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DUmmie FUnnies 08-31-08 (Pied Piper Pitt Has A New "Scoop")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 31, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/31/2008 6:31:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

ATTENTION ALL REPORTERS!!! Start checking your Blackberries! William Rivers Pitt has another news scoop! You should find out about it in 24 business hours. And the amazing scoop can be described in just one word according to Pitt: "Eagleton." Ironically, Pitt might finally get a scoop right but in the wrong way. The Pied Piper thinks this will apply to Sarah Palin being removed from the ticket but I happen to know that it will be Joe Biden who will be facing the same situation due to a certain piece of material out there that will surface soon...maybe in 24 business hours. This material would be like watching Tom Eagleton actually undergoing electro-shock therapy. However, I really don't want Biden to be removed from the Obama ticket. It is much better for him to remain where he is and pull Obama and all the other Democrats down, unable to recover from the loss for at least another generation. So it turns out that Pitt is right but in 180 degrees the wrong way as you can see in his DUmmie THREAD titled, "So...the top post on Talking Points Memo is 1 word long...one name, really...and a question mark..." Therefore let us join Pitt in mid "scoop" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the "Eagleton" word will soon be resurrected but not in the direction that Pitt hopes, is in the [brackets]:

So...the top post on Talking Points Memo is 1 word long...one name, really...and a question mark...

[The Pied Piper Pitt memo is 1 word long: "Drunk."]

"Eagleton?"

["Biden?"]

For the edification of any who don't yet know about one of the more remarkably grotesque political debacles in modern American history.

[As big a debacle as the scoop about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006? While we wait 24 business hours for Pitt's scoop to materialize, let us join the DUmmies in progress...]

I don't get it...is it the replacement thing or the mental health thing? Or is there some other significance to the name.

[There was a lot of significance to the name of Jason Leopold, half of the famous investigative team of Leopold & Lib who broke the Karl Rove indictment scoop.]

The replacement thing. They are implying she will have to be replaced. They might have used "Miers?"

[Or "Biden?"]

Well, McGovern lost the election after Eagleton thing. I think they are implying this could cost McCain the election if he has to replace her.

[Note to Obama: Please don't replace Joe Biden after a certain piece of material is revealed. BTW, one other person other than Charles Henrickson is privy to the material. FReeper faq put on his Sherlock Holmes hat and figured it all out to the extent that he even knows the date and location of the material. Oh, I am also going to have to swear faq to an oath of omerta.]

Who would he choose for his encore?

[Hillary? But I don't want Obama to make a switch. I hope he stands 1000% behind Joe Biden.]

Eagleton, for those who don't remember, was tapped to be a VP running mate and then had to be un-tapped. It was very bad all the way around.

[Watching a video of Joe Biden in Beaver, PA, I am wondering if he tapped a keg there.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; joebiden; williampitt
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL, on your own thread at that.

I’m surprised Biden wasn’t thrown under the bus immediately after the announcement of Palin.


41 posted on 08/31/2008 9:15:45 AM PDT by kenth (Will Rogers never met Barack Obama.)
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To: hoagy62

LOL! OBiden Bin Imbibin’


42 posted on 08/31/2008 9:31:38 AM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: PJ-Comix

ROFL!!!

I will have to reuse that one, with permission, of course! Dayum that’s funny!


43 posted on 08/31/2008 9:34:18 AM PDT by farlander (Try not to wear milk bone underwear - it's a dog eat dog financial world)
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To: PJ-Comix

Does Pitt know what you know?


44 posted on 08/31/2008 9:39:43 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

Is this the Biden video?


45 posted on 08/31/2008 9:59:57 AM PDT by RatsDawg (I love Palin :))
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To: RatsDawg

aww I was late to the party. didn’t know it was posted already.


46 posted on 08/31/2008 10:02:34 AM PDT by RatsDawg (I love Palin :))
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To: PJ-Comix
Anything to do with this?

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/08/joe_bidens_plagiarism_problem.html

 

47 posted on 08/31/2008 10:25:22 AM PDT by txroadkill (Sarah Palin - Vote for her?!? Hell, I want to marry her!)
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To: PJ-Comix
So...the top post on Talking Points Memo is 1 word long...one name, really...and a question mark...

