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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:

Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]


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To: PJ-Comix
Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

Nanook of the Norse.

141 posted on 09/05/2008 10:27:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Roscoe Karns; Purrcival; PJ-Comix

By the way, that must be one whale of a storm down there in Florida.

The “source” of conservativecave is in Florida, and three times the past 24 hours, we’ve been hit with an electrical outage, resulting in conservativecave going down temporarily.

If anybody’s wondering, that’s what’s going on.


142 posted on 09/05/2008 10:27:56 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix
She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

Woman's Inuition.

143 posted on 09/05/2008 10:28:07 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: PJ-Comix
my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well. . . .

Hmmm, that brings us back to "Skinner". . . .

144 posted on 09/05/2008 10:30:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: PJ-Comix

A Ryan Nation Family History?


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OMG!! The horror!! This could be HUGH! And SERIES!!!! Homeland Security needs to investi...what?? Not A Ryan? "air-e-un"?? Oh, that's completely different!

Never mind!

/Emily Latella off

Charding funny is what it is! ;-) These people have given up on all pretenses at looking and acting normal--now the rest of the world will learn how crazy they are, like FReepers have known all along!!!
145 posted on 09/05/2008 10:30:55 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative leaning toward the McCain/Palin ticket now!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

"Hockey mom" is Norse Code for "Nazi."

146 posted on 09/05/2008 10:35:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

"Hockey mom" is Norse Code for "Nazi." -------------------------

Oh, crap. I'm scared to ask what 'soccer mom' is Norse code for!!!! :-O
147 posted on 09/05/2008 10:36:42 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative leaning toward the McCain/Palin ticket now!!)
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To: mnehrling

My last name is Nehrling. It is a German name. Some Germans where Nazis.

You have some explaining to do don’t you???

Maybe you and other Germans can stop posting until after the election, we don’t all want to be portrayed as Nazi’s here on Free Republic.


148 posted on 09/05/2008 10:37:25 AM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: mikrofon
[The Heath family] received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise

That's code talk for white-supremacist militia types, I'm tellin' ya...

Yep, has to be. But, DUmmies, don't let the fact you're talking about 1926 in the American Northwest and Hitler didn't come to power in Germany until 1933 get in the way of a good clue...

149 posted on 09/05/2008 10:38:06 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: mnehrling
I thought Trig was short for Trigonometry, which has its roots in ancient Egypt (North Africa).

Nah, it's probably short for "Trigger". Being what/who she is, she's probably a big Roy Rogers fan...

150 posted on 09/05/2008 10:46:56 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism."

Wait just a darn minute here....it deserves "serious investigative journalism"and the DUmmies want K.O. and Rachel Mad-cow on it?

That proves they're DUmber than even I gave them credit for.

But that said, I hope K.O. and Mad-cow start beating this drum and beating it loud. Just so it blows up right in their face.

151 posted on 09/05/2008 10:47:06 AM PDT by libs_kma (NOBAMA. Keep the change)
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To: wideawake

Palin of the Arctic


152 posted on 09/05/2008 10:48:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Karl Henriksson, Norse-American)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; Purrcival

These people had better watch us Germans. Fredericksburg, TX is known for its German background. One day, a German farmer was walking down a lane when he saw a guy bent over and scooping water from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted “Trink das vasser nicht! Die kuhen haben dahin gescheissen!” Which means “Don’t drink the water. The cows just pooped in it”.

The fellow stood up and called back “I’m just down from New York and helping on the Obama campaign. Please speak English”.

To which the farmer replied “Use both hands, you’ll get more”!


153 posted on 09/05/2008 10:53:17 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: PJ-Comix
She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish.

My FRiends, that would be productive decent Americans in flyover country like most of us.

154 posted on 09/05/2008 10:56:10 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So the fact that my grandfather changed the SPELLING of his name from "Karl Henriksson" to "Charles Henrickson" when he came from Sweden to America--that makes him a LIAR?? Uh, you don't want to mess with us Norsemen. . . .

The fact my paternal granddad was named Karl Friedrich yet was known through life as Fred, My dad's name was Fred, My middle name is Fredric, my son's name is Frederick, I named my dog Hans Friedrich, and both my dad and my father-in-law were named Frederick Ralph, must mean both sides of my and my wife's families are interrelated. Oh, the horror!

155 posted on 09/05/2008 10:57:27 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

LOL! Like she's a liar because the Palins changed the spelling.

And this was just too much -

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

Another excellent example to argue the fact that all DU posters are either 14 years old, chemically altered or conservative trolls. No way an actual thinking human being posted that with genuine intent.

156 posted on 09/05/2008 10:57:52 AM PDT by agrace
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Hockey mom" is Norse Code for "Nazi."

Is that "Hocky mom" or "Hokimom"? Any DU lurkers out there wanna do a Google search for "Hokimom" to see what relevance it has to White Supremacy?

157 posted on 09/05/2008 11:00:57 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: CarolTX

And don’t forget the kid who knew something about white supremacy because he/she dabbled in it when it was a kid but is a lib now that it is grown. That should be enough evidence to convict right there.


158 posted on 09/05/2008 11:01:12 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: word_warrior_bob
Maybe you and other Germans can stop posting until after the election, we don’t all want to be portrayed as Nazi’s here on Free Republic.

Oh, no. You can't take my keyboard away from me. I'll post until I die. It's in my blood, don't ya know...

159 posted on 09/05/2008 11:02:32 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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To: bcsco

Oh!

Dem whacky wendish!


160 posted on 09/05/2008 11:02:35 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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