DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 (DUmmies cramping up with PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

“I have also added a section showing some of my artwork. You can view samples of jewelry which I make with bottle caps. I sell these items through e-bay. . . ."

DUmmie polarmaker made a BEARak Obama teddy bear and auctioned it on eBayh. Will DUmmie McCamy Taylor make an Obama item and do likewise? What would she call it? "Barack Obottlecap"?

[Arrowhead1952]

Oh man. I have some liberals I am sending those two pictures to. The will go off the deep end for sure seeing that. Love the ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER below too.

[Charles Henrickson]

and auctioned it on eBayh.

Oops! I must have been thinking of those who lost out to Beltway Joe Biden!

[Paul Heinzman]

US magazine could've saved themselves 10,000+ subscribers if they'd run your cover instead.

[mikrofon]

OK, definitely not my forte, but ever since I saw the term applied to Palin my mind was racing overtime with this tune. (The lyrics could probably use some work, though ;)

CARIBOU QUEEN
To the tune of- "Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean

She came to us with that smile and certain gleam
And all heads turned 'cause she was the dream
In the blink of an eye we knew her numbers and her name,
And we knew that she was the one to run with McCain

We were in search of a VP,
To just run a good game
Love was the furthest,
Furthest from my mind...

CHORUS:
Caribou Queen
Now we're sharing the same dream
And our hearts they beat as one
No more fearin' this run

I lose my cool when she steps into the room, hey
And I get so excited just from her resume'
Electric eyes that you can't ignore
And passion burns you like never before

We were in search of a VP,
To just run a good game
Love was the furthest,
Furthest from my mind...

{REPEAT CHORUS}

[alarm rider]

Well, aside from the fact that I am just a hillbilly, redneck, bible-thumping trailer park hick with a couple of worthless degrees, and seeing that my Spanish is rusty I have a question for you.

My translation of “Pinche pendejo” is cheap (or miserly) pubic hair. Is this correct?

You know how it is with us hillbilly types.

[Cheburashka]

I wonder how many DU’ers are medicated?

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If you add up the self-medicated and medicated by professionals the sum is close to 200%.

[null and void]

Thanks for the credit!

(I ask so little of life, and boy, do I get it!)

[null and void]

OW When the 'community organizer' went to a neighborhood, it was a ghetto.

While he was there, it was a ghetto.

After he left, and to this very day....it's still a ghetto.

Where's the change?

Perfect.

[Stourme]

I wonder how many DU’ers are medicated?

A lot actually.

There was a thread on there some time ago where a huge list of posters were sympathizing with the mentally ill because they themselves had a form of mental illness.

I apologize for the anecdotal nature of this reply. But that was my observation. I remember being shocked at all the regular posters that admitted to their own mental illness.

And yes they are medicated.

[mikrofon]

Well-known Alaskan expert comments on the Dem ticket:

NUTHIN!

[null and void]

Why would you want to send Hillary to Alaska?

To warm up her heart?

[null and void]

Bumper sticker version:

Community organizer?
Why is it still a Ghetto?

[Budge]

Amazing Charles. Products of our “education” system.

[epow]

They hate what they see in her calm, confident smile - the same thing they saw and hated in Reagan’s smile. . . .

As much as I admired Reagan I never felt the same way when I saw him smile as I do when I see Governor Palin smile.

That probably has something to do with me being a human of the male gender, and even though I have spent 71 years on this ball of dirt I can still recognize and appreciate a remarkably beautiful, gracious, strong, intelligent woman when I see one, and when I look at and listen to the Governor of AK I definitely see and hear one.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“We still don’t get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.”

Was that DUmmy John F-in’ Kerry? Maybe Obama? Howard Dean? Or heck, perhaps it was Lindsey Gramnesty.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

That’s an important thread. DUmmies confessing they’re medicated. I’ll try to find. FRegards ....

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

DUmmie rant: “We still don’t get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.”

Your prediction:

“Sarah’s “star power” may soon exceed Obama’s.” — SOURCERY

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2074255/posts?page=8#8

Care to gloat?

[uglybiker]

Maybe now it a very well organized ghetto. ;-)

[MamaB]

You know I have been going to that site for many years or at least since it started. I still can not get over the absolute hatred those whacky posters put out for the whole world to see. I would be ashamed to have my user name associated with that garbage. Guess they are not too smart to realize that. Bless their little hearts, they do not know any better. Poor things. I wonder if they will ever grow up.