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DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)
NewsBusters ^ | September 9, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 09/02/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies and KOmmies are really piling on Sarah Palin bigtime for all manner of perceived sins. However, one of the most ridiculous of the slams is attacking her for being a (gasp!) FEMALE hunter as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if this DUmmie accuses conservatives of being sexist but feels fine with posting this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies attack Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for them to attack Sarah for that time she illegally ripped a tag off her mattress, is in the [brackets]:

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]

It's about the least attractive thing a woman could ever do in my opinion. I eat meat and understand that some hunting is necessary to control animal populations but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out. I like to think of women as gentle, kind and loving and enjoyment of the violence of hunting just doesn't seem to fit with those qualities. If a family is poor and can really use the meat I think its fine, but respect for the animal should be taught to the children like the Indians taught their children when an animal was killed for survival. Women who like to kill animals simply seem neanderthal to me and if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

[Does that mean you are against women serving in combat? Now on to the other DUmmies...]

Hunting just for the fun of killing an animal = Bullfighting = Cockfighting= Dogfighting. Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.

[Yeah. People who hunt shouldn't be enjoying it. Same goes for fishing.]

I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season. For them, it is not about ego. It is about nutrition for their kids

[It's okay for fathers to hunt but verboten for mothers?]

I also have a cougar skin.Now before you jump, this cougar died in a flood.Rescuers attempted to get him out of a swift current but the attempt failed.I was lucky because I knew some of the rescuers,they knew I loved cats,aso they called,told me the story and offered me the cat. So I took the skin. There were NO holes in it,no trap marks nothing. it's head was a little bigger than normal and it was very wet.It was alot of work to fix it.I have a deep connection to felines.The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

[A DUmmie gets an erotic dream from sleeping with a stuffed cougar.]

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

[I bet you had a wet dream that night.]

Sarah Palin is no hero - she is what makes hunters look like fools. Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights? Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? Maybe some research into palin's hunting habits are in order? Just a THOUGHT. She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...

[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]

I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it.

[I've eaten sea urchin eggs straight out of the sea urchin. Does that count?]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]

Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

[I thought it is comedy that's not pretty. At least according to Steve Martin.]


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KEYWORDS: catfight; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; girlymen; palin; personaldestruction; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix
I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

Then you should not be attracted to any woman who EATS animals, since those animals wouldn't be killed unless there were people to eat them.

61 posted on 09/02/2008 12:35:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dweeb DUmmies Palin comparison to Wonder Woman Sarah.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's about the least attractive thing a woman could ever do. . . .

Less attractive than Helen Thomas skinny-dipping??

Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.

62 posted on 09/02/2008 12:36:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dweeb DUmmies Palin comparison to Wonder Woman Sarah.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I eat meat. . . .

Do you enjoy it?

You sound like a hypocrite to me, DUmmie. Do you think meat grows on trees?

63 posted on 09/02/2008 12:38:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dweeb DUmmies Palin comparison to Wonder Woman Sarah.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out.

You'd rather eat animals with the guts IN??

64 posted on 09/02/2008 12:40:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dweeb DUmmies Palin comparison to Wonder Woman Sarah.)
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To: PJ-Comix
respect for the animal should be taught to the children like the Indians taught their children when an animal was killed for survival

As when, for example, the Indians drove tens of thousands of Bison over cliffs into Buffalo jumps? Their Gaian devotions must have been quite pithy indeed on those occasions. Or maybe when Indians burned down whole forests to improve the quality of future hunts? This is what happens when your whole exposure to aboriginal Americans comes from a fifteen second scene in last of the Mohicans, I guess.

Apparently the meat-eaters on this DUmmie thread have even less idea of what goes on in a feed lot or in an abattoir than they do American Indian ecological practices. Oy. Do we really have to let these dimwits vote?

65 posted on 09/02/2008 12:43:22 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Please step away from the keyboard, and let's discuss this as if one of us is a rational human being)
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To: PJ-Comix
I like to think of women as gentle, kind and loving and enjoyment of the violence of hunting just doesn't seem to fit with those qualities.

You ever see a lioness take down a zebra? You ever hear of Diana, goddess of THE HUNT?

Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.

66 posted on 09/02/2008 12:43:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dweeb DUmmies Palin comparison to Wonder Woman Sarah.)
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To: PJ-Comix
if I ever found out a girl-fried. . . .

What if she grilled? It's less fattening, you know.

67 posted on 09/02/2008 12:45:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dweeb DUmmies Palin comparison to Wonder Woman Sarah.)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
I am straight and don't date men but if I did. . . .

Benburch is on the edge of his seat. . . .

68 posted on 09/02/2008 12:48:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
Cockfighting. . . .

Now ben is REALLY interested!

69 posted on 09/02/2008 12:50:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but . . .

. . . but I still want to take this opportunity to attack Sarah Palin.

70 posted on 09/02/2008 12:52:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.)
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; Paul Heinzman
I also have a cougar skin.

Aren't there ointments or antibiotics that can help with that?

71 posted on 09/02/2008 12:54:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.)
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To: PJ-Comix
this cougar died in a flood.

D*MN that Bush!

72 posted on 09/02/2008 12:55:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.)
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To: PJ-Comix
when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me. . . .

How about when bats bark at the moon?


73 posted on 09/02/2008 1:02:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.)
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To: Army Air Corps
....”Unlike these DUers, I have always thought that there was something indescribably hot about a woman who knows how to handle a firearm. A woman who digs hunting is even better”....

Exactly!

My wife is actually a little like Sarah. She a 43 year old mother who loves hunting, fishing, camping, or anything to do with the outdoors.

We are both lifelong shooters. On her first birthday after our wedding, my father's gift to her was- another pistol. For our 20th wedding anniversary last fall my family gave us a cruise to Mexico. She looked just as good in her bikini in Mexico as she did this summer in jeans and a scruffy shirt while we were fishing.

We are fortunate to live on some land that is still far enough out in the country to have our own shooting range. It is but a few dozen yards outside the backdoor. We load all our own ammo (I have never counted but am certain it amounts to thousands of rounds per year). She is a very good shot, better than I am. And if someone every attacked her family with all these slanders, the way the liberals are attacking Sarah's, there is a chance that they might just find out how good of a shot she is!

74 posted on 09/02/2008 1:03:24 PM PDT by Mtner77
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To: PJ-Comix

So when is the Great Pumpkin Biden story coming out?


75 posted on 09/02/2008 2:49:56 PM PDT by RatsDawg (I love Palin :))
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To: PJ-Comix
I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

I doubt you could ever date any woman.

76 posted on 09/02/2008 3:03:10 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season. For them, it is not about ego. It is about nutrition for their kids

Yeah, they eat on it from the neck down but that head is going up in the den.

77 posted on 09/02/2008 3:06:17 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something.

Then you're not cooking it right.

78 posted on 09/02/2008 3:42:27 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix

WOW , This is even more DUmb and FUnnie then most of the deranged DUmmies. So she is to Manly to be VP , LOL , She’s just not a Lady , I thought that was a dirty word in the DUmp.

And a DUmmie that sleeps with stuffed cougars . You couldn’t make this shit up !!!!!

They see the writing on the wall . Nothing but new shrink visits and mental health drugs in the Dummies future :-))))))


79 posted on 09/02/2008 3:52:22 PM PDT by Deetes ( (God Bless the Troops) .)
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To: PJ-Comix

That reminds me. I need to order Ted Nugent’s new book.


80 posted on 09/02/2008 3:53:40 PM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Praise God and pass the ammunition!)
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