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DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-08 (HUffies Worry That Cabbage Patch Doll Might Drag Obama Down)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2008 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/27/2008 7:22:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The HUffies are worried that the Cabbage Patch Doll known as Rod Blagojevich might drag their Obamassiah down as you can see in this HUffington POst THREAD titled, "Blagojevich Scandal: Governor's Lawyer Wants Obama Staff Subpoenaed." However, unfortunately for Team Obama, the Cabbage Patch Doll is NOT going gently into the night. He absolutely intends to drag his fellow Chicago Machine Democrats, including the Obamassiah and Rahmbo, down with him. And the best thing of all is that the Cabbage Patch Doll has plenty of audiotape evidence care of federal wiretaps, to make his case that the rest of the Chicago Machine is as corrupt as he is. And this has the HUffies worried, very worried. So let us now watch the HUffies sweat out the legal maneuvers of the Cabbage Patch Doll in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the eBay prices for Cabbage Patch Dolls has gone up since this scandal broke, is in the [barackets]:

Blagojevich Scandal: Governor's Lawyer Wants Obama Staff Subpoenaed

[Since they are part of the same corrupt Chicago Machine as he is.]

CHICAGO — In a move intended to force public testimony from President-elect Barack Obama's inner circle, a lawyer for Gov. Rod Blagojevich has asked the legislative panel considering impeachment of the governor to subpoena more than a dozen witnesses, including Obama's incoming chief of staff.

State Rep. Barbara Flynn Currie told The Associated Press on Thursday that the House committee received a letter from Blagojevich attorney Ed Genson asking it to subpoena Rep. Rahm Emanuel, Valerie Jarrett and more than a dozen others, including Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.

[And now let us watch the HUffies break out in a flood of nervous sweat...]

This season is turning into the "Holiday Season from Hell"!!!!

[Especially if one paid FULL PRICE for a Christmas Honey Baked Ham when the half price coupons are easily accessible on the Web (inside joke that I will never get tired of as you shall see).]

Don't think of trying to tie President Obama to your crooked client. the tapes speak for themselves.

[And Rahmbo's voice is loud and clear on those tapes.]

This clown doesn't know when to say when. What a joke. He did the crime now he should do his time.

[Please just confess and don't implicate your partners in crime.]

Blagojevich is a sleeze and a coward...he needs to step up and take his punishment and get on w/ his life. Not drag every one down to his level...he and Madoff can share a cell in Gitmo.

[And be tortured with A/C and extra large portions of orange glazed chicken along with being billed full price for Honey Baked Ham (inside joke here).]

Barack Obama should tell Blago to F&@K off, Fitz already cleared Obama and his transition team of any wrongdoing. In a few weeks, Obama will have too many fires to put out around the world and the fire that is destroying our economy to worry about the fire going on in Illinois. Blago must be removed from office, because he has gone power mad, just like Bu$h.

[Fitzmas is being delayed for the Obamassiah.]

Actually Blago just wants more power, he's like Anakin Skywalker who thought being a Jedi wasn't enough. Blago, like Bu$h, Cheney, Rove, has gone to the Dark Side.

[While the Obamassiah maintained his virginal political purity in the midst of the Chicago Machine.]

Geez, looks like Blag has decided if he's going down, he's gonna try to take as many people with him as he can.

[He's putting the Blag Tag on most of Team Obama.]

Thank god for executive privilege, Obama doesn't need be bothered by subpoenas.

[Obama was President when pay for play happened?]

He needs to be "neutralized" quickly.

[Fort Marcy Park?]

I hope this guy takes down all of the corrupt politicians associated with him. I supported Obama and still do. He should not be affraid to exonerate himself in this matter. However, if it is proven that he is also implicated in the shenanigans, I'm not opposed to having him removed. Our nation suffers from a chronic amount of corruption. I say again, I hope this guy takes down all corrupt politicians involved in this matter. I hope there is a non-partisan witch hunt!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Let the flames begin!]

If you support Obama you would know that HE IS NOT INVOLVED IN ANYTHING ILLEGAL. How would you know this. The Attorney General Patrick Fitzgerald SAID SO. Why did he say so I'm guessing its to stop folks like YOU. You talk about I hope there is not a Partisan witch hunt when there is NO WITCH TO HUNT. So hence if there is a witch hunt which is UNLIKELY its going to be a PARTISAN one.

[And if Fitz says it, then IT MUST BE TRUE.]

All of this attention to a third rate con-man is just so much crap.

[LEAVE BARACK ALONE!!!]

It's getting worse and worse for Emanuel AND Obama~

[But...but didn't Fitz exonerate them without trial?]

Blagojevich needs to plead guilty, take a shorter sentence and stop all this nonsense about Obama staff testimonies. He has a choice.

[He can choose to fall on the sword for the Obamassiah.]

I hope this troublemaker Blago gets put away for ever.

[If he paid full price for a Honey Baked Ham then he deserves to serve a life term (inside joke here).]

i heard Ed Genson is a lousy attorney, hardly knows any laws government policy. he's cheap and looks like he glutton himself...

[I heard he swallowed half a full-priced Honey Baked Ham.]

