Posted on 07/31/2008 3:24:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Oops, there goes another one under the bus! Latest member of the FFOB (Former Friends of Barry) Club: Rapper "Ludacris." Barry's FORMER favorite rapper came out this week with a "rap song" (sic) designed to HELP the Possumptive Democrat Candidate. Let's take a listen to the lovely Ludacris lyrics:
I'm back on it like I just signed my record deal
Yeah, the best is here, the Bentley Coupe paint is drippin' wet, it got sex appeal
Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him
With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him
Said I handle my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers
Well, give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer
Better yet, put me in office, make me your Vice-President
Hillary hated on you, so that b*tch is irrelevant
Now Jesse talkin' slick and apologizin'--for what?
If you said it, then you meant it, how you want it head or gut
And all you other politicians tryin' to hate on my man
Watch us win majority vote in every state on my man
You can't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history
The first black President, it's destined and it's meant to be
The threats ain't fazin' us, the nooses or the jokes
Get off your ass, black people, it's time to get out and vote
Paint the White House black, and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified
McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap
'Cause what you talkin', I hear nothin' even relevant
And you the worst of all 43 presidents
Get out and vote or the end'll be near
The world is ready for change, 'cause Obama is here, yeah
'Cause Obama is here
The world is ready for change, 'cause Obama is here, yeah
'Cause Obama is here . . .
Well, this is sure to "rap up" the election for the B-man now, dontcha think? No? As a matter of fact, within mere hours Team Obama once again had to issue their now standard disavowment of an unhelpful supporter. Join the crowd, Luda! Wright, Pfleger, Rezko, Ayers . . . the list goes on and on. E UNDERBUS POSSUM!
But before we get to the KOmmies' reaction to all this, let's sing a tribute to the People on the Pavement:
MY HOPES
Tune: "High Hopes"
Next time you choose
To get your name in the news
There's a bridge to be burned
Guess what--you lose
Just what made my Reverend Wright
Think his racist rants were alright
Everyone knows in a tight fight
I need votes that are white
But he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes
So if we've been friends very long
But you do me wrong
There's no longer an "us"
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
When scandals break
And you've made a mistake
There's a bridge to be burned
My name's at stake
My pal Rezko got me a house
Room for me, my kids, and my spouse
But losin' a trial has aroused doubts
Now I think he's a louse
'Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes
So if you've been a friend of mine
Better get in line
Your turn's comin' like thus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
('Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes)
So if you make my numbers slip
You'll soon take a trip
Where you're covered with dust
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
The bus!
Now back to Ludacris and his lyrics. Surely the leftist blogosphere must DENOUNCE and REJECT such hateful tripe! Uh, not exactly. Some of them actually liked this song--at first. Then political reality set in. Now many of them rap Ludacris, not because they disagree with the content, but only because this c-rap will not play well in Peoria and Pennsylvania. They're afraid it will backfire and hurt Obama's chances. Check out this THREAD, "Ludacris: 'Obama is here!'" and this THREAD, "Jeremiah Ludacris," and this THREAD, "'Oh Lord, now he likes rappers too much.'"
So now slip on your do-rag and your bling-bling and get down widjo' bad self, as we katch the KOmmie KOmments in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--AKA "Ludarin"--is in the [Barackets]:
I love Ludacris. . . . He is a certified badass. . . . Now Luda has given his shout out to Barack in a big way, and while this might get Obama a little heat, it's a tight song and has some zingers for McBush (both of them).
[It might get Obama "a little heat." This is like saying the Titanic took on "a little water."]
He's certainly better with the English language than our current president. . . .
[W could never come up with a bon mot as clever and witty as:
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap]
i find it f*cking hillarious. old white people will be terrified. . . .
["Old white people," i.e., people who vote.]
Love it! But OMG, wait until Fox gets wind of it.
[The quick lousy Fox jumps all over the brown man's doggerel.]
Tips for LUDA!!!!
[Taps for LUDA!!!!]
Oh the "wingnuts" are going to love this.
[Hee! Hee! Reality begins to set in.]
Obama rejected the lyrics and said Ludacris should be "ashamed" (at least his campaign released that statement).
[E UNDERBUS POSSUM!]
There have been several rappers who have done some songs about Obama. He is number one with them.
[How is he doing with the child molester vote?]
Jeremiah Ludacris
[Wright you are!]
And THIS asshole is in heavy rotation on Barack Obama’s iPod? The aural equivalent of "my spiritual mentor" that Republicans are sure to have a field day with.
[It's a gift! Thanx!]
Ludacris, meet bus.
[Democratic Underbus.]
Is Ludacris being paid by the RNC?
[He's a Perfect Rovian Plant.]
Ludacris is an entertainer, not a potential cabinet member!
[Ludacris for Secretary of Offense.]
Ludacris smells money and he's cashing in.
[Ludacris knows Lucrativ.]