Pitt's bar tab?
Pitt's journalism "experience"?
DUmmie inteligence? (Actually, that's more an oxymoron.)
Obama's "best possible" VP pick?

The list could get quite long....

48 posted on 08/31/2008 10:29:00 AM PDT by dirtbiker (My Walmart still has 7 copies of "An Inconvenient Truth" on the shelf)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey PJ-Comix/Larry Sinclair when are you going to put up or shut up?!?

And PJ, before you go firing away, you had better know that that was said with ALL SARCASM to ask the real question....please, please tell us when we are gonna pop the corks? :OP

49 posted on 08/31/2008 10:44:31 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (OBAMA: He was a flop before he became a flipper.)
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To: txroadkill
Nobody's going to care about a four decades old charge of plagiarism from law school. Especially from that venue, lawyers crib everything from law books as a part of their "practice". Besides, Barry's plagiarized his old buddy Deval more times than anyone can count.

Now, my question is, is 24 business hours equal to three business days?

50 posted on 08/31/2008 10:50:56 AM PDT by hunter112 (John McCain might just have made a decision that has earned him my vote with Sarah Palin.)
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To: hunter112
That's the problem with the Rats. Evidence of wrong doing gives them a boost in their party.

Best line from the whole race came from Newsbusted:

"John Edwards admitted to having an affair today, or as Democrats call it, being 'Presidential'"

51 posted on 08/31/2008 11:02:37 AM PDT by txroadkill (Sarah Palin - Vote for her?!? Hell, I want to marry her!)
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To: beezdotcom; PJ-Comix; econjack

I, for one, am willing to wait for the PJ’s news to break in due season. Whatever it is, we don’t want it to hit the news too early. The RATS will go to any lengths to replace their Veep candidate with another more favorable candidate, even if it’s well past the legal deadline (IS there a legal deadline for this?). Remember a few years ago with the New Jersey Senate race. I can’t remember who replaced whom, but it was definitely past the legal deadline to replace their candidate. They weaseled their way through it, anyway.


52 posted on 08/31/2008 11:03:23 AM PDT by Purrcival (Go, PUMA, GO! Your job isn't over yet! You may think it is, but it's not.)
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To: RatsDawg

That’s OK. It’s worth a repeat performanc! :)


53 posted on 08/31/2008 11:04:41 AM PDT by Purrcival (Go, PUMA, GO! Your job isn't over yet! You may think it is, but it's not.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ref: my “the PJ’s” typo in the previous post.

Of course, “the” PJ has similar usage to “the” Donald.


54 posted on 08/31/2008 11:08:22 AM PDT by Purrcival (Go, PUMA, GO! Your job isn't over yet! You may think it is, but it's not.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do we know if the youtube video in question is the real deal?

There is very little about the history of that video.


55 posted on 08/31/2008 11:19:04 AM PDT by RatsDawg (I love Palin :))
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To: PJ-Comix

Here’s a scoop: “Pitt Plagiarizes Again.” Seriously; the name Eagleton came up in the DUmp within minutes of McCain’s announcement. Proving, yet again, that the DUmmies don’t just need elecro-shock therapy like Eagleton did; they are flat out certifiable.


56 posted on 08/31/2008 11:24:32 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix
For the edification of any who don't yet know about one of the more remarkably grotesque political debacles in modern American history...

...stay in school. I will come up.

57 posted on 08/31/2008 11:26:06 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Does it have to do with his DUI, I have heard rumors about that on the net.


58 posted on 08/31/2008 11:27:46 AM PDT by RatsDawg (I love Palin :))
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To: Paul Heinzman

OK; “I” = “It.” Boy, that one’s embarrassing.


59 posted on 08/31/2008 11:28:06 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The replacement thing. They are implying she will have to be replaced. They might have used "Miers?"

Sarah doesn't need replaced, she needs to be cloned.

60 posted on 08/31/2008 11:40:06 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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