Bring it on, bent boy.

[Paging Ben Burch!]

deflect, deny, deflect, deny..

[Deflect and deny that you ever paid full price for a Honey Baked Ham when the 50% off coupons are readily available on the web.]

I'm beginning to think IL democrats could screw up a winning lottery ticket..

[Or a Honey Baked Ham half off coupon.]

I believe Jesse jackson Sr. has done something foul.

[Paying full price for a Honey Baked Ham?]

What, you're copping to setting the small fire in the Jacksons' main fireplace?

[Where I plan to warm up my full price Honey Baked Ham.]

I believe you are stoopid

[Doh! I paid full price for a Honey Baked Ham!!!]

Blago wants all kinds of things...

[Including a half price Honey Baked Ham coupon easily available on the web?]

As someone who suppported Obama bigtime, I believe that lots more will come out to the detriment of Jarrett and Rahm Emanuel in this affair. For instance, exactly why would Jarrett whose only experience is as a realtor be the person that Emanuel favored for the senate seat? What has she done other than get Michelle Obama a high paying job at the University of Chicago? And why did Emanuel push for Jarrett and then later have to say that he did so without Obama's support? Emanuel is a typical, sleezy Chicago machine politician. He succeeded Blago as congressman from the Ill. 5th district and bragged he and Obama both put together the playbook for Blago's successful run for governor. There's more to connect Blago and Emanuel and Obama than has come out. Some investigate reporter should look at Jarrett and why she was being pushed for the senate.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Blago should spend what little time he has becoming familiar with the fine print on the KY jelly tube.

[Thanx for that helpful bit of advice, Ben Burch.]

There is no such thing as a clean politician from Chicago, sad to say. Blago is simply pitiful.

[Would you mind telling me where Obama is from?]

Rahm better fall on his sword for Obama, or it will be BIG TIME TROUBLE for him.

[They must ALL sacrifice themselves for our beloved Obamassiah.]

Blago will go away if someone offers him a job. Right now he has absolutely no means to support his family and he's deep in the hole.

[Well, the Honey Baked Ham Co. needs a promotions manager to make the public aware of its incredible coupons. Believe it or not, quite a few people still pay full price for those hams when the half-price COUPON is readily available online.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; blagojevich; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; huffies; obama; rahmemanuel; rodblagojevich
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0.html


81 posted on 12/28/2008 2:20:16 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

Well, was he tombstoned or not? The posts at the Cave leaves one to wonder. If he was, he’ll initiate a covert action along with his two boys and take ‘em down...he, he.


82 posted on 12/28/2008 2:46:10 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: franksolich

Wow! frank. He certainly went out in a blaze of ignominy. I’m glad he’s no longer a Green Beret Navy SEAL Aviator—that’s too much firepower for such a loose cannon.


83 posted on 12/28/2008 2:47:46 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: bcsco
Well, was he tombstoned or not? The posts at the Cave leaves one to wonder. If he was, he’ll initiate a covert action along with his two boys and take ‘em down...he, he.

The bug-eyed lying primitive's gone.

There was confusion because his posts weren't deleted.

But when one's mausoleumed, that doesn't delete his posts.

He's gone.

However, it's reasonable to suspect that at right this minute, the bug-eyed lying primitive's e-mailing my fellow alum, begging and pleading to be reinstated, and he might yet be.

But for right now, he lays under the ground on Skins's island.

84 posted on 12/28/2008 2:49:24 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich
it's reasonable to suspect that at right this minute, the bug-eyed lying primitive's e-mailing my fellow alum, begging and pleading to be reinstated, and he might yet be.

Little out of character, isn't it? Naturally, the rank-and-file won't know about it, but Skinner would know. That's a lot of dirt to eat...

85 posted on 12/28/2008 3:17:20 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: bcsco

Oh, but when Fat Che got mausoleumed for constact contempt for, and disregard of, my fellow alum Skins, Fat Che burned up the internet, sending Skins a flurry of e-mails, abjectly begging and pleading and groveling and kissing feet and crying to be let back on Skins’s island.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.


86 posted on 12/28/2008 3:19:35 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix

Serbian-Americans (like Blagojevich) being Democrats makes about as much sense as Jewish-Americans, Catholic Americans, and Japanese Americans—in other words, it makes no sense at all.


87 posted on 12/28/2008 3:26:20 PM PST by Zionist Conspirator (Vay'omer Yosef 'el-'echayv "'Ani Yosef; ha`od 'avi chay?" velo'-yakhelu 'echayv la`anot 'oto . . .)
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To: franksolich

Well, that’s Fat Che. Aren’t his proclivities knowingly “soft” anyway? But that’s not how the primitive projects himself. He’s fire & brimstone. It would be out of context for him. Just thinkin’...


88 posted on 12/28/2008 3:35:02 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: PJ-Comix

I purchased an HB ham for XPmas on 12/22. Unfortunately, coupon is “me no likey” in Illinois or Mittengan!

Anyone want to send me one, UPS, for free for the New Year?

Anyone...anyone...Henrickson...Bueller?


89 posted on 12/29/2008 3:26:10 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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