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DUmmie FUnnies 11-07-08 (The honeymoon's over! DUmmies DUmp on Rahm!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 7, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/07/2008 3:36:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The honeymoon's over! It didn't take long for the DUmmies to become disappointed with the Young Prince. You see, Obambi went and picked Clintonista Rahm Emanuel as his Chief of Staff, and that does not portend good things for the future. Witness this THREAD, "Trying to put into words what disturbs me about the choice of Rahm as Chief of Staff." Of course, what this portends for the DUmmie FUnnies is much comedy fodder, as Obamassiah is SURE to disappoint his doubting disciples time and time again! So let us make a fly on the wall of the honeymoon suite and listen to the Bickersons squabble, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who wouldn't be surprised if the internecine warfare among the Dems exceeds that of the Repubs, is in the [Barackets]:

Trying to put into words what disturbs me about the choice of Rahm as Chief of Staff

[How about, "Where's the 'Change'?"]

First let me say I really don't mind if our President-Elect picks moderate Republicans for his cabinet in some cases. . . . That would not bother me nearly so much as his pick of Rahm Emanuel.

[Rahm Emanuel, lower than a Rethuglican.]

Rahm's views on many things are not comforting.

[Rejoice! Rejoice! Emanuel shall come to thee, O DUmmieland!]

It indicates a type of politics I thought we might be leaving behind considering the calm and assuring demeanor of Barack Obama himself.

[Demeanor dey come, da meaner dey fall!]

he was pushing and nagging the candidates he was coaching for the DCCC to "go right". . . . We now know which way the party will be moving.

[The party's over, it's time to call it a day. . . .]

it is still our job to hold feet to the fire.

[Just go ahead and burn him at the stake.]

I was feeling a kind of warm comfortable glow . . .

[Roast Rahm.]

. . . until Rahm was picked. It changed the atmosphere around Obama greatly.

[B.O. Plenty.]

It is a return to the old way. Using scapegoats, dividing us, cutting out those who want change.

[Throw the DUmmies under the bus!]

Emanuel works at the pleasure of the President.

[I thought that was an intern's job.]

I tend to see that if we don't speak up....then soon it won't matter if we do.

[Time is running out!]

Purity is a nice standard for drinking water.

[Purity Of Essence.]

No one listens to me anyway.

[You say something?]

I agree with you about Emanuel. As far as I'm concerned he's a retread and symbolic of the problem in government. . . .

[Don't retread on me!]

And apparently Dean is not hearing a word.

[The doctor is OUT.]

I'm completely at a loss as to what to do about it besides eventually withhold my vote.

[Move to France?]

And now Podesta and Gates????? This is just not looking good.

[Flight 153 for Paris is now boarding at Gate 6. . . .]

I see other things coming I may not like.

[There's a bad moonbat on the rise. . . .]

I don't think that you understand that the CofS is the gate keeper.

[That's Gate 6 for flight 153 to Paris. . . .]

They used to call Haldeman and Erlichman, Nixon's two german shepards.

[Emanuel is Obama's Rahmweiler.]

I think it's too early to say that.

[What are you talking about?! It's been two whole days!]

funny how these so-called centrists have such pinnacle roles yet do very little for the people of this country. Can you say sock puppets for the elite?

[Sock-puppet it to me!]

Seems to be we often need the center and the left to get things done and centrists and moderates were a strong part of folks who elected Obama.

[LOUSY CENTRIST TROLL!]

I, too, find his policies and reasons troubling and karmically unprofitable.

[Boy Barry is a karma chameleon.]

One day and we're out for blood?

[TWO days! That's twice as long!]

He is going to spend most of his time cracking Democratic heads. . . .

[Most are already cracked.]

Now DU is becoming let's all not speak up anymore.

[Bunch of facists!]

That is a f*cking joke "getting them to move from the left to the middle"??? more like from the middle to the RIGHT. Emmanuel has much more in common with repukes than with moderate Democrats.

[Rahm is the new Rove.]

Just. F*cking. Great.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

Emanuel is not the CHANGE that I worked so hard and so long for!

[Change We Can Be Livid About!]

Emanuel is more of the same in Washington. . . .

[Barack McSame.]

we will only have four years of something like Bush very lite and then we can perhaps get Dean to run again. . . .

[YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!]

when I heard it, I thought, "Oh, sh*t. All those Republicans may have been right: Obama may be just rhetoric". . . .

[Obama is NOT just rhetoric! He's got that nice empty suit, too!]

