Posted on 12/07/2008 5:29:53 AM PST by bloodmeridian
It’s official: Guys are doomed to become pansies by the end of the next decade.
A study, to be released tomorrow, indicates that a host of circumstances endangers the male gender, including male body washes, facial ointments, hair and clothing styles, wimpy little “green” cars, anti-smoking laws, and tiny bottles of liquor. The study, backed by some of the world’s leading scientists, warns that all men will lose their masculinity within a decade if the government does nothing to stop it.
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Nah! No aliens. It is just that the younger generation has watched shows like “Queer Eye..” etc and their role models are the very effiminate looking men. Look at any catalog that sells clothes to the 20 something and 30 something crowd. All the guys look the same. Longish hair, ultra skinny, hairless bodies, brooding “sensitive” looks. It is funny how cliched all of them look.
But today’s younger women now want their man to have that look. And oddly the richer you are in society the more effiminate your men become
But the overly NON manly flock to the liberal side.
Chilling. My 17-year-old daughter and I look at ads or celebrity magazines and yell, “GAY!”
Oh, well. It will just make girls who want to hike, shoot, and drag race more in demand among the type of men likely to produce grandchildren :-).
It’s been going downhill since they took “Psycho Dad” off the air.
Who’s that riding into the sun.
Who’s the man with the itchy gun.
Who’s the man who kills for fun!
Psy-cho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife ‘cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!
I really take exception to this lie. Just cause he straps one on and declare "I'm so hot I'm Melting the planet" doesn't prove he ever was a man. Where's the smoking gun?
Which comes down to rough men standing ready to do violence on its behalf
Here’s my shoulder for you.
That’s goood, let it out....hey, what’s that marvelous cologne you’re wearing and who does your hair?
>they are grooming themselves like San Francisco gentlemen.<
You are too PC for me. Say Queers if that’s what you mean.
>heir wives are always telling them how they should be more “sensitive” and “clean” and “soft”<
It sounds to me as if their wives have a hidden desire to get ‘sporty’ with a “sensitive” and “clean” and “soft” lesbian.
I suspect a public school system full of feminists and/or lesbians, coupled with a politically correct agenda has all but neutered our boys.
The government is to stop girlie guy syndrome? - the whacky government creates them. More girly men means less guns to have to confiscate in the future. Girly guys recoil at the thought of a gun.
As someone who doesn’t watch TV, I see this too and have to assume the ideas are gleaned from television. Like teenagers following trends at school, grown men following trends from TV. As do women, but the lines are definitely crossing with the “man-scaping” and “man”-icures and pedicures and stuff.
Problem: real men, by definition, wouldn’t be using government funds to get those manly accessories and would instead resent having money confiscated from their earnings and mismanaged by layers of bureaucracy to procure those items, immediately recognizing freedom is not only incredibly expensive, but more cost-effective in many ways.
Cheers to all the excellent real men - you guys rock!
So many choices men have today...
Mousse or gel
Wax or shave?
Cologne or eau du toilette?
Chapstick or gloss?
Bikini or thong?
Hi B4Ranch,
No, not being PC. Just being family friendly. I have two toddlers and we try not to use cuss words around the house. I kind of view this forum as my extended family too.
PC would be to use terms like “Trans Gender/TS” etc etc or my all time favorite “Gravitationally Challenged”! :)
Oh, is your hair ternin?
Ternin gray or ternin loose?
Lol, think this has already happened.
Look at our leaders, many of them gay including now the President-elect Obama. Barney Fank, Al Franken (running for Senate) etc.
It’s rediculous.
That’s a mannequin, right?
Shave?
HA!
I haven’t shaved since, uh...
Let me rephrase that, I haven’t trimmed my beard or mustache since, uh, last summer I think.
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