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FUnny Story: All Our Youth is Not Lost (at least in my neck of the woods)
28-11-2008 | envisio

Posted on 11/28/2008 5:19:13 PM PST by envisio

A funny story I would like to share with you all.....

We had Thanksgiving at my grandmother's.... very traditional southern Thanksgiving with more food than an army can eat. Per tradition, all the children's names were put into a hat and drawn for gifts at Christmas.

They write their name and what they would like below their name.

"barbie"... "monster truck"... whatever.

My little nephew who is 11 years old wrote "ammo". Well his mother told him that wasn't good enough so he fixed it and wrote "22 ammo".

You can imagine his mother is getting irritated so she tells him to write something else, not "ammo". So he wonders off with his pencil and comes back.

"Bass Pro Shop gift card. Give to my Daddy not my Mama".

LOL thats my boy!


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he's a pretty good shot, too.
1 posted on 11/28/2008 5:19:13 PM PST by envisio
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To: envisio

Love this story :)


2 posted on 11/28/2008 5:21:35 PM PST by Bahbah (Typical white person-Snow white)
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To: envisio

I’d recommend CV’s, and momma might not even hear it.


3 posted on 11/28/2008 5:26:21 PM PST by CH3CN
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To: envisio

Classic.

I like the way that boy thinks.


4 posted on 11/28/2008 5:28:09 PM PST by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: envisio

You gotta be PROUD! :)


5 posted on 11/28/2008 5:28:34 PM PST by LiberConservative (Typical white guy)
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To: envisio

Good boy. I would give him atleast $100 or more gift card.


6 posted on 11/28/2008 5:28:51 PM PST by TheOgre
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To: envisio

LOL


7 posted on 11/28/2008 5:29:57 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: CH3CN

Oh she keeps close tabs on his bullets. She knows how many he shot and how many are left at all times.
My brother keeps the rifle locked up and only brings it out when they both go shooting.


8 posted on 11/28/2008 5:32:31 PM PST by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: envisio

Most excellent. Wonderful nephew!!


9 posted on 11/28/2008 5:36:39 PM PST by CH3CN
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To: ExpatGator

Have you ever known someone that everyone thinks is cool. People just say “man, thats a cool cat”.
Thats how my nephew is going to turn out. He’s a cool cat now.


10 posted on 11/28/2008 5:38:11 PM PST by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: envisio

I hope that he uses his power for good not evil ;)


11 posted on 11/28/2008 5:52:12 PM PST by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: MagnoliaMS

“That’s our boy!”

Well-raised child, this one.


12 posted on 11/28/2008 6:05:18 PM PST by Birmingham Rain
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To: envisio

Excellent!


13 posted on 11/28/2008 8:43:42 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: envisio

Good boy


14 posted on 11/29/2008 12:24:10 AM PST by wastedyears ("Al Gore is an apostle of arrogance." - Vaclav Klaus, Pres. of Czech Republic)
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