[Thought Crime! How Dare he even think that!]
Don't mention that most pollsters "oversample" dims most of the time. Also, not a mention of voter fraud.
[Please keep that optimistic smile on your face as we fiddle with your Diebold.]
Don't rain on our parade - yet.
[And we must accept those polls because they are every bit as accurate as the 2004 exit polls. Anyway, fasten your seatbelts, everybody, about a week before the election because that is when the DUFU FUn really begins when the polls tighten up.]
Repeat after me DUmmie.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
When you are in an area that is traditionally labeled "racist," I can believe that a white person could, with the subconscious ease of a somnambulist, misrepresent his or her political beliefs to a human pollster on the phone rather than be perceived as a racist.