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Posted on 01/19/2009 6:32:21 PM PST by writer33
Washington—In what could likely put Playboy magazine out of business, millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm during Barack Obama’s inauguration speech tomorrow. The abundant frenzy—expected upward of 20 million—would be unprecedented in American history, dwarfing the two or three million orgasms on Election Night.
Obama’s speech, “Great Expectations,” is reportedly expected to run 17 minutes long—a period of time which is sure to leave millions writhing and undulating in sheer bliss.
The Pew Center for research has reported that 90 percent of women, and 85 percent of liberal men, expect to achieve climax in the final thrust of Obama’s campaign speech, leaving many with “Great Expectations” of their own.
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Satire ping!
not me baby, i’m watching FOOD TV NETWORK/sarc
BTTT
The less fortunate will only feel a tingly sensation run up their leg...
Why the “sarc” tag? Just be honest and say you do not wish to witness the ascension of wickedness. Call things what they are. The sky is blue.
I can’t wait. Once Obama’s president, Carmen Electra is going to show up here with a keg of beer and a pizza. It’s going to be so great. Last time she did that was when Bill Clinton was president.
I’ll be cleaning my toilet....
No way will I be remotely close to a tv or radio tomorrow - all day - though I would have liked to watch the Bush Farewell - but since I cannot and will not stomach watching any of the other obscene programming tomorrow - guess I’ll have to watch the farewell ceremony another time.
All I can say is, God help us!!
I will not watch the Anunciation of The One (piss be upon him).
I will be on convoy duty with the National Guard.
...and that’s just the media.
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no squirt here. gonna be at the range all morning then to the reloading bench.
An old Persian saying:” the sky is blue wherever you go”
I actually have a job, so I will not be watching tomorrow. Somebody has to pay for Obama’s programs.
I’m afraid I’ll have to pass.
What a bunch of hypocrites!
TOTAL frigidity, here......like a Conservative woman married to a European Socialist husband. Oh, wai.................
I just hope that there will be an Inaugural Commemorative toilet seat coming out soon.
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