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DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-08 (No More Gloating About Obama Poll Numbers)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2008 | Cenk Uygur, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/05/2008 4:18:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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1 posted on 08/05/2008 4:18:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/05/2008 4:20:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

No gloating on Nobama

top 5


3 posted on 08/05/2008 4:21:42 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park")
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To: PJ-Comix

4?


4 posted on 08/05/2008 4:25:11 AM PDT by Mercat (For if their purpose or activity is of human origin, it will fail.)
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To: PJ-Comix

OK, I’ll ask - what is a TV biology class?


5 posted on 08/05/2008 4:33:12 AM PDT by Mercat (For if their purpose or activity is of human origin, it will fail.)
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6


6 posted on 08/05/2008 4:34:58 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, I read it and still in the top five - I think.


7 posted on 08/05/2008 4:36:41 AM PDT by Roses0508
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8 posted on 08/05/2008 4:39:58 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: PJ-Comix

“and did a search with the word “poll.” No such word was found.”

That’s interesting. It’s a sign of being mentally deranged. Normal people, when concerned about politics, want to see polls regardless of the pain. Feedback— so long as it’s hopefully accurate. Fear of negative feedback?

They need therapy.


9 posted on 08/05/2008 4:46:59 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (The Dum-bama Banking Committee offers free breathalysers and inhilators for asthmatics in 58 states.)
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I had dinner last night with an Indian friend, a devout Hindu who really knows his astrology charts and believes them wholeheartedly, and he said that the planets have aligned for big positive changes around early November of this year, and January of next year, especially in world events. He is sure that this means Obama will win. For what it is worth.

1) To begin with, folks, the entire concept of astrology is based on the idea that the stars, planets and sun rotate round the Earth set in crystal spheres in the sky, something which I believe we have proven wrong about a thousand years ago.

2) Secondly, why is it that people who cannot wrap their heads around God coming to Earth as payment for their personal sins are willing to believe that chunks of rock in the empty deadness of space and their relationship to the moment you were born somehow affect what you make of your life? Jeeze, it is the essence of being a Democrat...your future is out of your hands due to cruel and overpowering forces outside of your control. I guess this means we should just do Charts on the poor, pinpoint how the Universe has screwed them, and compensate them with government programs and tax dollars?

3) This is the same kind of lies that every pollster uses: "Do you feel America is on the wrong track?" Well, yes...as a right-wing, God fearing Republican, I think there should be fewer Liberals, less activist judges, more guns and fewer abortions. But the same could be said of an extreme left-wing anarchist that thinks the Fundamentalists are ruining the country. Even if astrology was work a rats backside, saying "the planets have aligned for big positive changes around early November of this year, and January of next year, especially in world events" might well mean that McCain wins, he reveals he's now a staunch Conservative, bombs Iran and takes all their oil, and the world finally admits Muslims are a threat to everyone's freedom. It depends on the perspective of the "prediction".

10 posted on 08/05/2008 4:54:28 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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First the Hindu prophesy and then your smack-down:

[Then you can relax because the moon is rising in Uranus.]

ROFL! Very good.


11 posted on 08/05/2008 4:57:49 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (The Dum-bama Banking Committee offers free breathalysers and inhilators for asthmatics in 58 states.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Nobama 10?


12 posted on 08/05/2008 4:58:14 AM PDT by Purrcival (Sign the petition at http://www.callbackcongress.com/)
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Top x, where x = the number of the next post.


13 posted on 08/05/2008 4:59:58 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: Ever wonder where all those who took the brown acid at Woodstock wound up?)
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To: Mercat
OK, I’ll ask - what is a TV biology class?

You know, when a Mommy TV and a Daddy TV get this special feeling....

14 posted on 08/05/2008 5:01:51 AM PDT by OSHA (framing it as though you've magically neutralized any potential negative eventuality)
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“I’d make signs that deliberately misspell his name “John McCane ... “

[Oh wow!]

“... and I’d show a picture of a walker or a cane.”

[oh, ok.]

“I’d have people passing out prune juice in front of his events and drop innuendo about him losing his marbles.”

[Good luck. Um, is the DUer seeking treatment?]

“Viral videos and e-mails questioning McCain would be a huge plus, too.”

[Ah.]


15 posted on 08/05/2008 5:02:34 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (The Dum-bama Banking Committee offers free breathalysers and inhilators for asthmatics in 58 states.)
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"Take a swing, for the love of God. Show the American people you can be a man, a strong leader, someone who can knock an opponent down. This is an election dammit. Act like it."

Obama will take this action and more!

...as soon as his teleprompter tells him to.

16 posted on 08/05/2008 5:06:24 AM PDT by libs_kma (NOBAMA. Keep the change)
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There are two principal reasons why John McCain has caught Barack Obama in the national polls. 1) McCain has changed the whole conversation about this election into one question - do you want to vote for or against Obama? This is genius.

The idea that this election is a referendum on Obama is not the creation of McCain's campaign and is certaintly not new

June 16, 2008: Rush Limbaugh

...this election is a referendum on Obama. This is going to be an up or down on Obama. It will be, for the vast majority of people voting here. And they're going to say, "Do I want this country led by Obama?"

Obama has presented himself as the incumbent by acting presidential, (fake pres seal, O-Force One, speech in Germany, etc.) Elections where the incumbent runs are always a referendum on the incumbent. This is political science 101.

The bad news for Obama is that undecided voters break 2-to-1 against the incumbent.

17 posted on 08/05/2008 5:06:32 AM PDT by vamoose
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The whole world sees this race as a no-brainer, except for here in the United States.

Well, they love him in Gaza!

"My brother Hosam and I knew that Obama will be a big hit even before he became a candidate. We knew the guy would be a celebrity in Gaza so we decided to invest the amount of $29,000 to buy Obama T-shirts from his website and sell them in Gaza," Monir Edwan told WND, speaking by cell phone from Gaza.

Illegal Obama donors: Middle Eastern Arabs

BTW, I uncovered these donations and gave the story to Pamela at Atlas Shrugs.

Obama's Gazan Contributions

18 posted on 08/05/2008 5:08:21 AM PDT by Amityschild (Bringing Obama DOWN one day at a time - VRWC Member #777777777)
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they just need to re-frame the debate and capture the narative, hahahahahahahaha

as if the MSM hasn’t done all of that at every opportunity, you can’t polish a turd


19 posted on 08/05/2008 5:10:16 AM PDT by edzo4
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If you want $10/gal, Vote No Oilbama.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters


20 posted on 08/05/2008 5:15:08 AM PDT by bray (Drill Congress!!)
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