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DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-08 (DUmmie Panic Preview When Polls Tighten)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/10/2008 7:51:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies you will get a sneak preview on how badly the DUmmies will panic when the polls start to tighten about a week before the election. Why am I so certain that the polls will tighten? Because they ALWAYS do when a Republican is supposedly behind in the polls. Right now the polls show Obama way ahead but how accurate are they? Probably not that accurate but right now the pollsters don't need to worry so much about accuracy. The time they will be extra careful to be accurate will be about a week before the election when their reputations are on the line. Then you will see both a sudden tightening of the polls along with incredible panic from the DUmmies who will be sure this will be a prelude to the Republicans making it easier to steal the election via Diebold deviltry. Today we see the DUmmies angrily scoffing at the very notion that the polls could even tighten up in this THREAD titled, "scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up." So let us now watch the DUmmies work themselves into a denial mindset in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to some VERY entertaining DUFUs starting about a week before Election Day on November 5, is in the [barackets]:

scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up

[Thought Crime! How Dare he even think that!]

jeez what a f*cked up man

[Ridiculous to think that the voters would be concerned about Obama's close association with both a terrorist and a Hate Whitey kook.]

He needs to step away from the crack pipe.

[So that you can take a hit on it.]

These smear tactics only appeal to Republican extremists.

[So no more worries about "swiftboating?"]

I want to remain optimistic. I do. But then I remember the lessons of the past 12-15 years and beyond and my optimism goes out the window.

[Please keep that optimistic smile on your face as we fiddle with your Diebold.]

Joe Scab is delusional..and desperate...

[Delusional and desperate? Aren't those requirements for entering the hallowed halls of DUmmieland?]

Is he off his meds again???

[Yes, but only because you stole his lithium.]

He WANTS it to tighten up but its backfiring instead. The polls this morning seem to indicate that people are turned off by this. Remember in 2004 it was the 527s and Bush could hold his hands clean but in 2008 its McCrap and Phalin starting this...you never want to be the candidate and do the smears you want someone from the outside to do it.

[You're going to be FUn to watch starting about a week before the election.]

Every poll says otherwise. When will Scarborough be forced to accept reality?

[And we must accept those polls because they are every bit as accurate as the 2004 exit polls. Anyway, fasten your seatbelts, everybody, about a week before the election because that is when the DUFU FUn really begins when the polls tighten up.]


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KEYWORDS: dummiefunnies; dummies; moonbats
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To: Jack of all Trades

Don’t forget the “We’re Sorry” website!

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/


21 posted on 10/10/2008 9:46:28 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Dummies only believe polls that agree with their position instead of aggregate polls. Silly dummies.

http://obamaisagiantasshelmet.blogspot.com


22 posted on 10/10/2008 10:13:16 AM PDT by ThreeYearLurker (The NY Times: They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!)
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To: ThreeYearLurker; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Roscoe Karns; Xenalyte; Purrcival; ...
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23 posted on 10/10/2008 11:23:41 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,15041.0.html


24 posted on 10/10/2008 11:24:13 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: DJ MacWoW; PJ-Comix; All

Take a look at the stuff Freeper LS has been finding in these internals (the easiest way is to just look at his in forum) and you’ll find that Obama is actually trailing Kerry badly among some important Dem constituencies, such as being down among Jews by 15% compared to this time in 2004.


25 posted on 10/10/2008 12:02:36 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: DJ MacWoW
Right before I posted, he line "Die, Jedi dogs!" from Attack of the Clones popped into my head, and i modified it appropriately. :-)
26 posted on 10/10/2008 12:03:58 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: Mr. Silverback
LOL!!

And thank you for the direction to LS's info!

27 posted on 10/10/2008 12:28:34 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (In VP's, McCain picked the future, Obama chose the past.)
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To: PJ-Comix
scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up

[Thought Crime! How Dare he even think that!]

Don't mention that most pollsters "oversample" dims most of the time. Also, not a mention of voter fraud.


