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Zimbabwe Dictator Says “Country Is Mine Forever”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 20 Dec 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/22/2008 10:48:41 AM PST by John Semmens

President Robert Mugabe declared that “Zimbabwe is mine” and vowed never to give it up. To bolster his claim, the 84-year old dictator revealed that the terms of his will decree that the entire country is to be interred with him in the event he should die.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: africa; misrule; mugabe; satire

1 posted on 12/22/2008 10:48:42 AM PST by John Semmens
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could happen


2 posted on 12/22/2008 10:49:54 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: John Semmens

I’m sure the Rhodes Foundation will be glad to pay for the excavation costs for the hole.


3 posted on 12/22/2008 10:51:58 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed)
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Which, I still say, that obama will simply change the country from a Z to an A


4 posted on 12/22/2008 11:09:03 AM PST by Cyclone59
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This guy thinks he is the second Obama.


5 posted on 12/22/2008 11:27:11 AM PST by Neoliberalnot ((Hallmarks of Liberalism: Ingratitude and Envy))
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To: John Semmens
That's right Robert,Keep flappin your gums and taunting G_D!

Those brickbats from heaven can hurt!!!!

6 posted on 12/22/2008 11:36:16 AM PST by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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Great satire.

The problem is he started too early and when
he dies there may be nothing left to save.

7 posted on 12/22/2008 11:46:33 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Obama, Change America will die for.)
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