DUmmie FUnnies 08-26-08 ("Bill Clinton AGAIN undermines Obama.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 08/26/2008 | DUmmie jezebel, DUmmies, and Paul Heinzman

[Paul Heinzman]

Bill Clinton just can't seem to say anything to please the DUmmies these days. Well, not the majority of DUmmies, that is. Despite the purging of vocal Hillary supporters that occurred after the June 11 transformation from the "General Discussion - Primaries" forum to the "General Discussion - Presidential" forum, Skinner still has some PUMAs on the prowl. While they cannot overtly express their preference for Her Thighness over The Lightbringer, they will bristle and bare their fangs whenever the mainstream DUmmies (there's an oxymoron for you) post a story about something either Clinton does to undermine Obama's candidacy, as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Bill Clinton AGAIN undermines Obama. They want McCain to win."

So let us now watch as the DUmmies catfight over Bill Clinton's hypothetical in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets].

Bill Clinton AGAIN undermines Obama. They want McCain to win.

http://thehill.com/campaign-2008/bill-clinton-in-denver...

Bill Clinton in Denver again undercuts Obama
By Sam Youngman
Posted: 08/26/08 01:47 PM
DENVER — Bill Clinton appeared to undermine Sen. Barack Obama again Tuesday.
The former president, speaking in Denver, posed a hypothetical question in which he seemed to suggest that that the Democratic Party was making a mistake in choosing Obama as its presidential nominee.

[But...but Bill's all for party unity.]

He said: "Suppose you're a voter, and you've got candidate X and candidate Y. Candidate X agrees with you on everything, but you don't think that candidate can deliver on anything at all. Candidate Y you agree with on about half the issues, but he can deliver. Which candidate are you going to vote for?"

[Y, because we like you.]

Then, perhaps mindful of how his off-the-cuff remarks might be taken, Clinton added after a pause: "This has nothing to do with what's going on now."

[Of course it doesn't, Bill, of course it doesn't.]

[What follows is a continuation of the article which can be found at either of the above links, in which you will find lots of context for the story, but I will save your bandwith for the enjoyment of the catfight that ensues over the Big Dog.]

Who is Bill Clinton, really? In his heart of hearts, who the hell is he?

[He's the person I always knew he was. You're just a slow learner.]

Context is missing sounds like another right wing attempt to cause trouble

[Rove's mind control machine.]

What type of f***ing context do you need for this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Maybe when he says it at tomorrow night's speech?]

The context of hating the Clintons seems to be what you're doing

[And the context of ROTFLOAO seems to be what we're doing.]

You should really consider the source... Sam Youngman is friends with Mitt

[So Clinton didn't say it?]

Personally, I need to know who is candidate X and who is Y.....

[Because the only letter that matter are the (D) or (R) behind the X or the Y.]

Yeah, I don't see mcpow as someone who know how to get anything done.

[He gets a lot done. Some of the stuff he gets done is part of the problem.]

Did you notice Bill's use of the pronoun "he" in describing the candidate who can deliver?
Would that be Hillary or Barack?

[Bravo! DUmmie "Bravo." You get the Kewpie doll. All those years of politically correct attention to pronoun gender bias have finally paid off.]

For the love of God, let it go. We get it, you don't like the Clintons. Now, what will it take to get you to shut the f*** up about that and start working to elect our candidate, Barack Obama?

[Hill and Bill convincing the delegates that Obama is unelectable, making her the nominee.]

The media has been doing this for a while now. They need to sell papers I guess.

[Yes, and now they are resorting to reporting what people actually say to do it. The nerve.]

The next two days, both Clintons need to deliver speeches that start with "John McCain SUCKS, ends with John McCain sucks, and is filled in with 100 more John McCain sucks.

[Sounds like Will Pitt's next post?]

Operation Chaos thanks you for your help. Your check is in the mail.

[You're quite welcome, but your check isn't worth the trip to the bank to bounce it.]

I have no idea what Bill was trying to say, but I don't see how it's about Obama.

[I'm really sorry about that head injury. Get well soon.]

Just STFU, make your little speech tomorrow and go away.

[Just make sure it includes your little "Candidate X / Candidate Y" story.]

Feel better, Clinton-hater?

[Nope. That sense of impending doom is still there.]

On Wednesday, AFTER Hillary and her supporters go through whatever they're going to go through, (and I think she'll do well for Obama), Obama should CUT Bill from the schedule! He's nothing but trouble!

[Oh yeah! PUMA fight!]

When was the last time Bill got laid?

[I bet it's been since the last time you did.]

Is everyone enjoying "Operation Chaos, DU Version" ??

[Immensely.]

"Suppose one candidate is married to a big egomaniac who sold his soul to the devil ...."

