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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how did Sarah Palin do in last night's vice-presidential debate? One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes. Okay, keeping in mind that Morris thought Obama won his debate with McCain and seems pretty even-handed, is there a better barometer by which to judge Palin's performance? Yes, there is. The DUmmie-meter. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case," the DUmmies are ENRAGED over Palin's performance which means she did incredibly well. See, now that Palin did an incredible job in the debate, they are now extremely angry at her for now being a big threat to their dream of putting their Obamassiah in the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies enraged over Sarah Palin's debate performance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chortling over the wounds Dick Morris administered to Alan Colmes last night, is in the [brackets]:

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

[That paragraph is the best DUmmie tell yet that Palin performed fantastically. And now you are angry at her because she is a threat to all your DUmmie dreams.]

WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

She's a moron by choice. Not a terribly sharp knife to begin with, but this is chosen stupidity. Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

[Worried, eh? It's going to be FUn monitoring DUmmie land when the polls start going in the direction you don't want.]

She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American. And a goddamn liar. AND an idiot. I'm horrified.

[It's absolutely going to KILL the DUmmies to see Sarah take the oath of office on January, 20. That is assuming their heads haven't exploded by then.]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

[So will her taking the oath of office in January.]

Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

[What happened? The media assured us she would be like a deer in the headlights at that debate. DAMN HER SELF-CONFIDENCE!!!]

I have never seen such a blatant liar like her. It was disturbing.

[I guess you tuned out Joe Biden during the debate.]

There were times when I literally had to get up. I found her mocking insulting and extremely disrespectful. Every word out of her mouth was a lie and she was proud of it.

[Every word out of her mouth mocked your confidence in an Obama victory.]

She's a POWER-HUNGRY, IGNORANT NARCISSIST in the vein of Bush, only worse.

[Bad news. The Palin Derangement Syndrome treatment center is now full so you'll have to wait your turn for admission.]

She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

[May I send you a Sarah Palin Action Kewpie Doll?]

We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile. What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking? Wonder that. He won this debate HANDS DOWN. I am so proud to be a democrat.

[If Joe Biden won this debate HANDS DOWN, then why are you so worried about Sarah Palin? Hee! Hee!]

Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

[SHE IS WOMAN! HEAR HER ROAR!!!]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

[I want my bucket to be original recipe KFC.]

And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

[PDS is even more fun to watch than BDS.]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

[It is a scientific fact that a Palin wink is enough to set off an attack of Democrat Rage Virus.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dummies; palin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix
I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain.

Just wait until she presides over the Senate for four years and then becomes the President of the USA.

141 posted on 10/03/2008 8:08:01 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
She comes from the party of Winkin'

I still say you missed your calling writing category headings for Win Ben Stein's Money.

142 posted on 10/03/2008 8:12:39 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
What was with the stupid WINKS?

I think the band Sweet saw this coming:

Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a WINK of her eye

143 posted on 10/03/2008 8:15:40 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

It took me a while to get used to Bob Dylan's voice. But once I did, and started hearing the words I finally got it.

I loved Sarah's voice the first time I heard it. I hope to hear it again and again and again for the rest of my life.

144 posted on 10/03/2008 8:30:59 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

What do I have to do to get a 40 of Old English?

145 posted on 10/03/2008 8:33:30 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
“But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, “We have to get this bitch, she's evil.” Not sure why the winking set him off. . . .”

Well, ya know, we're talking about DUmmies here - just because this person says “husband” we shouldn't just presume that this person is female.

Could be he was faking the anger because his inner hetero got aroused and he didn't want to show it in front of his “wife.”

146 posted on 10/03/2008 8:34:32 PM PDT by decal ("You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.")
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To: PJ-Comix
And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

As someone who grew up in Henderson and New Haven West Virginia, and then Byesville Ohio, I think she speaks just fine for small towns in America.

147 posted on 10/03/2008 8:59:39 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: MozarkDawg
Don't forget, the Messiah said “Government is cool”.

I can't wait until those “cool” jack booted Government types break down my door because I refuse to give up my Second Amendment Rights.

I wonder how many Germans thought the Nazis were “cool”?

148 posted on 10/03/2008 9:00:43 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Obama / Biden, the new Ebony and Ivory.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

because he found himself liking it too much...

149 posted on 10/03/2008 9:04:47 PM PDT by latina4dubya (self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: PJ-Comix

150 posted on 10/03/2008 10:17:42 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Don't tase me, Pa!)
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To: COBOL2Java; Charles Henrickson

You’ve inspired 150.


151 posted on 10/03/2008 10:21:40 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Don't tase me, Pa!)
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To: PJ-Comix
A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

This is supposed to change our minds???
152 posted on 10/03/2008 10:36:55 PM PDT by TheWyzzyrd (Resistance is futile... you will be assimilated.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Pity Palin didn’t notice and mention it.


153 posted on 10/04/2008 4:03:58 AM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow never heard of newsbusted. Awesome.


154 posted on 10/04/2008 4:16:50 AM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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To: FredZarguna

ROFL!


155 posted on 10/04/2008 5:10:20 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies; Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.)
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To: Incorrigible
Funny...Sarah doesn't look like Assaj Ventress...


156 posted on 10/04/2008 9:54:37 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: Mr. Silverback; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; bcsco; beckysueb; Charles Henrickson; Roscoe Karns; ...
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link at next comment below; it is suggested one read the thread there in its entirety, and then go to the link posted in comments on that thread; also, there's currently nothing new up there, but there's plenty of the lying primitive's stuff in the DUmping Ground (a forum separate from the DUmpster)

157 posted on 10/04/2008 3:47:45 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,14786.0.html


158 posted on 10/04/2008 3:48:12 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: TheFourthMagi; Incorrigible




159 posted on 10/04/2008 7:26:16 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Do you know what artist did the third picture down of Princess Leia in the white dress with the hood up?


160 posted on 10/04/2008 7:34:46 PM PDT by TheFourthMagi
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