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DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-08 (HUffies Worry That Cabbage Patch Doll Might Drag Obama Down)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2008 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/27/2008 7:22:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The HUffies are worried that the Cabbage Patch Doll known as Rod Blagojevich might drag their Obamassiah down as you can see in this HUffington POst THREAD titled, "Blagojevich Scandal: Governor's Lawyer Wants Obama Staff Subpoenaed." However, unfortunately for Team Obama, the Cabbage Patch Doll is NOT going gently into the night. He absolutely intends to drag his fellow Chicago Machine Democrats, including the Obamassiah and Rahmbo, down with him. And the best thing of all is that the Cabbage Patch Doll has plenty of audiotape evidence care of federal wiretaps, to make his case that the rest of the Chicago Machine is as corrupt as he is. And this has the HUffies worried, very worried. So let us now watch the HUffies sweat out the legal maneuvers of the Cabbage Patch Doll in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the eBay prices for Cabbage Patch Dolls has gone up since this scandal broke, is in the [barackets]:

Blagojevich Scandal: Governor's Lawyer Wants Obama Staff Subpoenaed

[Since they are part of the same corrupt Chicago Machine as he is.]

CHICAGO — In a move intended to force public testimony from President-elect Barack Obama's inner circle, a lawyer for Gov. Rod Blagojevich has asked the legislative panel considering impeachment of the governor to subpoena more than a dozen witnesses, including Obama's incoming chief of staff.

State Rep. Barbara Flynn Currie told The Associated Press on Thursday that the House committee received a letter from Blagojevich attorney Ed Genson asking it to subpoena Rep. Rahm Emanuel, Valerie Jarrett and more than a dozen others, including Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.

[And now let us watch the HUffies break out in a flood of nervous sweat...]

This season is turning into the "Holiday Season from Hell"!!!!

[Especially if one paid FULL PRICE for a Christmas Honey Baked Ham when the half price coupons are easily accessible on the Web (inside joke that I will never get tired of as you shall see).]

Don't think of trying to tie President Obama to your crooked client. the tapes speak for themselves.

[And Rahmbo's voice is loud and clear on those tapes.]

This clown doesn't know when to say when. What a joke. He did the crime now he should do his time.

[Please just confess and don't implicate your partners in crime.]

Blagojevich is a sleeze and a coward...he needs to step up and take his punishment and get on w/ his life. Not drag every one down to his level...he and Madoff can share a cell in Gitmo.

[And be tortured with A/C and extra large portions of orange glazed chicken along with being billed full price for Honey Baked Ham (inside joke here).]

Barack Obama should tell Blago to F&@K off, Fitz already cleared Obama and his transition team of any wrongdoing. In a few weeks, Obama will have too many fires to put out around the world and the fire that is destroying our economy to worry about the fire going on in Illinois. Blago must be removed from office, because he has gone power mad, just like Bu$h.

[Fitzmas is being delayed for the Obamassiah.]

Actually Blago just wants more power, he's like Anakin Skywalker who thought being a Jedi wasn't enough. Blago, like Bu$h, Cheney, Rove, has gone to the Dark Side.

[While the Obamassiah maintained his virginal political purity in the midst of the Chicago Machine.]

Geez, looks like Blag has decided if he's going down, he's gonna try to take as many people with him as he can.

[He's putting the Blag Tag on most of Team Obama.]

Thank god for executive privilege, Obama doesn't need be bothered by subpoenas.

[Obama was President when pay for play happened?]

He needs to be "neutralized" quickly.

[Fort Marcy Park?]

I hope this guy takes down all of the corrupt politicians associated with him. I supported Obama and still do. He should not be affraid to exonerate himself in this matter. However, if it is proven that he is also implicated in the shenanigans, I'm not opposed to having him removed. Our nation suffers from a chronic amount of corruption. I say again, I hope this guy takes down all corrupt politicians involved in this matter. I hope there is a non-partisan witch hunt!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Let the flames begin!]

If you support Obama you would know that HE IS NOT INVOLVED IN ANYTHING ILLEGAL. How would you know this. The Attorney General Patrick Fitzgerald SAID SO. Why did he say so I'm guessing its to stop folks like YOU. You talk about I hope there is not a Partisan witch hunt when there is NO WITCH TO HUNT. So hence if there is a witch hunt which is UNLIKELY its going to be a PARTISAN one.

[And if Fitz says it, then IT MUST BE TRUE.]

