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DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-08 (Beyond the Palin: Let's THANK the KOmmies for their vile attacks!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2008 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/03/2008 4:20:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics.

But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE! Let's THANK the Looney Left, as exemplified and led by Head KOmmie KOs, for their beyond-the-pale, sexist, hypocritical, personal smears of Governor Palin and her children. THANX, Head KOmmie KOs! You have KOntributed mightily to the success of the McCain-Palin campaign, as we will see now via your THREAD from Monday, "So much for abstinence-only education."

So let's barbecue some mooseburgers and crack open an ice-cold Palin Ale, as we celebrate the backfiring barrage of the KOmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready to hoop and holler for Governor Palin's speech along with the many millions extra watching because of the stupidity of the Lowlife Left, is in the [brackets]:

So much for abstinence-only education

[So much for the New Politics.]

I don't think the evidence is there to claim Trig is Bristol's son. . . .

[THANX, though, Head KOmmie KOs, for letting that rumor take life on your site! That was so ludicrous and outrageous you made an incredible fool of yourself!]

but a second rumor floating around Alaska circles turns out to have been true: The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant. . . .

[WHOO! Run with that, KOs! Alienate the rest of America with your gutter attacks!]

Teens will do what they will do.

[KOmmies will do what they do: Sink to the lowest possible level. You just can't resist the temptation!]

It's obvious Bristol would've been better served with a discussion about safe sex.

[It's obvious KOs would've been better served with a discussion about angry backlash.]

Instead, she's now facing a shotgun wedding to the baby's father.

[Instead, the Lowlife Leftist Media is now facing a boiling-mad reaction from decent Americans. Now let's hear from your little KOmmie lowlifes. . . .]

I don't like how WE are getting blamed for this.

[Hee! Hee! THANX!]

MOST of us were telling people to STOP the rumors.

[Yeah, right.]

And if McCain had vetted his f*cking "choice" this wouldn't be happening.

[You blame McCain for YOUR lowlife personal attacks?? Hey, you're actually succeeding in getting a lot of us conservatives to SUPPORT McCain! Who'da thunk it?]

Maybe we should just send birth control pills and condoms and leave it at that.

[Maybe we should send you flowers and candy for rallying the Republicans!]

The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family. A five month old baby with life long learning differences? What is it that is missing in Sara's life that she would need to be VP of the United States?

[Oh, yes, THANK YOU! This is the kind of sexist, hypocritical crap that will push people over to defend her! Desperate Housewives? No, Desperate KOmmies!]

I'm glad you had the good taste not to talk about Directional Drilling, Blow-Outs, Mud Pumping and other such crudities that might come to the mind of us oil field trash. I, on the other hand, have no such common decency.

[No, you don't! And that's what I like about you guys! Your lack of common decency is alienating MILLIONS of Americans and giving the Left a bad name! THANX!]

at the risk of descending further into the abyss. . . .

[Oh, you're already there! Go for it!]

I suspect we will all have the decency to leave the issue alone. . . .

[And there you would be wrong!]

Perfect storm?

[Yes, a Perfect ROVIAN Storm! And you fell for it!]

I frankly don't understand why people are calling this "vetting" unclassy.

[Stay classy, KOmmieland!]

Palin has so much DRAMA going on in her personal life. . . . And now, on top of all that, McCain picks her as the best qualified person to run for Vice-President. Still, the press does not think anything untoward of all this. I am f*cking disgusted.

[AMERICA is disgusted--with your vile slime, promulgated by your accomplices in the press. THANX!]

The baby is NOT hers! At SEVEN months, her co-workers didn't know. She was still jogging, traveling etc. ... She's a LIAR!

[Is that you, Jann Wenner? Don't want to leave you out in our round of thanx! That current Us Weekly cover is BRILLIANT! Will anger and alienate MILLIONS of women!]

Can we please be sure that we don't tar all women who return to work within three days as thoughtless mothers. . . .

[Only attack Republicans.]

WHO's the BIOLOGICAL mother of that infant?

[Oh, my! You are driving up the TV audience for Governor Palin's speech THROUGH THE ROOF! Thank you SO much! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!]

I'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

[Karl Rove. Get over it.]

Well, that's enough for now, folks. One can only spend so much time in the sewer. Now to DKOmtaminate myself and get ready for Governor Palin's extra-ratings, rip-roarin' speech! THANX again, KOmmies!


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KEYWORDS: dailykos; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; kommies; kos; palin
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

That’s it, man......Thank you PJ and CH for finally pushing me over the edge!!!!! I am SO sick of the DBM having control over this nation!!! What they have said about Sarah Palin is BEYOND THE PALE!!!


21 posted on 09/03/2008 6:00:31 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism - falconparty.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The KOs and MSM has really shown their colors . Obanana a friend of terrorist a communist drug attic “lying muslim “ belongs(ed) to a hate the Jews , hate America church . Total history of hate America . Slick talker like most con men and has the experience of a McDonald’s Manager ( no offense to McDonald’s managers)and has given one speech where he tried to act bipartisan . ONE F,ING SPEECH .... And where is any MSM worry about the ONE ??? /rant

At least the base is rallied , we might even get the vote out and start helping this ticket ... YEAH !!!


22 posted on 09/03/2008 6:02:44 PM PDT by Deetes ( (God Bless the Troops) .)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Spitting-bullets mad.

