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1 posted on 01/19/2009 6:32:22 PM PST by writer33
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Satire ping!


2 posted on 01/19/2009 6:32:50 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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not me baby, i’m watching FOOD TV NETWORK/sarc


3 posted on 01/19/2009 6:34:08 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Scooters work good in Vermont snow)
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I'll be sitting at my desk working through my lunch hour. I think I'll have something from Taco Bell or McDonald's.
4 posted on 01/19/2009 6:36:21 PM PST by LiberConservative
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BTTT


5 posted on 01/19/2009 6:36:53 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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I’ll be cleaning my toilet....

No way will I be remotely close to a tv or radio tomorrow - all day - though I would have liked to watch the Bush Farewell - but since I cannot and will not stomach watching any of the other obscene programming tomorrow - guess I’ll have to watch the farewell ceremony another time.

All I can say is, God help us!!


9 posted on 01/19/2009 6:39:10 PM PST by MasonGal
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I will not watch the Anunciation of The One (piss be upon him).

I will be on convoy duty with the National Guard.


10 posted on 01/19/2009 6:39:10 PM PST by Old Sarge (For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
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...and that’s just the media.


11 posted on 01/19/2009 6:39:49 PM PST by MediaMole
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To: writer33; All
Presented as a Public Service
Certain FReepers may need this

Click here for a Barf!
Click the Pic


12 posted on 01/19/2009 6:40:10 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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no squirt here. gonna be at the range all morning then to the reloading bench.


13 posted on 01/19/2009 6:41:04 PM PST by bobby.223
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I actually have a job, so I will not be watching tomorrow. Somebody has to pay for Obama’s programs.


15 posted on 01/19/2009 6:42:15 PM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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I’m afraid I’ll have to pass.


16 posted on 01/19/2009 6:42:52 PM PST by truthkeeper (It's the borders, stupid.)
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Unlike the typical Obama voter, I'll be at work during the coronation inauguration. And I probably won't even become aroused, much less achieve orgasm.
17 posted on 01/19/2009 6:43:43 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have somethin' to say)
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I just hope that there will be an Inaugural Commemorative toilet seat coming out soon.


20 posted on 01/19/2009 6:45:20 PM PST by Gator113 ("Noli nothis permittere te terere.")
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..millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm...

I think the constant orgasm been going on for the past few days now. Maybe the only question left - when will it ever END? (They really need to find a way to bottle that stuff...)

23 posted on 01/19/2009 6:46:45 PM PST by Libloather (January is Liberal, Leftist, Marxist Awareness Month.)
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I have to work and even if I didn’t I have already heard and seen enough bullshit about this man and from this man to last two lifetimes. Let the gomers have their day.


24 posted on 01/19/2009 6:47:36 PM PST by linn37
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More millions prepare barf bags by the case.


25 posted on 01/19/2009 6:51:55 PM PST by Quix (LEADRs SAY FRM 1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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I wonder what the students from the friendly Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, here, studying nuclear physics, bio-technology and airliner flying (but not landing) are preparing for this once in a lifetime historic occasion?!


26 posted on 01/19/2009 6:54:19 PM PST by Revolting cat! (After all is said and done I'm goodier goodier than you!)
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There’s an inauguration tomorrow? (/sarcasm)


27 posted on 01/19/2009 6:58:49 PM PST by PGalt
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I can’t tell if I should be buying stock in batteries or barf bags!


28 posted on 01/19/2009 6:59:00 PM PST by austinaero ((More Bark, Less Wag))
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I WANNA A DIVORCE!


31 posted on 01/19/2009 7:04:50 PM PST by Dallas59 (Not My President)
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