Posted on 09/25/2008 6:50:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
I never thought I would have a DUFU edition with this title but here it is: "Bill Clinton Appreciation Edition." I just love how Bill and Hillary are just screwing over Barack Obama. Recently Bill said he wouldn't be able to start campaigning for Obama until after October 10 out of RESPECT for the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur. What a hoot! And after October 10, I wouldn't be surprised if Bill announces that he won't be able to campaign for Barack until after Halloween out of respect for Wiccans. Meanwhile Bill and Hill are quietly working in the background with the help of their buddy, Fast Eddie, to cause Barack to lose of Pennsylvania. And the latest is this statement from Bill that John McCain did not delay the debate because he was scared of Obama since he actually wanted more debates. This is what has the DUmmies in an uproar as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Bill Clinton: Well, we know McCain did not postpone the debate because he was scared to debate Obama." So let us now watch the DUmmies blast Bill Clinton for screwing Obama in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying watching Team Clinton putting the shiv into Barack's back, is in the [barackets]:
Bill Clinton: Well, we know McCain did not postpone the debate because he was scared to debate Obama.
[Hee! Hee! GO BILL!!!]
SHUT THE HELL UP BILL!!! I can't stand his ass anymore. I can't wait to see his damn face once Obama wins. Oh and he said the debates should be cancelled if both candidates agree to it. WHATEVER!
[Don't forget to thank the Clintons if Obama loses on Nov. 5.]
Bill Clinton holds a deep jealousy of Barack Obama.
[Yes, he us completely jealous of how well Barack can speak off the cuff away from the teleprompter.]
Yup! He says a couple of positive things about him but can't resist throwing a few jabs in there. He is so jealous that he can't see straight. The democratic party was supposed to be is party and they turned on him by siding with Barack.
[And so now the Clintons are turning on Barack. Live with it.]
I think you're right. I think he can't stand that Obama may end up a more popular and successful president.
[Assuming that Barack passes a "little" hurdle like the Nov. 5 election and I think the Clintons will have a say about that. Hee! Hee!]
yep. bill is really not helping Obama. his agenda is clearly to help McCain and hurt Obama tough shit for bill that it won't work. Despite what the apologists say, bill richly deserves the approprium of all real democrats.
[Rest easy, DUmmie. Bill Clinton will have absolutely no effect on the election outcome. Hee! Hee!]
Bill on Today: 'Both of them have gone out of their way to not let this get involved with politics.' Are you f*cking kidding me! McCain's actions regarding suspending his campaign and delaying the debate are pure politics, cynical politics. Tom Brokaw said yesterday, in response to McCain's latest moves, that McCain loved 'ambushes'--and, so far, they had worked for him.
[Bill also loves ambushes. Hee! Hee!]
Bill Clinton is just a big time asshole.
[I can't wait to see this DUmmie explode on the topic of Bill Clinton after the election.]
Bill Clinton...what a blessing.
true enough. he's a blessing for McCain and Palin and an irritant for Obama.
[Gee, maybe Barack could have at least PRETENDED to consider Hillary for Veep. I guess he just lacks such necessary political skills. Oh, and what happened to all that money that Barack promised to help pay off Hillary's campaign debts?]
the reality is that his presidency was All About Bill, he screwed interns and progressive values with equal abandon, and he ushered in Republican control of all three brances of the government.
[And now Bill is screwing Barack.]
Is anyone keeping track of all Bill Clinton's glib attempts at sabotage?
[Check the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Keep him away! I couldn't believe his response! Well I can, but he isn't even helping his reputation with democrats at all. Maybe he is suffering from dementia as he gets older, just like McCain.
[No! No! We want to hear more from Bill. ENCORE!!!]
He really does like McCain though doesn't he.
[And he's taken quite a shine for Sarah.]
After watching several of them, I definitely think he's subtly (?) dissing Obama in these appearances; certainly pumping up McCain if nothing else. To what end, I wonder? For the people who HATE him (hardcore right-wingers), maybe it will prevent them voting for McCain...they don't like the guy anyway. Anything/anyone Clinton DOES like repulses them. Maybe it will keep some of the right-wingers home. I don't necessarily think that's BC's intention, but it may be a result.
[Keep wishing upon a star, Jimminy Cricket.]
It would be so beautiful if Bill Clinton could set his ambitions aside and fully join forces with Obama. What heights we could reach if those two were buddies? Won't happen.
[Nope. Won't happen. Obama's gotta go so Hill can be the nominee in 2012.]
To what end? McCain in 208 means a chance for Hillary in 2012. PUMA!
[And that DUmmie just won himself a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment (except for writing "208") of mental clarity!]
What "Jewish Holidays" was he talking about on Larry King,He said he would campaign for Obama after. The Jewish Holidays, WTF message is he trying to send. This is a man that knows exactly what his words are and mean.
[Bill is going to passover campaigning for Obama until after Passover.]
He seems to always have some reason to delay campaigning for Obama.
[Bill will start campaigning for Barack in just 24 business hours.]
What? Didn't you know that Bill is a devout Jew. How can he possibly campaing during Jewish holidays?
[Of course. And Monica performed the circumcision on him.]
I think he;s referring to Rosh Hashanah which begins Sept 29th this year so why can't devout little bill campaign for Obama before then? What a disingenuous little creep.
[Please don't Rosh him. He will be ready in just 24 business hours.]
Bill Clinton is a black hole that runs on egotism. I am so sick of tired, old act. Don't go away mad, Bill. Just go away.
[No, no. Stick around.]
Hey Bill, if Obama loses in November, I'm not voting for Hillary in 2012! Got it? No way, no how, no Hill!
[Hill WILL be your 2012 nominee. Get used to it.]
Bill is smart and he is right.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
PING!
Never thought I’d say this but “Bill Clinton, you maginificent bastard”
*In addition to being a lying impeached rapist bastard.
Top 10?
I’m in!
Top 5. Now to read
As I noted on another thread — if Obama wins, Bill will expect some kind of high-level position, aggressively angle for it both privately and publicly, and genuinely not understand why his calls never get returned.
Bump
What the heck is a secret market?
Top 10 is very rare for me these days!
I think this poster meant depths not heights, uness you are a welfare recipient.
1st 'after feeding my dog' in post ;-)
So that's who Hillary! was referring to with her "F@$king Jew Bastard" comment?
Bill and Hill for McCain/Palin!
The DUers lie on the floor and scream when someone won’t do their bidding.
It demonstrates inapproprium to display opprobrium for your former Leader...
That's the place DUmmies can't find when they complain about rising food prices.
Even though their moms do all the grocery shopping for them so they don't really know what the prices are.
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If the Internet existed in 1922, I bet this is what the Stalinists would be posting about Leon Trotsky.
(his fall from power began in '22 though he wasn't rubbed out by Stalin until 1940)
That's where the stuff from the Secret Garden is sold...
#20?
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