[Seruzawa]

Heh heh heh. You can’t make this stuff up folks.

These guys don’t even think about what they spew any more. I’ll bet they are all Mensa members. LOL!

[redhead]

And I left my tree lights burning deep into the night, turned them back on before daylight, and even added extra strings to my tree. Looked GORGEOUS, I might add...

But it's STILL way too cold to suit me, even if it IS Alaska. And we even got 5" of snow on Christmas day. More lights, fellers! We need more lights!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Those RED stripes on candy canes are put their intentionally by conservative candy cane makers.

[Tennessee Nana]

Dear Grinchie people,

I like that string of Christmas lights...

It reminds me of the birth of my only Begotten Son, Jesus..

The night He was born of the Virgin Mary, there was a brilliant light that shone down on that lttle rough stable in Bethlehem...

Since that time Christians have remembered the birth of their Savior in many different ways over the centuries...

Candles on living trees in Medieval Germany, once placed there by pagans to worship unknown gods, have become strings of small electric lights, both colored or plain white, and placed on Christmas trees and houses...

Now they celebrate the birth of the Christ child...

If I’m not mad at the people, who do you think you are to complain?

Like I said, I like it...

Where’s your string of Christmas lights?

Your house looked gloomy and cold this year...

Reflected your gloomy and cold heart...

What did you say your name was?

Scrooge?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thought I had already taught him a thing or two...

Well, leave that string of Christmas lights alone...

Go out and hit the stores instead...

There’s big sales on...

There’s a special on Christmas lights...

Go get you some...

For next year...

Love,

God

[Salamander]

“YOUR STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IS KILLING US”

Piano wire would be quicker.

[SkipW]

I know wehat we can do. Lets hang radical environmentalists instead of Christmas lights.

[NonValueAdded]

♫ Let ’em glow, let ’em glow, let ’em glow! ♫

[MileHi]

These people need to be flogged.

[CodeMasterPhilzar]

Another attack on a Christian holiday, who'd a thunk it? ;-)

These jerks will be happy to hear I bought all new outside lights this year. (helping to stimulate the economy) All my tree lights are actually solar powered LEDs. The house lights are still plug-ins, but they are also LEDs - very low power.

To make up for the energy the house LEDs do use, I'll just rent one or two less DVDs over Christmas and turn my 56" wide screen off. Sure, that hurts their leftist buddies in Hollywood, but oh well, sacrifices must be made.

[fella]

Just wait until the plugin their all electric cars.