DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 (DUmmies cramping up with PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has just about run its course (exp. 1-20-09), so the DUmmies have to find a new monster to get their blood boiling. They've found just the right candidate, the girl of their nightmares, namely, Sarah Palin. The last few days the DUmmies have been cramping up with a bad case of PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome! Governor Palin's grand slam of a speech and her skyrocketing popularity have sent their PMS symptoms up to levels rarely seen even with BDS! The frothing at the mouth is fierce and FUnnie at the same time and in full display all across the DUmp, as seen in this THREAD, "Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance," and this THREAD, "Palin Power: Fresh Face Now More Popular Than Obama, McCain."

So make sure your rabies shots are up-to-date as we take a field sample, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the sight of a woman field-dressing a donkey, is in the [brackets]:

Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance

[Try "sensational," "fantastic," "blow-the-roof-off-the-place great," "record ratings". . . .]

Forget shrill and all the words that will get PUMA's panties in a twist.

[Thank you, Harry Reid, for that sexist put-down! Even Campbell Brown was offended. FORGET "shrill"? There are plenty of women who won't!]

Try mean, as in it is mean spirited to say that a community organizer does not have actual responsibilities.

[Try "Zero," as in "Zero! Zero! Zero!"]

Try ignorant.

[As in, "DUmmies."]

Try hypocritical.

["Hypocritical," as in SUPPOSED "feminists," who attack Governor Palin for being a successful working mom. "Hypocritical," as in a bunch of debauched, depraved, degenerates who suddenly get all concerned about sexual morality. "Hypocritical," as in the Party of Love and the New Politics spewing more crude than an Alaskan oil well.]

Try pit bull. . . .

[With lipstick, you dipstick.]

Try idiot.

[As in, "the leftist lowlifers whose personal attacks on Governor Palin and her family drove the ratings for her speech to record levels and rallied the nation to her defense." THANX, idiots! And thanx to you, DUmmie McCamy Taylor, for your fine display of Palin Madness Syndrome. Now wipe the froth off your mouth while we collect PMS samples from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]

We MUST "OUT" +Force this little pip OUT NOW!

[This "little pip" just ripped your guy a new one!]

Well, if you put lipstick on a rabid dog in heat, it's still a b*tch.

[If you put Palin Madness Syndrome in a DUmmie, it turns into a hypocritical sexist.]

There's nothing "tough" or "strong" about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school "Heather." Pit bulls have far more redeeming qualities than Sarah Palin. She's more like a nasty toy poodle ... self-indulged and a spoiled brat. Shiny on the outside; maggots on the inside.

[Who let the dogs out? 'Cause the DUmmies are on the run!]

A$$hole suits her to a T.

[Palin Madness Syndrome suits you to a P, as in "PMS"!]

There are NO words to vile to describe this woman. She is a MONSTER.

[AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER!!!!!!!]

And we're going to send her snowbilly butt screaming back to Alaska with her pointed tail between her hooved legs!

[Send the White Witch back on her snowmobile snowmachine!]

Her excuse was being a woman. But that was no woman.

[It was Karl Rove in drag.]

Licking down the baby's hair was scripted. . . .

[Piper is a Perfect Rovian Plant.]

This person is an a$$hole. It's on the record- Alaskans know it- and then some.

[That must explain her 86% approval ratings.]

I think they may use Palin to deliver some really nasty attacks that McCain couldn't pull off. Well actually, they just did.

[Hee! Hee! McBrilliant!]

She is so dumb it is painful to watch her.

[Well, there were 40 million masochists who tuned in to watch her, then.]

I especially liked the "fascist fear monger, idiot a$$hole" part.

[Words of love, so soft and tender. . . .]

We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!

[Especially the "idiot a$$hole" issue.]

Palin just sent me over the edge. Her smug factor is off the charts. It seems like she is being groomed to become a good looking female Karl Rove and that really scares me.

[Like I said, "Sarah Palin" IS Karl Rove in drag.]

I'm enjoying this site very much today, finding that so many people agreed with my gut reactions. . . .

[And gutter remarks.]

I just don't understand why even many of the PBS people were saying how great her speech was.

[However, we FULLY understand why you PMS people are so consumed with Palin Madness Syndrome!]

