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DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-08 (Hillary To Bring Lucy's Football To Convention)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 22, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/22/2008 5:22:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Don't worry, Barack. Hillary has absolutely no intention of pulling Lucy's football away from you during the Democrat convention next week. So it is absolutely safe for you to go ahead and kick that football in the form of allowing Hillary's name to be placed into nomination during the roll call vote. Most DUmmies, although irked that Hillary is still striving for attention, seem to have no fear about Hillary at the convention as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Clinton's creating a 40-member team." Yes, they believe that it is safe for Hillary to bring a political football in the form of a 40-member team to "protect" Barack Obama. Hee! Hee! So let us now watch the DUmmies as Hillary/Lucy holds the football for Obama/Charlie Brown in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping its not racist to compare Obama with Charlie Brown, is in the [barackets]:

Clinton's creating a 40-member team

[The 40-member football team that will "help" Obama at kickoff.]

Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team to make sure convention supporters don't assail Barack Obama during her nomination floor vote, officials say.

[Coach Hillary is just too good to Obama.]

The 40-member team will be charged with blocking any demonstration that might take away from Democratic unity during the Denver convention,...

[Please keep that in mind, Charlie Brown, when you attempt to kick that football. That was from a UPI story but here is what that same story also said that wasn't posted in DUmmieland...]

"Clinton spokeswoman Kathleen Strand emphasized the team would not seek to convince delegates to vote for the former first lady and New York senator. Clinton signs will be handed out on request.:"

[See. You have assurances that Team Clinton will not see to convince delegates to vote for Hillary so it is perfectly safe to kick that football by allowing them into the convention.]

"We have been and are working closely with the Obama campaign to make sure we have an exciting and unified convention," Strand said.

[See. Lucy has told you there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Go ahead and kick that football. Kick it!]

When will she finally do something that demonstrates she supports Obama??

[She already promised not to pull the football away.]

snake in the grass

[Lucy on the grass.]

She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[So what is it that you don't like about Hillary? Don't hold back.]

We all know that she has two plans: either sabotage Obama's chances this year opening the door for her in 2012 or get elected VP and then do to Obama what she did to Vince Foster. It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.

[I absolutely assure you that Lucy/Hillary won't pull the football away.]

this simply is not good enough. It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!

[How many times does Lucy/Hillary have to assure you that she WON'T pull that football away?]

Charged With Blocking Any Demonstration That Might Take Away From Democratic Unity...... sounds ominous to me. Blocking?

[That's all the Clinton team will be doing at the convention. Just helping Obama. GASP! You...you don't mean blocking the Obama nomination? How can you be so cynical? Hee! Hee!]

So now someone will see this as a plot to steal the convention.

[Absolutely not. We already have assurances the football won't be pulled away.]

Good for her! Hopefully, that should shut up some of the anti-Hillary zealots.

[I BEEEEELEEEEEVE!!! I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE that Hillary won't pull Lucy's football away!]

Yay for Hillary! This is why I feel so badly for Hillary because she's doing her best but it's so hard to rehabilitate her image now and it's not really her fault anymore. Yes, the primaries were really awful and at one point, I felt like I couldn't forgive her but now, it's kinda obvious that it wasn't her but the MSM. It just kinda sucks that she had to take this precaution in the first place.

[Yay for Hillary for being so kind as to hold Lucy's football as Obama attempts to kick it.]

True, she did pull a lot of BS but she's finally gotten back to reality. It just sucks that she can't pull a lot of her supporters back down to earth.

[And she promised not to pull Lucy's football away from the earth.]

You have to give her full respect as great team player and supporter of a 08 victory.

[That's why we are allowing Team Clinton to hold Lucy's football.]

This will be a great and historic Convention!

[The attempted kicking of Lucy's football will be quite historic!]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton
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To: franksolich
Actually, just the opposite appears possible. Obama (George IV) is going overboard to appease Hillary (Caroline), even to the point of allowing her name placed in nomination and a vote cast. It's Caroline or one of her minions (see post #38 directly below yours) who is trying to undermine Obama's supposed coronation. Caroline, apparently, only wanted recognition.

However, the end result, riots and disfavor one way or the other, may be quite possible for sure.

