Posted on 02/01/2009 7:34:11 PM PST by John Semmens
Representative Alcee Hastings (D-Fla) has introduced legislation (H. R. 645) authorizing the establishment of “national emergency centers” on military installations throughout the nation. The facilities would be intended to “house individuals and families when the president declares it a matter of national security requiring it.”
Hastings dismissed fears that these centers would be abused to stifle opposition to the government. “The decision on when or who will be housed in these facilities will not be made by a miscreant president like Bush or Nixon,” Hastings reassured his critics. “I have the utmost confidence in President Obama’s humanitarian instincts. If someone like Rush Limbaugh ends up in one of the centers, it will only be because the well-being of the country requires it.”
The congressman stressed that the “centers” would be nothing like those run by Hitler or Stalin. “Inhabitants won’t be shot, gassed, or starved,” Hastings promised. “The crematoriums will only be used for those dying from natural causes or accidental deaths. A better model would be the camps used to intern Japanese-Americans during World War II.”
The bill includes funding of only $180 million per year. “It’s not like we have to accommodate millions, at least I hope we don’t,” Hastings said. “Timely and targeted use may stem the need for expansive accommodations.”
In related news, the Clark County School District of Las Vegas has modified the pledge of allegiance recited by its school children. Instead of the flag, the president is the new focus of the oath. “Pledging to a flag doesn’t make any sense,” according to Superintendent Julius Schreck. “The flag is an inanimate object. The president is the animate, active representation of the nation’s will. If we teach our children and, indeed, their parents, as well, to get behind him there is no limit to what we can accomplish.”
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Great job!
It easy to confuse satire and reality these days.
Nothing this impeached judge would do, would suprise me. Good satire, maybe too good!
Nicht shiessen, Ich liebe Gott Obama....
So, a lot of people on this board thought Michael Rivero was a nutcase, huh?
no it is not satire. go to the site.
Unser uberschwartzenfurher ist ein ....wie sagt mann.....better not say it.
No matter Alcee, we know where you live and your routine. Could suck to be you.
5.56mm
nope it is NOT a satire. world net daily has similar article too. It is an actual HR bill
OBAMUNISM...
requires some, shall we say, sacrifices.
LOL...
So I guess the FEMA camps on military bases are a reality and now we know there real purpose. But why the coffins? When will zer0 begin to hire his civilian army or declare martial law? When he does that, it’s time to get the hell out or bunker down. God help us if that happens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THLGrNObwUs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X341DmZX-2s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OKqhXdDHzM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsHvzW0H09E
All of those "cold dead hands" will need to go somewhere once the guns are pried from them.
LMAO!! What did the confederates say? If it ever happens again, the politicians are the first to go. If it's either them or us, they are gonna have about 70 million pissed off people after them. I suggest they begin to play nice
Der Uberschwartzenfuher has seen your words. Er ist pissed. You vill be gettinked a visit at 2 in ze mornink.
tventy daze in za cooler...
“I don’t like the sound of ‘ese ‘ere ‘Boncentration Bamps.’”
To the tune of Deutschland Uber Alles:
Barack Obama uber alles...uber alles in der welt.
Funny, but this ain’t Hogan’s Heroes....Zero’s puppeteer is playing for keeps.
I would be more concerned if this was coming from a serious individual. Alcee Hastings has all the credibility of a rodeo clown. He is a discredited, disgraced former judge who only gets to Congress because his district is comprised of single parent teenage mothers and welfare freeloaders.
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