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Camelot Princess Moves Right ... to New York
Feed Your ADHD ^
| 12/17/2008
| Dr. Dave
Posted on 12/17/2008 8:17:54 PM PST by bloodmeridian
Completely unpredictable, unfathomable, and unprecedented, Caroline Kennedy, daughter of assassinated President John F. Kennedy, will seek the open junior New York U.S. Senate seat.
She immediately becomes the front runner, edging out fellow Democrat and philanderer William Jefferson Clinton (a former U.S. president, some time ago, when life was more innocent and...ahem...pure) and a host of no names among as many as 12 candidates to fill the vacated senate seat of Hilary Clinton.
Republican (in name only) Mayor of New York Ron Bloomberg immediately declared her the winner. “There’s no need for debate here. Caroline’s our man. Really, she is mannish. And she has the full support of the City of New York. I’ve even waved her iPod tax!”
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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: carolinekennedy; hilaryclinton; newyorksenate; ny2008; satire
The phrase “moves TO THE Right “ is a favourite media term.
To: Republic_of_Secession.
Right...ahem...hence the term “satire” in the keywords.
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posted on
12/17/2008 8:26:57 PM PST
by
bloodmeridian
(http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
To: bloodmeridian
Ron Bloomberg ???
To: bloodmeridian
How now! I don’t recall hearing that B.J. Clinton wanted the seat.
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posted on
12/17/2008 8:35:36 PM PST
by
sinanju
To: Mr_Moonlight
So you go it....”Ron” Bloomberg was better than any Mayor Bloomberg.
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posted on
12/17/2008 8:41:49 PM PST
by
bloodmeridian
(http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
To: bloodmeridian
She immediately becomes the front runner, edging out fellow Democrat and philanderer William Jefferson Clinton (a former U.S. president...and certainly if she wins it making it highly unlikely that WJC's wife, the esteemed Hillary Rodham Clinton, would be able to reclaim the seat once she completes her service as Secretary of State - how delightful.....
To: bloodmeridian
Has she ever held elective office? Dogcatcher? Anything?
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posted on
12/17/2008 9:04:25 PM PST
by
Hetty_Fauxvert
(Q: How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!)
To: Hetty_Fauxvert
She was class president, I believe....
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posted on
12/17/2008 9:17:03 PM PST
by
bloodmeridian
(http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
To: bloodmeridian
Not another Kennedy! Don’t we have enough of dynasties in America?
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posted on
12/17/2008 9:37:05 PM PST
by
pankot
To: bloodmeridian
She was such a cute little girl...
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posted on
12/17/2008 9:38:57 PM PST
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: B-Chan
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posted on
12/18/2008 3:15:25 AM PST
by
bloodmeridian
(http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
To: pankot
Nah, the fix is in
2017 President Caroline Kennedy
2025 President Chelsea Clinton
2033 President John Kennedy Schlossburg
2041 President Malia Ann Obama
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posted on
12/18/2008 4:34:18 AM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(Kill the English their concept of individual rights might undermine the power of our beloved tyrants)
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