Minds are fixed. Words are not being read. I have been stunned here the last two days at the vitriol over questioning.

[TWO DAYS IN! Yes, the future of the DUmmie FUnnies is bright indeed!]

Our collective job as the liberal activists is two fold: one, we must get Obama's back but two, we must hold his feet to the fire.

[Sounds like a game of Twister!]

I think it's just too early to get disheartened.

[Naah!]

Obama is the kind of guy who can outfox a fox.

[The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy DUmmie.]

Do Democrats revert to cannibalism so very quickly?

[The Silence of the Rahms.]

You just called me a cannibal and questioned my sanity. All in one post. That is simply not fair.

[You should have taken two posts, at least.]

Surely Rahm must realize that if the Democrats give Americans universal single payer healthcare in a series of careful but fairly rapid steps, we'll be Democrats for life.

[And in the minority after the midterms. Good luck with that!]

I'm not an idiot. . . .

[Let's take a poll.]

I am losing patience with folks here on DU. Have we forgotten that WE WON?

[YES!]

Why don't we all just take a deep breath and wait to start second guessing until we see where things stand after Obama has had his first 100 days? See you May 2009.

[For the impeachment proceedings.]

Some DU'ers just have to gripe about something.

[Some?]

I am trying to type out a cogent, calm response to the venom and disgust you have for progressives but all I can think of through my anger is GO F*CK YOURSELF.

[By DUmmie standards, that IS cogent and calm.]

perhaps Obama being thoughtful and softspoken felt he could use a "Pitt Bull". . . .

[Will Pitt for Press Secretary! Plenty of bull!]

To sum up: Rahm Emanuel is a centrist hack.

[Whack a hack!]

I simply can not handle it.

[Up your meds.]

I suspect there will be uglier picks to come.

[NO ONE could match the freak show that was the Clinton Cabinet!]

Rahm Emanuel = MORE OF THE SAME

[But, but . . . Joe Biden! There's a fresh face!]

Yes, the continuing control of the illuminati. . . . The Bildeburgers WILL get all that they desire.

[PNAC! DLC! MIHOP! IHOP! BFEE!]

this isn't a Revolution where the common folk storm the castle, put the aristocrats to death and institute a whole new government running on a different philosophy.

[Darn!]

I haven't seen this much trashing of a Democrat since Hillary Clinton was running. . . .

[Call it "Operation Chaos: The Sequel." Hee! Hee!]

he's a good choice for head-cracker in chief for Obama.

[Rahm as Head Cracker.]

Whoopee, now we can be whipped into line.

[Is that you, benburch?]

Get your ammo ready.

[The circular firing squad starts in five minutes!]


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To: Charles Henrickson
It is a return to the old way. Using scapegoats, dividing us, cutting out those who want change.

When you cut out people who like folding money, people who want change can't be far behind.

61 posted on 11/07/2008 5:24:20 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Any relation to Ernst Röhm?


62 posted on 11/07/2008 5:25:42 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Comrade, can you spare a slice of bread?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I, too, find his policies and reasons troubling and karmically unprofitable.

I thought Obama was the Karmic Prophet.

63 posted on 11/07/2008 5:27:17 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Can you say sock puppets for the elite?

That's between Will Pitt and Skinner.

64 posted on 11/07/2008 5:29:29 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
First let me say I really don't mind if our President-Elect picks moderate Republicans for his cabinet in some cases. . . . That would not bother me nearly so much as his pick of Rahm Emanuel.

FUnnie you should say this. I'll take moderate Democrats over RINOs any day. With a 'Rat, you are always expecting disappointment, but every so often they'll surprise you.

With a RINO, you're always hoping they'll be right, but most of the time they'll disappoint you.

65 posted on 11/07/2008 5:37:24 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great Cabinet list, I hope you are right about the Rams for Defense. I think I approve of 0bama’s choice if the Libtards are this upset, it can’t be too bad. I still hate the 0 and he was a horrible choice, but if he can keep the Libtards unhappy all is not lost.


66 posted on 11/07/2008 5:38:58 PM PST by YdontUleaveLibs (Reason is out to lunch. How may I help you?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
I think it's just too early to get disheartened.

It's never too early for DUmmies to get disheartened. The sooner it happens, the sooner I get out of my funk and post a guest DUFU.

(Sorry, PJ & Charles. I'm working on getting my groove back.)

67 posted on 11/07/2008 5:41:52 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Emanuel works at the pleasure of the President.

