DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-08 (Bill Clinton Appreciation Edition)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

What the heck is a secret market?

It's the funky market where I get my incredible food deals. I really like it. The place is run by a bunch of people who sound like a bunch of wise guys from Joisy. They used to have one clean cut guy there but he split. How they are able to get such deals I don't know but, remember, I said they sound like wise guys from Joisy.

[hsalaw]

I think he can't stand that Obama may end up a more popular and successful president.

I'd like to know what their definition of "successful" is, because the Clintoon doesn't meet my definition of "successful" and I'm confident that the Obambi won't either.

[Charles Henrickson]

I just love how Bill and Hillary are just screwing over Barack Obama.

They are running their own Operation Chaos! Thanx!

[Charles Henrickson]

Recently Bill said he wouldn't be able to start campaigning for Obama until after October 10 out of RESPECT for the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur.

Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.

[kimchi lover]

OMG, the PICTURE!!!
Hahahahaha.....I can't breathe!

[mikrofon]

Bill Clinton is a black hole that runs on egotism

Bill Clinton, America's first black hole President...

[Charles Henrickson]

And after October 10, I wouldn't be surprised if Bill announces that he won't be able to campaign for Barack until after Halloween out of respect for Wiccans.

My daughter's baptismal birthday is November 5. Bill has assured me he respects Lutherans.

[Purrcival]

bill richly deserves the approprium of all real democrats

It's "opprobrium", DUmmie. If you're going to try to impress your friends by using unusual words, at least try to spell them correctly.

[KarlInOhio]

How they are able to get such deals I don't know but, remember, I said they sound like wise guys from Joisy.

The cow "fell of the back of the truck"?

[Charles Henrickson]

So let us now watch the DUmmies blast Bill Clinton for screwing Obama. . . .

I thought it was Larry Sinclair who did that.

[PJ-Comix]

Are you getting your daughter a Guy Fawkes costume for her baptismal birthday?

Remember, remember
The Fifth of November.

[Charles Henrickson]

SHUT THE HELL UP BILL!!!

This is like telling Old Faithful to stop geysering.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

[And now Bill is screwing Barack.]

Awww...PJ! Now we have to figure out who is more jealous, benburch or Larry Sinclair.

[Purrcival]

Anything/anyone Clinton DOES like repulses them. Maybe it will keep some of the right-wingers home.

Nah. We just think it's FUnnie! Keep it up, Bill!

[Arrowhead1952]

Bill Clinton: Well, we know McCain did not postpone the debate because he was scared to debate Obama.

[Hee! Hee! GO BILL!!!]

McCain is more concerned about the COUNTRY.

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SHUT THE HELL UP BILL!!! I can't stand his ass anymore. .......

[Don't forget to thank the Clintons if Obama loses on Nov. 5.]

Feel the love emanating from this DUmmie. < /sarcasm - yeah BIGTIME>

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Bill Clinton...what a blessing.

true enough. he's a blessing for McCain and Palin and an irritant for Obama.

[Gee, maybe Barack could have at least PRETENDED to consider Hillary for Veep. I guess he just lacks such necessary political skills. Oh, and what happened to all that money that Barack promised to help pay off Hillary's campaign debts?]

Bill is campaigning for McCain/Palin to whip BO's butt.

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Is anyone keeping track of all Bill Clinton's glib attempts at sabotage?

[Check the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Is anyone keeping track of all Bill Clinton's whereabouts? Better check with Monica and see if she has seen him lately.

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He really does like McCain though doesn't he.

[And he's taken quite a shine for Sarah.]

HA!! HA!! Bill has noticed Sarah. DUmmies cannot stand her popularity.

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He seems to always have some reason to delay campaigning for Obama.

[Bill will start campaigning for Barack in just 24 business hours.]

Bill will start campaigning for hillary in just 24 business hours after the BO loses the election. Hill and the PUMAS in 2012!!!

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Bill Clinton is a black hole that runs on egotism. .....

[No, no. Stick around.]

Bill Clinton WAS the first "black" president. No?

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Bill is smart and he is right.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL knows BO won't win in Nov!!!

[hsalaw]

How they are able to get such deals I don't know but, remember, I said they sound like wise guys from Joisy.

Guys from Joisy? Oh, you sweet innocent. It probably "fell off the back of a truck."

[PJ-Comix]

The cow "fell of the back of the truck"?

Maybe. When I was living in Virginia I saw a truck along the side of the road with a sign advertising for men's suits. So I stop and the wiseguy with the Joisy accent sold me a really nice suit for an incredibly low price. So just as I'm leaving he warns me: "Remember, if youse tells anybody where you got dis suit, I'm comin' after you."

Interestingly this was at the time when I was sort of friends with a Joisy guy who was the son of a wiseguy nicknamed, "Machinegun Slade" which is what he also called himself. The only person I ever knew who had reflexes fast enough to grab flies out of thin air. Unfortunately, he wouldn't wipe the squished flies off his hand. I actually saw him eating a hamburger with the squished flies on his hand. But that was Machinegun Slade. And don't even get me started on his broken romance. I had to travel all the way to NJ to help him out on that.

[franksolich]

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[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,14276.0.html

[Purrcival]

How they are able to get such deals I don't know but, remember, I said they sound like wise guys from Joisy.

Probably making people some offers they can't refuse.