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White House Will Now Allow Smoking In All Areas
Elective Decisions ^ | 11/9/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/09/2008 6:33:33 PM PST by writer33

Washington—Now, in the middle of his transition to the White House, Senator Barack Obama, IL, has officially declared, during his administration, “smoking will now be allowed in all areas of the White House.”

The ban originally came in 1993 after Hillary Clinton removed all the ashtrays within the White House, concerned that second hand smoke would cause brain damage to the many guests that frequented the hallowed halls.

However, in direct defiance, Barack Obama has said that he will immediately repeal the ban upon his inauguration. The repeal includes all floors of the White House Complex—the two story basement, the Ground Floor, the State Floor, the Second Floor and the Third Floor.

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: satire
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To: writer33

Is this a joke?


41 posted on 11/09/2008 10:00:37 PM PST by Arizona Carolyn
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To: ken21
will comrade gore approve?

Not likely.

42 posted on 11/09/2008 10:11:03 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: T Lady
Ah...satire! Caught it right away this time!

Yes, indeed. Good eye, T Lady.

43 posted on 11/09/2008 10:11:50 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: mylife

Great graphic, mylife. Thanks for posting and reading. I appreciate it.


44 posted on 11/09/2008 10:12:48 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Lorianne

Thanks for reading, Lorianne. I appreciate it.


45 posted on 11/09/2008 10:13:19 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Doug TX
What an example for good health then a potus that smokes before he works out.

Real Tomato Ketchup, Eddie.

Nothin' but the best. :-)

46 posted on 11/09/2008 10:14:12 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: traditional1
Can you hear that "Movin' on up....." tune in the background?

Yes, indeed, traditional1. Thanks for posting the graphic as well. And the Jeffersons was exactly the sitcom I was thinking of the entire time I wrote it.

Now all Barack needs is a dry cleaning business. :-)

47 posted on 11/09/2008 10:15:48 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Theys just good cigars.

Keep writing Chris. You have talent.


48 posted on 11/09/2008 10:15:57 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mrmargaritaville
hey barack: “Burn a fatty not the flag”

Good one, mrmargaritaville.

49 posted on 11/09/2008 10:17:06 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: McGruff
Will drug use be allowed also?

Who cares? As long as we've transcended the race issue.

:-)

50 posted on 11/09/2008 10:18:00 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: MaxMax
Heh, and really big cigars in the oval orifice.

Yes, indeed. I do believe MaxMax has got the idea. :-)

51 posted on 11/09/2008 10:19:07 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: LikeLight

Perfect graphic, LikeLight. Thanks for posting it and for reading. I do appreciate it.


52 posted on 11/09/2008 10:19:51 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Just in time to end the Cuban embargo!

-PJ

53 posted on 11/09/2008 10:20:27 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
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To: ethics
can you smoke Pot and snort cocaine in the White House?

Of course. This is a "New Direction For America."

:-)

54 posted on 11/09/2008 10:21:00 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: mylife
“It was important for the Lincoln Bedroom,” noted Obama. “Because in my administration, there’s gonna be a whole lot of smoking going on in there.

LOL! I do believe you got it, mylife.

55 posted on 11/09/2008 10:21:52 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: ovrtaxt

Great graphic, overtaxt. Thanks for posting and reading. I do appreciate it. Like, totally, man.

:-)


56 posted on 11/09/2008 10:23:21 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

the one thing I like about this guy.....and I don’t smoke

though I believe Slick and Jorge smoked stogies in there

next time a Nashville metero lib glares when my wife lights up I can throw this in their pasty face


57 posted on 11/09/2008 10:23:37 PM PST by wardaddy (angry white male looking for a modern Danelaw, clinging to guns and religion)
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To: silverleaf

Nothing like CHANGE, silverleaf. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.


58 posted on 11/09/2008 10:24:47 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Real Tomato Ketchup, Eddie. Nothin' but the best. :-) Yessir...
59 posted on 11/09/2008 10:24:52 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mysterio

It is most definitely satire, mysterio. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.


60 posted on 11/09/2008 10:25:34 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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