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Plaxico Shoots His Other Leg
Feed Your ADHD ^
| 12/5/2008
| Dr. Dave
Posted on 12/05/2008 4:18:00 AM PST by bloodmeridian
A week after shooting himself in the right leg, NFL star Plaxico Burress shot his other leg last night.
“He told us during the investigation that his other leg was jealous,” a New York City policeman said on condition of anonymity.
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TOPICS: Humor; Society; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: plaxicoburress; satire
To: bloodmeridian
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posted on
12/05/2008 4:28:18 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: bloodmeridian
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posted on
12/05/2008 4:31:18 AM PST
by
Boiling Pots
(Anthony Kennedy: The 2nd most important person in Government 2009-2013. Pray for his good health.)
To: Smokin' Joe
That one is always getting in the middle. I think he calls it his peacemaker.
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posted on
12/05/2008 4:41:39 AM PST
by
soupcon
To: bang_list
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posted on
12/05/2008 4:50:18 AM PST
by
bloodmeridian
(http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com)
To: soupcon
Check your spelling...you wrote “p e a c e maker”...
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posted on
12/05/2008 4:56:15 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: bloodmeridian
Reasonable satire.
OTOH, what kinda lame-o name-o is Plaxico?
Sounds like a pharmecutical company.
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posted on
12/05/2008 4:58:53 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proud author of abstract semi-religious dogmatic hoooey with a decidedly fringe feel.)
To: Smokin' Joe
“Two down, one to go.”
If his father covered that one up we would be spared the Plaxico headlines.
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12/05/2008 6:09:47 AM PST
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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