Posted on 01/19/2009 6:32:21 PM PST by writer33
Washington—In what could likely put Playboy magazine out of business, millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm during Barack Obama’s inauguration speech tomorrow. The abundant frenzy—expected upward of 20 million—would be unprecedented in American history, dwarfing the two or three million orgasms on Election Night.
Obama’s speech, “Great Expectations,” is reportedly expected to run 17 minutes long—a period of time which is sure to leave millions writhing and undulating in sheer bliss.
The Pew Center for research has reported that 90 percent of women, and 85 percent of liberal men, expect to achieve climax in the final thrust of Obama’s campaign speech, leaving many with “Great Expectations” of their own.
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BTTT
Food network is featuring a marathon: "Michelle Obama's favorite recipes/ Delicacies from Indonesia/ Kenyan Favorites"
You won't be able to get away from it...
oh lordy, looks like i’m stuck w/ AMC or USA
but A&E as the Sopranos @3pm
thanks for the heads up...
wouldn’t it be clever to sign up your least liked friend & send them to Camp Obama ?
now I think that’s funny ;)
Certainly.
Folks who highlight the truths of this hideousness are to be encouraged and supported, imho.
God’s best to you and your family.
Walk close to HIM—our only refuge at all times and certainly at such times.
THRUSTING HOT COALS OF INSIDEOUS, SEDUCTIVE, WHOLESALE EVIL INTO THE LAP OF A NATION
while pretending one won’t get burned
is the depths of insanity.
It’s quite appropriate.
Stay tuned for the most hysterical day in history!
Stay tuned for the most hysterical day in history!
is just so RIGHT on so many levels! Kudos!
They expected 600 private jets. Those poor rats leave quite a footprint.
Yet they lecture us on ‘saving the planet’. They can KMA!
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