Posted on 09/24/2008 10:03:24 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Zombies say, "Get hand off my body. Get hand into my stomach! Ahrrgg."
Zombies say they're switching from the walking dead to the marching dead as they marshall forces to counter Pro-Life rallies and parades.
The half-dead, half-living flesh eaters say pro-life forces are a threat to their individual liberties and Constitutional rights to privacy. Most pro-choice Zombies also believe pro-lifers are bitter moralists, in addition to tasting a little gamey.
Aargh Bleeh, semi-attached head of the Zombies for Choice Arghhh, said Zombies want to make their own decisions when it comes to life and death.
"Who say when dead, dead and when living, living?" said Bleeh. "Who say when dead not eat living? Rhetorical question. GluuhhhErrrr..."
Zombies also say pro-choice views add options to their restricted living-deaths.
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
Just “Tell Her No” cuz it’s “The Time Of The Season”.
Who’s brains do they get to eat and what gives the zombies the right to suck the brains out of someone else’s head (even an infant’s)?
“Hoosier Dadddy”.
Well, at least the pro-aborts are starting to make more sense.
I always thought pro-aborts were ghouls, not zombies.
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