LACK OF A PENIS is not a JOB QUALIFIER.... nor is 5 years in captivity

[Lack of a brain is not a DISqualifier from posting in DUmmieland. In fact, it's a requirement!]

since she compared herself with a pit bull, I have to go along with that and agree with her that she is a B*TCH.

[The verdict is in: PMS is the new BDS! Now let's go to the other DUmmieland thread, where they report the latest Rasmussen poll, which shows that Palin is now more popular than Obama. . . .]

She's an inexperienced celebrity.

[Correction, Obama is a "he."]

I'm already depressed.

[Oh, this is just the start. Better stock up on the Zoloft.]

My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.

[That's "moran."]

Let her open her mouth with some unscripted dialogue . . .

[. . . and she'll still do better than Obama's "uhs" and Biden's gaffes.]

We still don't get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.

[Stupid people rule!]

If McCain somehow pulls this off it will be entirely because of his pick of Palin. Also IMO Obama's pick of Biden went directly against his meme of "Change you can Believe in". What is Change about Biden?

[Every time he opens his mouth, he has to change feet.]

If you believe this propaganda, I have a bridge to nowhere you might like to see.

[Put it on eBay, sfexpat2000, you can start a fundraiser.]

The only people who are behind the Caribou Barbie are the fundies and the Republican PR people.

[The only ones behind Emperor Zero and Beltway Joe are the PMS people.]

I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. obama has one huge obstacle and that is the color of his skin.

[When all else fails, play the race card. I predict that will be your fall-back excuse come November.]

they are coaching her, where is rove anyway.

[Playing the part of "Sarah Palin." It's an incredible make-up job, don't you think?]

BREAKING: Google reports that "Naughty Librarian" now tops ALL searches. . . .

[More than "Empty Suit" and "Entrenched Blowhard"?]

The media is going to screw this up for Obama. . . .

[Their blatant, transparent bias is pure GOLD!]

palin is failin.

[Obama is bombin'. Biden is hidin'. DUmmies are crummy . . . with PMS!]

[Mr. Silverback]

I got that cover from www.boycottusmagazine.com, and they say they got it from Michelle Malkin.

But you’re right about the 10,000 subscribers.

[NYpeanut]

“Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin’s Shockingly Poor Performance” = “How to be Politically Correct When Expressing Your Hatred”

[lesser_satan]

A lot of them. They had a thread a while back about what kind of drugs they were all on.

[toldyou]

“I wonder how many DU’ers are medicated?”

...or should be.

[toldyou]

That’s good! LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

Your translation is close enough. ;-)

[HoosierHawk]

Caribou Queen.

That's great!

[mikrofon]

Thanks... a lot of the lyrics seemed to fit, and of course I thought of much better ones after the fact, but then, there are only a few authentic Songmeisters around. ;)

[185JHP]

Thanks

[kenth]

“If you are interested in how to make your own bottle cap jewelry, I can send you instructions for a small printing and mailing fee.”

You cannot imagine how long I’ve been waiting for someone to instruct me in the fine art of bottle cap jewelry.

LOL. She doesn’t even do anything interesting with the bottle caps, like flattening them, or bending them; just paints them and punches holes in them to attach other jewelry.

[farlander]

Nowhere near enough.

[Stourme]

That’s an important thread. DUmmies confessing they’re medicated. I’ll try to find. FRegards ....

From DU:
Look, I'm mentally ill. I can't speak for everyone with mental illness but, if I'm typical, I suspect many of us have been plagued by nightmares of what we would do if our grip on reality ever completely slips. I can't be sure but I think there's a certain amount of "there but for the grace of god" about what we're saying here.

Link to a DU thread

Try this one....

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Thank you. I actually felt somber there. May all who suffer mental illness be healed, and may the eccentric such as myself never change.

[sonic109]

There are NO words to vile to describe this woman. She is a MONSTER.
to = too Typical DU morons making 4th grade mistakes.

[wbill]

I know that I'm late to this thread, but one of the quotes from the DUmmies was more than a little terrifying....

Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.

Scary that people actually think this way. Stalin is alive and well, and he posts at DU.

[FreedomPoster]

Where’s that nice PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) graphic I saw a few days ago?