More like Obama serves at the pleasure of Rahm.

The DUmmies need to face facts. Obama has never run anything but his mouth. He's never been even so much as a small town mayor (heh heh). He doesn't know how to organize a staff, delegate authority, work a pie chart. He HAS NO CLUE. David Axelrod ran the campaign - Obama was just the cardboard cutout out front. Now he needs somebody to run his Presidency while he continues as front man.

Meet Rahm Emmanuel. The first Jewish President of the United States!

68 posted on 11/07/2008 5:47:51 PM PST by Argus (Stuff Compassionate and Maverick - just try plain old CONSERVATISM again)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am losing patience with folks here on DU. Have we forgotten that WE WON?

After chasing the car these many years, you mutts finally caught it. Now you have no idea what that P-R-N-D means.

69 posted on 11/07/2008 5:48:20 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama may be just rhetoric

Obama? Rhetoric? Discuss.

70 posted on 11/07/2008 5:53:58 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm not an idiot. . . .

Provide a link, please.

71 posted on 11/07/2008 5:57:34 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Get your ammo ready.

Buy it before 20 January 2009, while it's still cheap.

72 posted on 11/07/2008 6:00:24 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I can’t believe it. I scrolled down the entire thread and no one had the other obvious pick...

Press Secretary: Helen Thomas


73 posted on 11/07/2008 6:20:19 PM PST by bcsco (Liberals don't understand, it's impossible to pick up a turd-like Obama-by the clean end...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Why don’t these DUmmies just come out and say it? The one and only reason they hate Rahmalamadingdong is that he’s a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The DUmmies HATE the Jews, they long for the dissolution of the state of Israel, and they don’t want anyone who is not pro-Palistinian in the administration.


74 posted on 11/07/2008 6:27:51 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Obama has the kind of cocksure confidence that can only be achieved by not achieving anything.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
he's a good choice for head-cracker in chief for Obama.

Head cracker? That's probably what Michelle calls Emmanuel. And Biden is Vice Cracker, Podesta is Some Other Cracker...sure are a lotta crackers in the Obama administration.

75 posted on 11/07/2008 7:13:45 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama: Satan's Counterfeit Christ)
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To: PaleoBob; Charles Henrickson
This should be a vanity

Now, now. The mods are cracking down on vanity posts....aren't they?

76 posted on 11/07/2008 8:32:18 PM PST by Purrcival (Obama and Biden: The Marx Brothers! (Thanks FReeper Enduring Freedom for the tagline))
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To: bergmeid

Welcome to Free Republic. This, too, shall pass. The mistake the DUmmies always make is to wallow in their anger. We’re not going to do that here. We’re going to go on with our lives, stay positive, stay vigilant, regroup, and watch for our chance for a comeback. And we’re going to fight! In a positive way, of course.


77 posted on 11/07/2008 8:37:28 PM PST by Purrcival (Obama and Biden: The Marx Brothers! (Thanks FReeper Enduring Freedom for the tagline))
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To: pillut48; kevkrom; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
Secretary if the Interior (Decorator?!?): Barney Frank, bwahahahahahahaha!!! :-)

I wasn't thinking of the "Decorator" part, if you catch my drift. Think benburch.

78 posted on 11/07/2008 9:18:22 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Obambi, the Young Prince.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, thank you very much for that lovely visual. Now I have to go wash out my mind with soap, LOL. ;-)


79 posted on 11/07/2008 10:02:13 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Purrcival
It's already started for me! I fight my battles on a soap opera newsgroup (there's a couple other places but that's the most liberal-ly). IMO, God puts us where we are needed. :-)

Tonight they were talking about how PEO used incorrect grammar today during his presser when he said something along the lines of "The President has invited Michelle and I to visit the White House"--should have been "Michelle and me".

They TOTALLY gave him a pass, whereas I have seen them TEAR President Bush to pieces verbally for making even minor grammatical errors! I pointed that out, and they jumped on me for 'picking on PEO's "small misstep"'(it was one of the liberals who started the thread, not me. I just try to keep things fair and balanced).

How's this response for irony?

"... are we going to pounce on it every time he uses the wrong word? It already seems he's going to be scrutinized and picked-on and under the magnifying glass more than most."A liberal defending PEO (but we are stooopid when we request the same courtesy for President Bush--nope, can't do that because he's 'illiterate'.

Gosh, I just love this liberal unity stuff--it brings a tear to my eye. *sniff*
80 posted on 11/07/2008 10:14:23 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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