I want to remain optimistic. I do. But then I remember the lessons of the past 12-15 years and beyond and my optimism goes out the window.

[Please keep that optimistic smile on your face as we fiddle with your Diebold.]

Don't rain on our parade - yet.


Every poll says otherwise. When will Scarborough be forced to accept reality?

[And we must accept those polls because they are every bit as accurate as the 2004 exit polls. Anyway, fasten your seatbelts, everybody, about a week before the election because that is when the DUFU FUn really begins when the polls tighten up.]

Repeat after me DUmmie.

The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.

28 posted on 10/10/2008 12:51:44 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Will it be "comrade" after the elections?)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Glad to!


29 posted on 10/10/2008 1:22:56 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: PJ-Comix
scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up

The final tightening factor will be the voting booth. Same thing that happened with Kerry. When moderate Dems and Independents step into that booth and get ready to pull the lever, punch the chad, tap the screen, what have you, the coolness factor disappears.

In 2004 it was "Anyone but Bush--cool." This year it's "The first African-American president--cool."

I suspect there will be an upset. That's not a prediction, nor an invitation to a wager, just an observation.

30 posted on 10/10/2008 2:39:38 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
jeez what a f*cked up man

These people could lose a debate with a zucchini. I swear, the guy makes one speculation, vocalizes it, and they attack. He wasn't stating it as a fact, or even a theory--more of a hypothesis. It's one of those let's-wait-and-see kind of things.

31 posted on 10/10/2008 2:44:29 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
But then I remember the lessons of the past 12-15 years

You do understand that you're talking about eight years of the Bush administration AND the last seven years of the Clinton (D, if you needed reminded) administration, don't you?

32 posted on 10/10/2008 2:47:41 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He WANTS it to tighten up but its backfiring instead.

Benburch ain't as young as he used to be.

33 posted on 10/10/2008 2:49:11 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It has been scientifically proven that the “F” word in the title of 36% of all threads and 41.2% of all posts at Democratic Underground.


34 posted on 10/10/2008 2:50:23 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: Arrowhead1952
I think the Bradley effect is in full force in these swing states, and even in some of the traditionally Republican states in which McCain is polling lower than expected. I've lived most of my life in Ohio and two years in North Carolina.

When you are in an area that is traditionally labeled "racist," I can believe that a white person could, with the subconscious ease of a somnambulist, misrepresent his or her political beliefs to a human pollster on the phone rather than be perceived as a racist.

35 posted on 10/10/2008 3:02:42 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The time they will be extra careful to be accurate will be about a week before the election when their reputations are on the line. - spot on there PJ - but we also must remember the dive by media will call this for 0bama on election day to dissuade voters from even going to vote - this is when we put money on (http://www.intrade.com/ - might even get single figures!) and win big!
36 posted on 10/10/2008 3:34:03 PM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

My observations this year come from McCain/Palin signs in yards that had skerry/edwards signs in ‘04. There are a lot of people who actually know the dims have been in control of congress the past two years and are NOT happy with gas / food prices and their investments.


37 posted on 10/10/2008 4:04:22 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Will it be "comrade" after the elections?)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I’ve seen a lot of McCain/Palin signs around here. Ohio’s 13th district vacillates red to blue, and while I see lots of “Re-Elect Betty Sutton” signs, I don’t see many “Obama/What’s-His-Name” signs round these parts.


38 posted on 10/10/2008 4:19:40 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!


39 posted on 10/10/2008 4:32:49 PM PDT by Deetes ( (God Bless the Troops) .)
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To: PJ-Comix

Have the DUmmies addressed the Ayers thing in ANY sort of rational way? (I know, I know, then they wouldn’t be DUmmies.) Are they just denying there’s any connection, or do they admit they are connected, but the DUmmies just don’t mind that Obama likes terrorists?


40 posted on 10/10/2008 10:00:59 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Emotional responses get ignored)
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