Markos needs to apologize. The stupidity in this diary and much of the comments really offends me.
[Life in the Looney Left: Everyone demands an apology from everybody for everything.]
this diary hurts my soul. . . .
[This diary hurts my sides--from laughing!]
Obama has zero to do with this story.
[Zero possumus.]
HE'S ON OBAMA'S IPOD. . . .
[Vero iPodumus.]
Ludacris is a witty, well spoken, and brash entertainer.
["McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed." Such wit! Cole Porter, eat your heart out!]
i liked the song and the beat. . . .
[It's easy to dance to. . . . I give it an 84.]
I may feel like expressing myself by running down the street naked except for strategically placed Obama stickers. But I would stop and think and ask myself if that would likely influence my neighbors to vote for Obama---or not.
[So what did you decide, benburch?]
Idiot Rapper
[Redundant.]
Obama has appeared with Ludicris publicly, met with him privately, and has called him a "friend".
["This is not the Ludacris I knew."]
I don't like rap. I actually can use the word hate when it comes to rap.
[RACIST!]
i hate Norway. now, i don't need to even visit Norway or meet more than a couple norwegians to know I hate it.
[And, as a Swede, I can say you are right.]
i don't like absolutes. . . .
[Me too! I think everyone who likes absolutes should be taken out and SHOT!]
These are the KOmmies, but same difference.
No problem I have a version without anyone in it. Feel free to use that one too if you like.
This is why I shouldn't drink beer, watch TV and DUFU at the same time. Sometimes I can't tell my right from my left and my write from my Wright.
Fortunately, Charles can make anything FUnnie.
Mmm...pfff...pfff...bomb-bomb...
Soapy fish, hot dish
Soak with care, don't dare
Busta rhyme, when it's time
To drain tha muthaf***in ludafisk
Drain that muthaf***er bad
Drain that ludafisk three times
Muthaf***er, if you drain it two
I pop a cap in you
If you can't cook a ludafisk right
You can't rap Norwegian tight
Mmm...pfff...pfff...bomb-bomb...
Ludafisk served properly
Like delivering cunni-guli
To a **** using Summer's Eve
Oh, I hope that doesn't get me banned.
Did you spell that write ?
The eloquence of that statement leaves me stuned. Lol.
Yeah, that's another thing I absolutely hate about the rap scene. Those pants worn down so low the underwear shows. I used to think they were just doing an impression of what pants are like when they are worn without belts when they enter prison but one day someone told me the REAL reason. I couldn't believe it. Why would any moron advertise to the world their perversions in public? Oh, and not long ago I saw a woman wearing pants and underwear like that crossing the street in front of me.
The whole rap scene sucks bigtime.
We bought our townhouse from a tattoo artist who was moving away to another city. Actually it belonged to to his girlfriend who was following him there. From neck down this guy was covered with tattoos. Girlfriend also had some tattoos but her faced was covered with all sorts of piercings. Nose, eyebrows, tongue, etc.. Another thing I hate. Face piercings. YEEEEECCCHHHHHH!!!!
Expulsion of bodily fluids?
On your keyboard and monitor?
I'm afraid to ask how this was accomplished, or where aforementioned keyboard and monitor were when said bodily fluids were expelled.... ;-)
Now, spewing coffee all over the office desk, like I did, would be "involuntary explosive expulsion of a recently ingested liquid"....
This guy is either a LFT, or a liberal that may have acquired a double-digit IQ, which would make him a human being....
Like comedian Tim Wilson would say, "Looked like they fell face first into an open tackle box."
I've been tempted to pull their pants up myself and fasten them to their hips...
...with a nail gun!
Same goes for the hat....
I would like to suggest another parody song that would be an AWESOME representation of Obama and what he does to his FORMER supporters:
Another One Under The Bus (To the tune of “Another One Bites The Dust)
Another one gone
And another one gone
ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE BUS!
hey, He’s gonna get you too!
ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE BUS!
[W could never come up with a bon mot as clever and witty as:
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap]
Anyone who calls that cr@p English, has to be under 15 yrs old and can't vote anyway.
[Democratic Underbus.]
Looks like the BOWEL Movement will need a HUGH and SERIES bus before the convention.
[Zero possumus.]
The BOWEL Movement has nothing to do with any story.
["McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed." Such wit! Cole Porter, eat your heart out!]
Ludacris is a sheet head.
[RACIST!]
Really? This KOmmie actually has the same thoughts about rap as I have, but I think this should be called a: Hate Crime! Hate Crime! Hate Crime!!
I'm not familiar with that one.
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust?
Really?
Maybe, but it’s still a “bodily fluid.” And pretty icky to boot....
Yes, I'm series. I didn't care for that kind of music at that time.
You're absolutely right. I absolutely hate absolutes too, and I absolutely mean that.
I put ludafisk under the porch and the raccoons ran away, but now we've got a family of 9 Norwegians living under our house.
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