DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-08 (Beyond the Palin: Let's THANK the KOmmies for their vile attacks!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2008 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Arrowhead1952]

I don't think the evidence is there to claim Trig is Bristol's son. . . .

[THANX, though, Head KOmmie KOs, for letting that rumor take life on your site! That was so ludicrous and outrageous you made an incredible fool of yourself!]

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I don't like how WE are getting blamed for this.

[Hee! Hee! THANX!]

Well KOmmie, you were carrying the water for the DBM and the BOWEL Movement, even since he told them to lay off.

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MOST of us were telling people to STOP the rumors.

[Yeah, right.]

Most of the DUmmies, KOmmies and HUffpos were just adding fuel to the fires.

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The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family.

[Oh, yes, THANK YOU! This is the kind of sexist, hypocritical crap that will push people over to defend her! Desperate Housewives? No, Desperate KOmmies!]

This KOmmie is a product of the public skhrool system, including "tragedy TV" mentions..

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The baby is NOT hers! At SEVEN months, her co-workers didn't know. She was still jogging, traveling etc. ... She's a LIAR!

[Is that you, Jann Wenner? Don't want to leave you out in our round of thanx! That current Us Weekly cover is BRILLIANT! Will anger and alienate MILLIONS of women!]

One of our neighbors was also travelling, running and working over eight hours a day when she was SEVEN months pregnant. She even drove herself to the hospital the day her labor started.

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I'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

[Karl Rove. Get over it.]

LOL. Rove is EVERYWHERE.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"One of our neighbors was also travelling, running and working over eight hours a day when she was SEVEN months pregnant. She even drove herself to the hospital the day her labor started."

I worked with a girl, she was a tiny little thing, and at 9 months pregnant you could not tell she was pregnant. I was amazed.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Running lay-ups and doing the 3-man-weave. Just warming up, alright.

[Arrowhead1952]

she was a tiny little thing, and at 9 months pregnant you could not tell she was pregnant.

There was a lady (also a small lady) at our church who missed church one Sunday, and the pastor had a prayer of thanks for a NEW baby. Everyone was amazed that she had kept it a total secret for nine months. She had the baby in late Dec, so her coat "hid" what little was showing.

[RightWingTeen]

So much for abstinence-only education.

Hey DUmmy poster, your mom should have ABORTED you, since you are a NON-PRODUCTIVE AMERICAN!!

but a second rumor floating around Alaska circles turns out to have been true: The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant. . .

Yes, John Edwards said it isn't his child! Bristol has BRAINS, so we knew she'd do the right thing and marry Levi!

It's obvious Bristol would've been better served with a discussion about safe sex.

Instead, she's now facing a shotgun wedding to the baby's father.

At least Bristol and Levi aren't ABORTING the BABY like you would!! They are going to get married. I know, DUmmy poster, you want Man-man, man-animal, female-female, female-animal marriages, but Bristol and Levi will be doing a man-wife marriage!!

WHO's the BIOLOGICAL mother of that infant?

Trig's Bio-mom is Sarah Palin, the next VP of the US! Trig's Dad is Todd. The baby growing in Bristol bio-mom is Bristol and the baby bio-dad is Levi.

'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

Trig's DAD is NOT Bill Clinton or Hussien Obama or John Edwards. Trig's dad is Alaska's 'FIRST DUDE', Todd Palin.

[Purrcival]

Hee hee..that’s a keeper! But she needs more heads on the wall.

[3catsanadog]

The DUmmies still cannot explain how a 17-year old could be 5 months pregnant now and yet have a baby 4 months ago.

[Purrcival]

Your humble pingee is breathlessly awaiting a new DUFU, especially after last night! The DUmmies must be apoplectic.

[Paul Heinzman]

I had planned on doing one tonight, but I’m just not up to it. Sarah was wonderful, wasn’t she? She really shut the DUmmies up. I haven’t seen any threads about her getting 13 million more viewers than Plugs and only about a million fewer than Obama.

[PJ-Comix]

I’ll probably do a DUFU tomorrow AM. BTW, if starting sometime next week, you all don’t hear from me for awhile, it is because Hurricane Ike is headed this way. New track shows it coming uncomfortable close which means we could be losing electricity for at least a few days...or longer.