All of this attention to a third rate con-man is just so much crap.

[LEAVE BARACK ALONE!!!]

It's getting worse and worse for Emanuel AND Obama~

[But...but didn't Fitz exonerate them without trial?]

Blagojevich needs to plead guilty, take a shorter sentence and stop all this nonsense about Obama staff testimonies. He has a choice.

[He can choose to fall on the sword for the Obamassiah.]

I hope this troublemaker Blago gets put away for ever.

[If he paid full price for a Honey Baked Ham then he deserves to serve a life term (inside joke here).]

i heard Ed Genson is a lousy attorney, hardly knows any laws government policy. he's cheap and looks like he glutton himself...

[I heard he swallowed half a full-priced Honey Baked Ham.]

Bring it on, bent boy.

[Paging Ben Burch!]

deflect, deny, deflect, deny..

[Deflect and deny that you ever paid full price for a Honey Baked Ham when the 50% off coupons are readily available on the web.]

I'm beginning to think IL democrats could screw up a winning lottery ticket..

[Or a Honey Baked Ham half off coupon.]

I believe Jesse jackson Sr. has done something foul.

[Paying full price for a Honey Baked Ham?]

What, you're copping to setting the small fire in the Jacksons' main fireplace?

[Where I plan to warm up my full price Honey Baked Ham.]

I believe you are stoopid

[Doh! I paid full price for a Honey Baked Ham!!!]

Blago wants all kinds of things...

[Including a half price Honey Baked Ham coupon easily available on the web?]

As someone who suppported Obama bigtime, I believe that lots more will come out to the detriment of Jarrett and Rahm Emanuel in this affair. For instance, exactly why would Jarrett whose only experience is as a realtor be the person that Emanuel favored for the senate seat? What has she done other than get Michelle Obama a high paying job at the University of Chicago? And why did Emanuel push for Jarrett and then later have to say that he did so without Obama's support? Emanuel is a typical, sleezy Chicago machine politician. He succeeded Blago as congressman from the Ill. 5th district and bragged he and Obama both put together the playbook for Blago's successful run for governor. There's more to connect Blago and Emanuel and Obama than has come out. Some investigate reporter should look at Jarrett and why she was being pushed for the senate.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Blago should spend what little time he has becoming familiar with the fine print on the KY jelly tube.

[Thanx for that helpful bit of advice, Ben Burch.]

There is no such thing as a clean politician from Chicago, sad to say. Blago is simply pitiful.

[Would you mind telling me where Obama is from?]

Rahm better fall on his sword for Obama, or it will be BIG TIME TROUBLE for him.

[They must ALL sacrifice themselves for our beloved Obamassiah.]

Blago will go away if someone offers him a job. Right now he has absolutely no means to support his family and he's deep in the hole.

[Well, the Honey Baked Ham Co. needs a promotions manager to make the public aware of its incredible coupons. Believe it or not, quite a few people still pay full price for those hams when the half-price COUPON is readily available online.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; blagojevich; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; huffies; obama; rahmemanuel; rodblagojevich
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm beginning to think IL democrats could screw up a winning lottery ticket..

Illinois Republicans are not much better.

61 posted on 12/27/2008 3:56:55 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Native Chicagoan, North Sider, grew up around Devon & Western)
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To: PJ-Comix
I believe Jesse jackson Sr. has done something foul.

[Paying full price for a Honey Baked Ham?]

Jesse made a trip to Hammietown.

62 posted on 12/27/2008 3:59:36 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Native Chicagoan, North Sider, grew up around Devon & Western)
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To: PJ-Comix
I believe you are stoopid

Democrats are stuck on stoopid.

63 posted on 12/27/2008 4:00:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Native Chicagoan, North Sider, grew up around Devon & Western)
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To: PJ-Comix
Blago wants all kinds of things...

"I want to make money." --Blago

64 posted on 12/27/2008 4:02:05 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Native Chicagoan, North Sider, grew up around Devon & Western)
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To: PJ-Comix
Emanuel is a typical, sleezy Chicago machine politician. He succeeded Blago as congressman from the Ill. 5th district and bragged he and Obama both put together the playbook for Blago's successful run for governor. There's more to connect Blago and Emanuel and Obama than has come out.

Rahm-Obama-DING-DONG!!!

65 posted on 12/27/2008 4:04:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Native Chicagoan, North Sider, grew up around Devon & Western)
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To: doug from upland

LOL! Great stuff on that Cabbage Patch video.


