Posted on 01/17/2009 8:28:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
The day is surely drawing near! Obamassiah has mounted the Democrat donkey and is approaching the Holy City for his triumphal entry! The countdown continues! Will the ball descend in Times Square? I don't know. TV hosts are breathless. They're fawning over Obambi, the Young Prince. It's quite sickening, actually.
But Inauguration Fever is on the rise in DUmmieland, even as the temperatures in DC are going down! Maybe we can catch some of the festivities on TV. Do you think any of the networks will cover it? YA THINK? It's ALL OBAMA, ALL THE TIME! "Wall-to-wall" coverage? More like, "Through the walls, down the stairs, up on the rooftop, over the river and through the woods" coverage! But the adoring Obambats in DUmmieland are giddy, and they'll be glued to every inspirational moment. Check out this THREAD, "Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!"
So get out your Winky-Dink screen and place it on your television, so you can help draw the way for Obambi to get to Washington in time. Use the Bolshevik Red crayon, which is the same color as the DUmmie ejaculations below, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who unfortunately will be washing his hair all day Tuesday and thus will miss ObamaFest, is in the [Barackets]:
Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!
[Oh, good! Tell me about all the stuff I won't be watching!]
Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.
[How about making a list of all the TV programming that will NOT be Obamamatic? That would be a lot shorter.]
Hopefully, someone else will find this helpful.
[I find it unnecessary. Flip on any channel and it's bound to be Obama Time.]
All times Eastern
[All coverage fawning.]
Saturday
10am - CSPAN - Obama's Love Train departs Philly.
[People all over the world, join hands. . . .]
1pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - Train picks up Joe Biden . . .
[At the Home Depot.]
in Wimington. . . .
[I thought he lived in Scranton?]
4:15pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - train arrives in Baltimore, another ceremony likely to follow.
[Palm branches to be distributed.]
5pm - MSNBC - Hardball with Tweet for what I assume is the train arriving in DC.
[The thrill running up Tweety's leg may cause technical difficulties.]
Sunday
2:30pm - HBO (you dont have to have HBO but you DO have to have cable)
[HBO to be renamed BHO.]
Inaugural Celebration Concert at the Lincoln Memorial
[Lincoln Memorial to be renamed Barackropolis.]
(HBO's site says "watch a message from the President elect" while CSPAN says "address by the President elect." he may be there or may not be)
[Present-Elect?]
Monday
8pm - Disney Channel - Kids Inaugural Ball - appearance by Michelle and Jill.
[AKA Minnie and Daisy.]
Tuesday
all day coverage . . .
[WE WANT MORE! MORE! MORE! WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!!]
11:30am - Inaugural Ceremony Beings
[BlackBerry Hussein Obama, strange being from another planet. . . .]
2:30pm - parade actitivies
[Here we'll be doing parody activities.]
(Bush's departure etc)
[NO! NO! HE CAN'T LEAVE! WHAT WILL WE DO WITH OUR BDS????]
8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball
[There goes the neighborhood!]
appearance by Barack and Michelle.
[Oh joy! Oh rapture! Bamalot!]
Please! if I left anything out, lemme know!
[WE MUST KNOW . . . EVERY . . . SINGLE . . . SECOND!!]
I guess I be will be glued to C-span all day Saturday.
[It's kind of like sniffing glue, isn't it?]
If anyone wants to see the Obama Radio Nation event with Randi, Stephie, Bill Press, Ed Schultz and others, it will be on C-SPAN from 4-7 on Sunday.
[The Triumph of the Moonbats!]
Maps, Performers, Parties, Balls, etc.
[Barf Bags not included.]
I am so excited...I have my own countdown clock!!!
[I myself am counting down the days to 1-20-13.]
Mods- can we keep this pinned and open for late edits?
[How about we frame it and bronze it and place it on our mantel?]
I believe I'll be kicking this. . . .
[I believe I'll be sick.]
I took the day off to celebrate.
[A day off from not working.]
I will be checking in here all day to see if any fellow DUers will be posting pictures with little stories about all the joy and excitement.
[I'm all atwitter! I'm like a little schoolgirl!]
I cannot wait for Tuesday. . . .
[I cannot wait for 2013.]
whoot!
[w00t!]
well, just dont expect any pics of me on the couch in my PJs because I'm not putting on any makeup until Tuesday night!
[You should try the smudge-free mascara, ben. Tears of joy are not a problem.]
I will be DVR'ing all of this.
[It's already DRVing me crazy.]
I assume CNN will be covering the train arriving too?
[CNN has a correspondent just to cover the porters.]
the places where I wrote (TV coverage uncertain) I am assuming CSPAN, MSNBC, CNN etc. will be covering those, but I couldn't find any definate listings.
[It will be everywhere, all the time, on every channel, don't worry. The Hunting & Fishing Channel is doing "Favorite Duck Calls of the Obamas." The Food Network is having an "Arugula Marathon." CNN/SI is doing a special "Swimsuit Edition: Obama's Pecs." But the capper will be on the Fashion Channel, "Michelle's Extreme Makeover: Jackie Style."]
Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?
[All of them. Indeed, special channels are being created, even as we speak, to beam the events to other planets. Enjoy!]
Why thank you. You know, I've always wondered how pasta e fagioli came to be called "pasta fazool." Was it a mispronunciation that soldiers brought home from Italy after the war or did it become an Americanized pronunciation among second and third generation Italian-Americans
Oh, well, I'm just glad they brought home a taste for it, along with pizza and everything else Italian. I don't know abut you, but I'm really getting hungry now.
I believe we'll kick it, punch it, slam on it with a ball-peen hammer, set it on fire and then piss on it to put it out. Lather, rinse, repeat.
[The thrill running up Tweety's leg may cause technical difficulties.]
I will not be at all surprised if sometime in the next four years we her Obama, in a phone interview with Chris Matthews, say "No, Chris, I will not tell you what, uhm, I am wearing.
Time-zoneist!
mwb970 (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-18-09 07:33 AM
22. Here's a big "hello" to all the bitter Freepers following the link on FR to this thread.
Yes, welcome to the "DUmmie FUnnies", you crybabies. Don't stay here too long! Some of the smart might rub off on you.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2166733/posts
Hi, DUmmie mwb970!! And THANX for the free publicity! Can Skinner be sure you're not a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL? Prepare for tombstoning!
Let's all wave to the DUmmies!
I found it significant that the primitives omitted one important item on the agenda Inauguration morning.
0bama’s going to church, first thing, before all else.
It looks to be a one-hour service, but I have no idea the denomination.
One wonders why the primitives omitted that.
I already know what I’m doing Tuesday morning.
I’m going to be watching the inauguration up until the minute 0bama takes the oath of office, becoming president.
Then I’m going to rush down into the basement—the cats’ll already be there—because the 0bamaites and the 0bamaite primitives promised us the minute 0bama becomes president, the world will change, with love and joy and peace and goodwill breaking out all over, and lollipops and ponies and milk and honey and money and free medical care and free housing and free gasoline and free food pouring down from the opened skies.
All these goodies drenching us might cause some damage, like a hailstorm; that’s why the cats and I in the basement until the dust is settled.
Darn that pilot of that US Airways jet for making that miraculous landing on the Hudson River! His coverage is taking away from The Messiah’s coverage!!!
I’m happy to say I’m leaving out of Reagan airport tomorrow morning at 7 am for Gulfport, MS, the state that gave Bambi the lowest percentage of it’s vote. I plan on either being sleeping, gambling, eating or shopping when Bambi is coronated. I’m not returning until Thursday night when hopefully most of the DUmmies have left. I’m very excited to be getting out of DC.
Oh, and Dummies I’m currently giving you the one finger salute. I plan on enjoying the next four years and I hope the next four years are the most miserable they have ever have.
Hey, I think "pasta Pazul" was a pretty good pick up for an old Kraut like me. And I was able to relate it to an old Italian Standard (albeit the wrong one). At least it shows my mind's still working, although not at full strength... :)
Anyway, HI DUmmies. And don't worry about the smarts. We have more than enough to go around. Don't need what little you may have to offer :)
But just wait until they start discussing what kind of dog they're going to get their daughters, and how they have to be very careful because of the younger one's allergies, and how that limits their ability to get a dog from a shelter, blahblahblah.
Yeah, this thing has been just that irrational and creepy. It’s like people have taken leave of their senses. I expect that from DUmmies, but not from so-called Moderates.
My plan exactly, mostly because temporarily being one of the "outs," there isn't much one can do but sit back, relax, and watch.
.....and I hope the next four years are the most miserable they have ever had.
They will be; don't worry.
Whether you call it "pasta e fagioli," "pasta fazool" or "fasta pazul," you can't go wrong with chicken stock, seasonal veggies, beans and pasta in a stew thickened with day-old Italian bread and seasoned with salt, pepper, basil, oregano, rosemary and garlic, and finished of with a splash of olive oil and a healthy sprinkle of Parmigiano-Reggiano.
That's the recipe, and even a DUmmie couldn't mess it up. A handful of arugula would be most welcome.
Who's crying? Are any of you crying? There's no crying in DUmmie FUnnies! We're all about laughing and sarcasm tags are not required. Not laughing WITH you, but laughing AT you, you nutters.
You are dogs that have been chasing the car for eight years. You finally caught it ... good boy (cue the "That's Racist" kid).
We laughed at your frustration that the government didn't solve your problems for you when your party wasn't in charge. We'll continue to laugh at your frustration when the government that YOU put in place still does not solve your problems.
Whilst we can argue Revelations till we’re both blue in the face, not every Christian believes the endtimes are nigh (for instance, 666 and 616 refer to Caligula and Nero, hence suggesting the book was written to get Christians through those times), Obama looks more like the false prophet of which we have had many. When Hitler ascended, this same crap occurred. It’s just, rather than it happening elsewhere, its happening here.
True dat mah brutha! Represent!
So that is what national health care will look like.
You don't get any medical attention, but you are so stoned you don't care.
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