Posted on 08/29/2008 3:20:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Before I get into how the DUmmies are already attacking Sarah Palin, let me congratulate the Democrat ticket of Obama bin Biden for choosing Beaver County, Pennsylvania for their campaign kickoff. That is why Li'l Beaver is making his cameo appearance in this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.
Okay, now for Sarah Palin. Oddly enough, your humble correspondent was good buddies as a youngster with an Eskimo from Alaska. And the strangest thing about this is that this was when I was living in Puerto Rico. Fred Duncan might have been the ONLY Eskimo in Puerto Rico. I sure never met another one there. He was in my class from about the sixth to eighth grade. What happened was that Fred was adopted by an elderly white couple in Alaska who later moved to Puerto Rico. The main thing I remember about them is how fanatical they were about their pet Pekinese dogs who won consistently at dog shows down there. The other big thing I remember about Fred Duncan is that he was HUGE. I mean the guy was over six feet tall at the age of 12. Plus he had a lot of weight on him. Fred's method of fighting was to merely jump on top of his opponents and simply crush them under his weight. However, Fred wasn't a bully. In fact, he was incredibly sensitive. One time I remember him sobbing uncontrollably with tears streaming down his face. I can't remember exactly why he was crying but it wasn't because of fighting. Like I said, he was a sensitive guy despite his size. What else do I remember about Fred? Well, I got an education on Alaska since he told stories, in his peculiar accent, about the tundra.
Okay, so much for my Alaska nostalgia via Puerto Rico. The subject of this DUFU edition is how the DUmmies are already slamming Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Obama (Camp) Response to Palin." So let us now watch the DUmmies gang up on Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Fred Duncan crushing a bunch of DUmmies under his weight, is in the [brackets]:
Obama (Camp) Response to Palin
[I think Joe Biden's hair plugs are already falling out.]
Source: TIME - Mark Halperin
“Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency. Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush’s failed economic policies — that’s not the change we need, it’s just more of the same,” said Bill Burton, Obama Campaign Spokesman.
[LOL! Obama is complaining about Palin's lack of foreign policy experience?]
Sarah's okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency? No f****** way.
[Meanwhile it is perfectly all right to have been a "community activist" working with a corrupt organization like ACORN and spending only about 143 days in the U.S. Senate doing nothing.]
Palin Is A Wacko; Expose Her! Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!
[Holding a salmon with a hook in it's mouth? Gestapo torturer!!!]
KO Will Rip Palin. Did anyone see how KO rip the AP for being biased against Obama's speech. Great stuff. Where would we be without him? KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.
[That's the MO of KO.]
She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???
[Uh-Oh!]
Biggest blunder since McGovern chose Eagleton
[What I know about Biden is going to make the Eagleton problem seem like small potatoes. Watch for the Biden scandal to break in either 24 business hours or soon after the Republican convention.]
I hear she likes mooseburgers!
[She just lost the Bullwinkle vote.]
I really hope this backfires. But again the media will play this BS up. Hopefully the American people won't bite.
[They might like a bite of mooseburger.]
Worst choice since Caligula appointed his horse.
[Mr. Ed?]
DO NOT FORGET WHO YOU ARE FIGHTING WITH. THEY ARE ( GOP) THE LOWEST AND DIRTIEST POLITICAL PARTY IN MODERN WORLD. THEY DO ANYTHING AND SAY ANYTHING TO WIN , JUST LIKE MCINSANE
[Taking a recess break from your Rubber Room, eh Mr. Caps?]
She hunts wolves from helicopters. how sick is that? They run down wolves with a helicopter and when they finally collapse from exhaustion the mighty hunters blast them with high powered rifles. She's a perfect successor to Cheney.
[I hate hunters who use semi-automatic rifles in helicopters. When I go helicopter hunting I set my AK-47 on full automatic. DIE INNOCENT FOREST CRITTERS!!!]
Beauty Queens for McCain!!!!
[Bar Hags for Obama!!!]
She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.
[Said the DUmmie from NARAL.]
Biden is going to eat her alive! Hit fast, hit hard. Give her hell, Joe!
[By the time of the vice-presidential debate, Biden will be demoralized by a certain release of information that will happen in 24 business hours.]
Puma loves it. They are wild with delight over at the PUMA board. YEA!!
[Uh-oh!]
I read that earlier today, and it is one of the most vile things I’ve ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon.
As for plain politics, they are amazing in their gall to complain about her supposed lack of experience in light of their main candidate. But the orders filtered down through the democrat/evil hive-mind, and DUmmie and press alike started the experience attack at the same time.
What about when Obama appointed Arugula?
My God. This is actually mainstream Obama thought..
According to the oh-so-liberals, conservatives supposed to be the lightening rods of hatred in this country.
This type of language makes me ill. Who do they think they are?
What if unmarried Stanley Ann Dunham had followed your advice when she got knocked up by the seed-sower from Kenya?
PARTY UNITY, MY ALASKA!!
That is something I have thought about all day since I heard the news. If Bill got any points for showing up at Baracks pre-coronation party he might be able to sway many in the dem upper party crowd. If one thing ends up looking bad for Biden it is the Clinton Klans chance to push to get Biden out and a woman on the ticket.
“For the good of the party” don't you know... If that happened Barack better brief his SS detail to be on the look out for Arkancide.
LOL That pic should have shown the training wheels on Obamas bike.
"That's not the Obama campaign I knew."
Just a bump and showing off my new tagline...
I’ll be the first. NOT GUILTY!
I can't vote for McCain either.
But I can vote for this ticket, to help 2012 come back toward conservatism.
The heck with populations, how many DAYS has Sarah been doing this. MORE than 145 ????????
Accept it BO. You are the LEAST qualified of the 4, and you are about to be humbled by the VP choice of the opposing party. Your career will go down as fast as it came up.
Sleep tight.
I know your right Charles, but I hate disagreeing with the DUmmies ALL the time......
Drag queens for Obama!!!!
Kind of says it all.
Good post Paul.
E UNDERBUS POSSUM
Great one! LOL!
...but I am! ROFL!!!
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