When Sarah (Madam Vice President) starts spitting bullets, pretty soon now, she'll mow down everything in her path. Starting with the MSM firewall. Attack a mother's kids? A mother from Alaska (or any other state where you have to work for a living)?

That's about as stupid a thing as you can do.

I can't wait. I almost feel sorry for Biden. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. That yankee doodle dandy will wish he didn't have so much hair to pull. Opossum will wish he didn't have such big ears to pull, and they'll both wish their asses weren't so big because every time they show them (and they will) Sarah's boot prints are going to show.

23 posted on 09/03/2008 6:07:10 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics. But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE!

You're a better man than I, Charles. I'm still angry at these people's mothers for a failure to teach them propriety and respect, since blaming mothers seems to be the rage these days.

24 posted on 09/03/2008 6:11:25 PM PDT by kevkrom (McCain/Palin '08 -- Palin / ??? '12)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family. A five month old baby with life long learning differences? What is it that is missing in Sara's life that she would need to be VP of the United States?

Ok my brain must be shot because this stream of words made no sense at all.

The writer has learning differences.

25 posted on 09/03/2008 6:14:31 PM PDT by ALPAPilot
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To: Charles Henrickson

Horay! You used the photo I pointed out to PJ!


26 posted on 09/03/2008 6:20:25 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Horay! You used the photo I pointed out to PJ!


27 posted on 09/03/2008 6:20:36 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: kevkrom
“I'm still angry at these people's mothers for a failure to teach them propriety and respect, since blaming mothers seems to be the rage these days.” kevkrom

Post of the day!

28 posted on 09/03/2008 6:27:09 PM PDT by allmendream (If "the New Yorker" makes a joke, and liberals don't get it, is it still funny?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Pirates of the Caribouin'.

Curse of the Black Peril.

29 posted on 09/03/2008 6:40:05 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And what about the guy with the eagle coming out of his head, anyway?)
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To: ALPAPilot

All the enraged mudslinging has succeeded in rallying the base and ensuring The Palin/McCain ticket will win in November, just so long as they don’t get rattled and falter.


30 posted on 09/03/2008 6:44:10 PM PDT by arthurus (Old age and guile beats youth and enthusiasm.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And now, on top of all that, McCain picks her as the best qualified person to run for Vice-President.

And does this maroon actually believe that the perennial bride's maid in the Presidential race, the loser Joe Biden is the best qualified person in the entire Democrat universe?

For the life of me, I can't understand how any of these people function on a day to day basis.

31 posted on 09/03/2008 6:49:15 PM PDT by par4 (Scruting the inscrutable since the 20th century)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They believe in a pregnant teenager’s right to privacy...unless her mom is a Republican running for Veep.


32 posted on 09/03/2008 7:55:50 PM PDT by E Rocc (Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator. (http://groups.myspace.com/freepers))
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To: Charles Henrickson

“It’s not my fault! She’s Republican! She made me rape her!”


33 posted on 09/03/2008 8:00:40 PM PDT by kenth (Will Rogers never met Barack Obama.)
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To: Deetes
Slick talker like most con men and has the experience of a McDonald’s Manager

Please don't insult hard working McDonald's managers by equating their managerial skills and experience in a position of responsibility with Obamessiah's total lack of same.

Any 20 year old man or woman who has managed a McDonald's restaurant, and I use the term "restaurant" loosely, for one year has 365 times more managerial experience and has acquired at least 365 times more management skills than Obamessiah has in the entire 45 years that he has been on this planet.

That is, assuming that he's a native of this planet and not a time traveler from another dimension similar to ours. The Oval Office during a time of war is no place for a trainee from another dimension to acquire management experience.

34 posted on 09/03/2008 9:20:39 PM PDT by epow (Choose ye this day whom you will serve.......but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.)
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To: Paul Heinzman; PJ-Comix
Vice-President-elect Palin's speech tonight was Albert Pujols vs. Brad Lidge, October 2005, with the media/Obama-Biden as Brad Lidge.


35 posted on 09/03/2008 9:21:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I hope you post any threads they put up about how this whole thing is backfiring on them.


36 posted on 09/03/2008 10:02:24 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Sarah Palin--the man Biden and Obama wish they could be.)
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To: Darkwolf377; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
I hope you post any threads they put up about how this whole thing is backfiring on them.

Reaction to Sarah's speech would seem to be the order of the day for tomorrow's DUFU(s).

37 posted on 09/03/2008 10:05:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Democrat talking points have already started. Palin’s speech was “mean-spirited” and “insulting”. (Don’t you DARE criticize the Obamessiah!) There was even a person who claimed to be “Independent” who called in to C-SPAN during the few minutes I was watching that channel. He said that Palin’s speech was “snide”, and that it would drive Independent voters away.

We have a HIT, folks!!!!!

Palin ain’t going NOWHERE, Donks! You tried to drive her off the ticket, and you FAILED!!! You hear that?? YOU FAILED!!! DEAL WITH IT!


38 posted on 09/03/2008 10:26:02 PM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
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39 posted on 09/04/2008 4:27:03 AM PDT by davidosborne (SARAH PALIN for VP ---- McCain is just the "baggage" that comes with that VOTE !!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
The DUmmies seem a bit stunned this morning. Not many bonfires there. Reality sets in.

Hey, Obama! Hey, Biden! That was Sarah warming up. YOU SURE YOU STILL WANNA PLAY?

40 posted on 09/04/2008 5:06:17 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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