So know there are many Chicago cops that would qualify as dwarfs! 
Posted on 01/25/2009 7:40:45 AM PST by Right_Handed_Writer
Child Labor in 003 - Burger Queen
The buck stops at the top, doesn't it? This is a violation of at least a few Child Labor laws we're sure. And a liability issue from the Commander on down who didn't make sure the "officer" had a gun and star.
This is classic. A male/1 in full uniform walks into the 3rd district desk and tells them he is from 005 and was sent there to work a traffic car. They get him a locker to use and call in the traffic car. He signs out a radio and jumps in with the female officer and away they go. They handle a traffic accident and when she realizes he doesn't have a ticket book they go back into the station and he signs one out.
Away they go again. This time he asks if he can drive and she lets him. They write a few tickets and finish their tour.
Now comes the good part
Capt on the 3rd watch sees him and asks someone who he is. They tell him that he was sent over from 005. The capt has no knowledge and they start to question the "officer" When the Capt asks for his ID and star he says its out in his car. They tell him to go get it. Some smart detective follows him out to the car and they find out that he has no ID and his star was a commemorative CPD star. His vest was a vest cover stuffed with newspaper and if that wasn't funny enough...HES 14 YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR POLICE IMPERSONATING BEFORE
Check out cb#017471508 if you don't believe me. They left out some of the more embarrassing details
(Excerpt) Read more at secondcitycop.blogspot.com ...
Someone needs to get that kid in a military school somewhere and get him on the right path.
Sounds like he would make a great cop and is a smart kid to boot, LOL!
**Only in Chicago could a 14 year old be put in a squad car,**
What’s gonna happen when he gets a BETTER PERFORMANCE REVIEW the the other Cops?? He could be Police COMMISSIONER before he comes up for TRIAL.
Remember, this IS CHICAGO.
A fourteen year old can pass as a cop in chicago?
Either that 14 year old is incredibly clever, or cops in chicago are incredibly dim.
Hell. that’s nothin’, we just put a 14 year old socialist in charge of the nukes!
I don’t know if he would make a great cop or not, but he has already demonstrated that he would probably make a great intelligence field agent. One of the service academies would probably be great for him, and, in the long run, for us.
LOL.
“You will Respect ma AUTHORITAH!!”
> Someone needs to get that kid in a military school somewhere and get him on the right path.
AMEN. There are some serious latent talents there, waiting to be tapped. Either by the Good Guys or, in default of that, by the Bad Guys.
Regards,
Wow. just imagine if a guy walking into the station with a bomb strapped under his vest and said he was put of the Obama detail when the new POTUS comes back home to buy some blow
Reminds me of the last years of WWII where Hitler put uniforms on children and told them to defend Berlin to the death.
I knew the Chicago budget was in the toliet, but King Daley is really stretching things now.
LOL
So know there are many Chicago cops that would qualify as dwarfs!
“cops in chicago are incredibly dim.”
Cops in general are. When people in tech schools in the Air Force aren’t doing so well the instructors would tell them to shape up or they would be busted to being a cook or a cop.
Unbelievable! I mean the older I get, the younger the cops and doctors look to me - but 14 years old..... WOW.
Our PD are clowns.
the CIA is looking for people
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