66 posted on 12/27/2008 4:13:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix
Cabbage Patch? Nah. I'm thinking this guy’s Serbian cousin:


67 posted on 12/27/2008 4:15:44 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Charles Henrickson

The original “High Hopes” was sung by Frank Sinatra in the movie “Hole In The Head.” It starred Frank Sinatra as the owner of a rundown residence hotel in Miami Beach. This movie was brought to mind when many years after the movie was made, I visited the father of a friend of mine who was managing a rundown residence hotel in...Miami Beach. None of that “Miami Vice” celebrity. Just a depressing rundown hotel filled with people living out their final years. Very depressing. Plus my friend’s father also found it depressing. But that was the job he was stuck with. Sort of a comedown from when he used to manage a glamorous hotel in Jamaica. < /nostalgia>


68 posted on 12/27/2008 4:20:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have too much fun mocking these people. :)


69 posted on 12/27/2008 4:24:54 PM PST by doug from upland (8 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: Deetes; Charles Henrickson
The life lesson here is to ALWAYS check the web when you intend to purchase an item costing more than 10 bucks because quite often there is a coupon for it. Also if you have a G1 cell phone, you can scan the product bar code with its camera and the phone will tell you where you can buy the same item cheaper in your geographic area. I've been hearing great things about the G1 phone. Unfortunately, my MetroPCS (most popular plan in South Florida) does not yet have the G1 but I'm hoping it will by this summer.

Oh, and don't forget about those discounted restaurant gift certificates.

70 posted on 12/27/2008 4:27:09 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: visualops

Mine was 9 lb for $60.00 or $6.66 per pound


71 posted on 12/27/2008 4:38:02 PM PST by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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To: Deetes; Charles Henrickson
Right now Restaurant.Com has a special COUPON offer until Jan. 1. You can get a $25 gift certificate for just 2 bucks. They stipulated a $35 minimum restaurant bill so for just 12 dollars out of pocket, you can enjoy a $35 meal (which can include oversized Margaritas).

Remember, never pay retail when such great coupons are available online.

72 posted on 12/27/2008 4:58:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix

Cool , I found a great place for lunch tomorrow . Great deal


73 posted on 12/27/2008 5:07:32 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Deetes

Will you be using the $25 gift certificate that only costs two bucks?


74 posted on 12/27/2008 5:19:30 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Deetes

Don Jose’s? And do they have extra large margarita’s? I could get pretty smashed drinking 35 bucks worth of margaritas for just 12 dollars.


75 posted on 12/27/2008 5:22:47 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Eastbound

(Forgot to say, Ed Kelly was da mayor at the time.)


76 posted on 12/27/2008 6:17:30 PM PST by Eastbound
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To: PJ-Comix

Amazing. I didn’t know you could buy restaurant gift cards at such a deep discount, but one quick google, and I found a lot of sites. Thanks!


77 posted on 12/27/2008 6:24:57 PM PST by Purrcival (Obama and Biden: The Marx Brothers! (Thanks FReeper Enduring Freedom for the tagline))
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To: CIDKauf

Too rich for my budget, but for a cooked and sliced ham, probably not unreasonable.
I usually cook a ham myself, with brown sugar and cloves, and pineapple in the pan. But with just hubby and myself this holiday I didn’t bother.


78 posted on 12/27/2008 8:01:44 PM PST by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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To: BlessedBeGod

Outstanding, libh8ter!! Picture of the year, or whatever the award should be. Thanks for posting, BBG!


79 posted on 12/28/2008 8:26:11 AM PST by Eastbound
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To: Purrcival; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Xenalyte; Mr. Silverback; beckysueb; ...
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

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BUG-EYED LYING PRIMITIVE MAUSOLEUMED!

SKINS WIELDS THE GRANITE HAMMER!

Photobucket

TOMBSTONED ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

SECOND-MOST DECORATED NAVY VETERAN IN AMERICAN HISTORY!

OBITUARY IMPRESSIVE!

A MUCH-BRASSED NAVAL OFFICER!

TRAINED THE GREEN BERETS!

PILOTED AIR FORCE AIRCRAFT!

AND A WHOLE MISCELLEANY OF OTHER FEATS!

HERO!

NOW BELONGS TO THE AGES!

THE BUG-EYED LYING PRIMITIVE!

link on next comment below; the subject's about something else, but changes on the second page

80 posted on 12/28/2008 2:19:57 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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