"Dose that mayk mee a land fishie ?"
Posted on 01/10/2009 9:11:29 PM PST by redhotright
Dear PETA,
Thank you for renaming fish as sea kittens. I'm so pleased that you did so because it makes me rethink my vegan diet. I had become a vegan because fish and other edible animals are ugly creatures and I couldn't stand to eat something that was so revolting. But now that fish have been renamed to sea kittens, I don't think that fish are so objectionable any more and I have started eating meat again. And I'm loving every morsel!
Could you let me know when you will be releasing a Sea Kitten Recipe book? Someone suggested that I try fried sea kitten in tomato sauce and I'd like to get a recipe.
Thanks again, Sea Kitten Gourmet
PS - Do you think you could rename cows too? Maybe something like "meadow kittens". That sounds really delicious and I'm getting a hankering for a big juicy beafsteak.
Ask any mermaid you happen to see
What’s the best tuna?
Kittens of the sea!
—
“You gotta be kitten me!”
—Meowsy McDermott, Cat Lawyer, “Family Guy”
"Dose that mayk mee a land fishie ?"
Reminds me of the old “elephant joke” :
What’s the difference between an elephant and an orange ?
[ I don’t know ]
In that case, I’m never going to send you to the store to buy oranges!
What a wonderful example of how terribly divorced from reality PETA activists are. I'm going to start calling soybeans "field kittens" and see what happens.
What should I call hotdogs?
LOL
They are freaking wacko.
Do these SUCKERS really think we are going to buy this CRAPIE stuff? They can CARP all day. In fact they can kiss my BASS.
Meadow Kitten BTTT!
Send them a pair of these.
;-)
Sounds like La Luna Tuna to me.
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