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DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-08 (DUmmies Enraged Over Choice of Rick Warren to Deliver Invocation)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/19/2008 5:01:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Heterophobia is the only hatred still sanctioned.

Pray for W, America and Our Troops


61 posted on 12/19/2008 12:38:33 PM PST by bray (Gov Palin isn't corrupt enough for DC)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

We had a pretty good layer of ice to scrape off the cars. Now that I’m back from bell ringing, we’re just sitting around taking it easy. A roast in the crock pot (those things the DUmmies consider useless...) and a beer in the fridge. Life is good.


62 posted on 12/19/2008 12:41:43 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Into the top 70 like Rick Warren rushing to a gay wedding!

I’m no Warren fan, but at least he’s not the sort of total moron who thinks guy on guy action is the heart of the Christian experience.

I also have a special warning for the DUmmies: People who call the Lamb of God “JEEEEEBUS” get fed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster on Judgment Day.


63 posted on 12/19/2008 1:59:49 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: PJ-Comix
Quick! Name two inaugural invocationists in the entire history of the United States. I'll spot you Billy Graham. Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.

What, no kewpie doll for this guy? Was he penalized because he misspelled dais?

64 posted on 12/19/2008 2:02:39 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.

Yes, he asked him questions. The same questions he asked the Republican nominee, to the letter. Such a betrayal.

65 posted on 12/19/2008 2:04:24 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: PJ-Comix
WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR!

So, they follow Karl Marx because he's only been dead 125 years?

66 posted on 12/19/2008 2:11:13 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Was the anchor male or female?


67 posted on 12/19/2008 2:19:00 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Charles Henrickson
But I do NOT think Warren is a very good theologian and pastor. He botches the distinction between Law and Gospel pretty badly. He might be a step up from Joel Osteen, but that’s not saying a whole lot.

Not that I'm likely to go grab a copy of the PDL, but could you elaborate? (Take it to freepmail if you prefer).

68 posted on 12/19/2008 2:23:34 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Mr. Silverback; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman

Warren emphasizes what WE are supposed to do for God (Law) more than what GOD has done, is doing, and will do for us (Gospel).


69 posted on 12/19/2008 2:33:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Lutheran)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Rick Warren is NOT amused!


70 posted on 12/19/2008 2:53:51 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow! Tanks for the heads-up Pastor.

Me and Chemnitz would have never known! /sarc

and my apologies...I’m worn out from pushing ice


71 posted on 12/19/2008 2:55:20 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson
Warren emphasizes what WE are supposed to do for God (Law) more than what GOD has done, is doing, and will do for us (Gospel).

Seems there's a purpose in there somewhere...?

72 posted on 12/19/2008 3:24:03 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama

RICK WARREN, NO PEACE !

73 posted on 12/19/2008 4:34:58 PM PST by mikrofon (DU-'FU' Bump)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks!


74 posted on 12/19/2008 5:59:03 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Too bad for Rick Warren!!!


75 posted on 12/19/2008 6:00:35 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; beckysueb; Xenalyte; Purrcival; Mr. Silverback; ...
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76 posted on 12/20/2008 2:02:14 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,18003.0.html


77 posted on 12/20/2008 2:02:44 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?t=8838


78 posted on 12/20/2008 2:03:10 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: Cementjungle
You guys are of NO USE to Obama now. You have been used by a corrupt, power-hungry politician for his own gain. Obama won't even send you text messages any more now that he can hang out with the rich and powerful elite folks.

Wait until these folks discover that Barry is a consummate politician and "hope" and "change" really were nothing more than campaign slogans.
79 posted on 12/20/2008 7:55:15 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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