41 posted on 08/22/2008 8:27:40 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama's a Post Turtle...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Clinton's creating a 40-member team

Team nickname not decided yet. Either "Hillary Harridans" or "PUMAs."

42 posted on 08/22/2008 8:31:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team. . . .

Oooh, kinky!

43 posted on 08/22/2008 8:35:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Clinton spokeswoman Kathleen Strand emphasized the team would not seek to convince delegates to vote for the former first lady and New York senator.

It depends on what your meaning of "seek" is.

44 posted on 08/22/2008 8:38:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: franksolich

George IV was portrayed in the movie, “The Madness of King George” which was actually about his father, George III. Quite a good movie. In fact, I referenced it when comparing George III to the DUmmies. Both made efforts to APPEAR sane.


45 posted on 08/22/2008 8:40:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Clinton signs will be handed out on request.


46 posted on 08/22/2008 8:45:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
George IV was portrayed in the movie, “The Madness of King George” which was actually about his father, George III. Quite a good movie. In fact, I referenced it when comparing George III to the DUmmies. Both made efforts to APPEAR sane.

As far as is known, George IV was not afflicted with the same mental ailment as his father, George III. George III had something in his body chemistry where red meat and the composition of blood didn't get along, causing the brain to go haywire. For a bullheaded Hanoverian, George III was probably actually the best of them all.

His oldest son, who became George IV in old age, on the other hand was noted for debauchery and decadence.

Don't be fooled by the pictures of the handsome pair above; those pictures are from circa 1800, about twenty years before the coronation of 1821. By 1821, both were fat and seedy. George IV looked very much like Fat Che--without the sourness, bitterness of expression--and was about the same size (maybe a couple of inches taller), a behemoth whose enormous belly sagged in front of him as if an apron.

47 posted on 08/22/2008 8:48:01 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Love, love, love. . . .

I think "as non-fashion conscious" is the unkindest cut of all.

48 posted on 08/22/2008 8:52:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.

You must be a Rhodes scholar! Down the hatch!

Now if Will Pitt and Jason Leopold will confirm, then it's gospel!

49 posted on 08/22/2008 8:57:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!

Pass the popcorn! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 posted on 08/22/2008 9:00:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
Clinton's creating a 40-member team

40 Maul Team - Barack's

51 posted on 08/22/2008 9:06:05 AM PDT by mikrofon (100% Pure Lie Soap)
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To: PJ-Comix
Charged With Blocking Any Demonstration That Might Take Away From Democratic Unity...... sounds ominous to me. Blocking?

"NEEDS MORE POPCORN!"

52 posted on 08/22/2008 9:06:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: PJ-Comix
it's so hard to rehabilitate her image now. . . .

Hillary Whitehouse: "They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said, 'No, no, no. . . .'"


53 posted on 08/22/2008 9:14:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NEEDS MORE POPCORN!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team
Bela is ready with her bolo:
54 posted on 08/22/2008 9:17:39 AM PDT by mikrofon (DEVOted Supporters)
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To: PJ-Comix
This will be a great and historic Convention!

This will be a grating and histrionic Convention!

55 posted on 08/22/2008 9:18:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NEEDS MORE POPCORN!)
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To: PJ-Comix
She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan ...

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56 posted on 08/22/2008 9:31:10 AM PDT by txroadkill (Liberals believe that the only oppressed people in Cuba are the terrorist in GitMo)
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To: NeoCaveman
WOW. Now that's a Clinton hater.

Not that great an emotional leap for these people...

57 posted on 08/22/2008 9:36:48 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("It's not my fault if McCain loses - it's his own damn fault!" - Mark Levin)
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To: PJ-Comix


58 posted on 08/22/2008 10:05:36 AM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

I can’t believe they said Hillary is non-fashion conscious! They must really mean it.


59 posted on 08/22/2008 10:32:41 AM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin '36, Moscow '80, Beijing '08 ... Olympic games for murdering regimes.)
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To: TigersEye

They better not talk about her thighs.


60 posted on 08/22/2008 10:52:17 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Regarding Jerome Corsi and Obama Nation -- are you a book reader or a book burner?)
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