ‘plastic coffins’ that are ‘3peopledeep’, you’ll realize they’re just the right size to protect that expensive real coffin that fits inside. The tops are reinforced because there’s gonna be six feet of dirt on top. If one was going to get offed enmasse by some epidemic, one would probably not need such a container. Cardboard would do because there’d be nobody to buy you a fancy coffin that needed protecting, right? Cardboard burns a lot easier and cleaner than pv, too.

Looks to me that some congresscritter got some supporter a big fat order, based on congressional overreacting (remember the anthrax scare?) as a pretense to get pork for their districts. Now these things are sitting in a field, deteriorating in the suns UV light - and someone got paid to make them and someone gets paid to store them and someone gets paid to guard them - for what, 3 years now? your tax dollars at work.

So, not to worry about fields; it’s just a distraction (and a great example of wasted taxdollars).


44 posted on 02/01/2009 11:01:12 PM PST by blueplum
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To: blueplum

Could be, good point. I would like someone to confirm that before I believe it though. I saw another video of coffins and they were different. They were in one of those same types of facilities, smaller and wooden. The video is on you tube, several of them, same place.
I honestly don’t know what they’re for but would like a definitive answer since there area million videos on you tube regarding these camps and coffins. This was all started by the moonbats during the Bush administration. This is nothing new.


45 posted on 02/01/2009 11:11:53 PM PST by mojitojoe
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