[Or suppose two candidates AND their spouses ALL sold their souls to the devil and then all the devil's minions got them together for a four day party in Denver....]

[Charles Henrickson]

"Candidate X agrees with you on everything, but you don't think that candidate can deliver on anything at all."

X marks the Barack?

[Mr. Silverback]

Isn’t it funny how they’re suprised that guy who might perjure himself about the adulterous sex he was having in the Oval Office turned out to be duplicitous? BWAHAHAHA!

[Charles Henrickson]

Personally, I need to know who is candidate X and who is Y.....

The X-Y-Hee! Affair.

[Charles Henrickson]

both Clintons need to deliver speeches that start with "John McCain SUCKS, ends with John McCain sucks, and is filled in with 100 more John McCain sucks.

Bill Clinton doesn't like to talk about people who suck.

[Charles Henrickson]

When was the last time Bill got laid?

By his wife? Well, let's see, Chelsea is, what, 27, 28?

[Charles Henrickson]

Another DUmmie Funnies? Whoa! Let the games begin!

I've got one ready to post, but I thought three in one evening was a bit much.

WE MARCH AT DAWN!

[Roscoe Karns]

Who is Bill Clinton, really? In his heart of hearts, who the hell is he?

In his heart of hearts, he's that stock stag film character, "Harry, the friendly neighbor".

[Purrcival]

Barack X Obama? You might be on to something, Charles.

[Mtner77]

....”Personally, I need to know who is candidate X and who is Y.....

C’mon, we ALL know who has the X- and who has the Y-chromosomes in the Party... “

That seems to be ONE of the big problems the Dims have. It seems that the men are from venus and the women are from mars....

It has got to be tough for BOTH the Dim women and the Dim men.... Knowing that you are the opposite sex from EVERYBODY!

[COBOL2Java]

Does DNC think they can censor Billy boy's speech - from not getting out? LoL!

5 minutes into Slick's speech, be prepared to see...

[Arrowhead1952]

Is everyone enjoying "Operation Chaos, DU Version" ??

[Immensely.]

Snicker. More comments later. This could be a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL].

[PJ-Comix]

Don’t worry about DUFUs running too closely together. From not until Election Day, Nov. 5, there can’t be too many DUFUs. BTW, this is a good time for FReepers to join the DUFU PING list if you aren’t already on it. You don’t want to miss out on the comedy act that is unfolding.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I wonder how many DUmmies will now throw a tantrum at the polls after not seeing and actual choice of voting for candidate X or Y. They will insist to the poll watchers that Bill Clinton told them that would be their choices, and he's never wrong.

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!



STORM ON SKINS'S ISLAND!



PRIMITIVES DETECT A MOLE!



WHICH ONE IS THE MOLE?

PRIMITIVES QUESTION!

MOLE MISIDENTIFIED!

bona fide PRIMITIVE GETS MAUSOLEUMED!

franksolich STILL SAFE!

ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

there are two threads, links on next two comments below

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12241.0.html

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12245.0.html

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I’m bookmarking this as a DUmmie Classic. A must-read for Rush Limbaugh! “Operation Chaos ....” Heck, a must-read for everyone! [Thank you for dubbing the profanity, Paul.]

[RightWingTeen]

Who is Bill Clinton, really? In his heart of hearts, who the hell is he?

Bill Clinton? He was the 42nd president of the USA, he defeated GHW Bush because of Perot running on the Reform Party (What did they Reform?). Bill Clinton's hobbies are RAPING White House interns, bombing asprin factories, murdering people, Laughing and telling jokes - then cry when the cameras was aimed at him - at funerals, telling lies about Rush Limbaugh and other right wing talk radio hosts and using a cigar as a sex object. He was known as the president who thought the Oklahoma City bombing was because of Rush. Would you, DUmmy POSTER, want to know more about Billy Boy? Would you like to know about Barak Hussien Obama - the MARXIST MUSLIM?

Operation Chaos thanks you for your help. Your check is in the mail.

You are very welcome. We decided to do what you did to us, screw with your primaries. Your check isn't needed, you might need it to DEFEND the DEMS in CONGRESS about why that aren't SUPPORTING OFFSHORE DRILLING!!

When was the last time Bill got laid?

Why do you want to know? Did Bill steal your VIAGRA and CONDOMS? May I ask you, DUmmy POSTER, when the last time you had SEX with the opposite sex?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“Personally, I need to know who is candidate X and who is Y.....”

Thinking is hard work.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

[I love it when those fighters hedge hop over my house! The dogs hate it. That makes me love it more! My household sometimes rushes out to wave makeshift banners at them. You gotta fly somewhere. Make it here.]

“Context is missing sounds like another right wing attempt to cause trouble”

That DUmmie thinks Clinton is a right winger?